Most Uninteresting Fact Of The Day

Wazdakka · 15-05-2014 2:41pm

Snotaul Goodman wrote: »

A standard BIC biro is 5.7" long

Are you QC'ing components for artificial knees??

For Stryker?

Bonus points for knowing that you're phone is a Nexus 5, and your exact GPS co-ordinates when you took the picture?

Creepy, eh?

Boombastic · 15-05-2014 2:43pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Do you mean facist?

no, he was trained by fas

Birneybau · 15-05-2014 2:43pm

LordChessington wrote: »

The condensation from the inside of a bus window tastes better than Deep Riverrock

Good point. How did they actually make bottled water taste bad?

15-05-2014 2:44pm

Boombastic wrote: »

I spent longer than I should have googling to find out why

Once I googled LMGTFY, felt sooo thick.

Pumpkinseeds · 15-05-2014 2:46pm

orangesoda wrote: »

i haven't watched coronation street in 2 months

I haven't watched in in 17 years:D

15-05-2014 2:47pm

I haven't watched it ever.

loalae · 15-05-2014 2:47pm

I'm wearing my green jumper today.

15-05-2014 2:49pm

Wazdakka wrote: »

Are you QC'ing components for artificial knees??

For Stryker?

Bonus points for knowing that you're phone is a Nexus 5, and your exact GPS co-ordinates when you took the picture?

Creepy, eh?

How is that possible???

PizzamanIRL · 15-05-2014 2:50pm

The bottle of water I am drinking has a best before of 17/4/15

pickarooney · 15-05-2014 2:53pm

Candie wrote: »

How is that possible???

He's spying on him from the roof of the hospital?

ectoraige · 15-05-2014 2:55pm

Candie wrote: »

How is that possible???

I could answer that, but it would be far too interesting for this thread.

I didn't bring any fruit to work today.

15-05-2014 2:56pm

pickarooney wrote: »

He's spying on him from the roof of the hospital?

Don't mess with my head, it's already pretty untidy

monkeysnapper · 15-05-2014 2:57pm

I've got one......I've got one ....

This is my 1000th post....!!!

Wwwhhhhhhhhoooooooooohhhoooooooooo

Do I get a clock or a coin so something

Chucken · 15-05-2014 3:00pm

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.

Boombastic · 15-05-2014 3:01pm

monkeysnapper wrote: »

I've got one......I've got one ....

This is my 1000th post....!!!

Wwwhhhhhhhhoooooooooohhhoooooooooo

Do I get a clock or a coin so something

no, nothing.
it's was uninteresting alright, but you posted it in a too happy and dramatic manner it made it interesting

Pumpkinseeds · 15-05-2014 3:11pm

Today I bought a fruit bowl with a lid, it's orange, fact.

RikkFlair · 15-05-2014 3:20pm

County Roscommon is the shape of a dogs head.

Mr. CooL ICE · 15-05-2014 3:42pm

RikkFlair wrote: »

County Roscommon is the shape of a dogs head.

And Offaly looks like a gun. The two counties together looks like a sniffer dog finding an illegal firearm.

drake70 · 15-05-2014 3:43pm

Chucken wrote: »

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.

I hope they don't sing it all at the start of football matches

Wazdakka · 15-05-2014 3:45pm

My Cat's breath smells like Cat Food...

Ihatecuddles · 15-05-2014 3:46pm

I'm sitting on the toilet with my head resting on a roll of toilet paper.

I'm very comfortable.

Akrasia · 15-05-2014 3:49pm

LordChessington wrote: »

And Offaly looks like a gun. The two counties together looks like a sniffer dog finding an illegal firearm.

and county Clare is a teddy bear's penis

15-05-2014 3:50pm

mauzo! wrote: »

I'm sitting on the toilet with my head resting on a roll of toilet paper.

I'm very comfortable.

Uninteresting but somewhat related joke:

Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? She worked it out with a pencil.

Thank you, thank you, I'm here until 10, please tip generously.

Boombastic · 15-05-2014 3:50pm

Ireland on it's side is a dog

turnikett1 · 15-05-2014 3:52pm

Boombastic wrote: »

Ireland on it's side is a dog

People always say this but I just can't see it.

Akrasia · 15-05-2014 3:53pm

I've only ever owned two vinyl records. One of them was a recording of a brendan grace stand up comedy show, the other was the title music to Glenroe

They came with the record player.

Another uninteresting fact. A calorie is the amount of energy it takes to raise one gram of water by one degree celcius.
A Calorie is the amount of energy required to raise a kilogram of water by one degree celcius.
They could have used two different words but they didn't.

Wazdakka · 15-05-2014 3:55pm

Boombastic wrote: »

Ireland on it's side is a dog

Finland and Sweden kind of look like a cock..

saucyleopard · 15-05-2014 3:55pm

When water freezes it actually expands -- oops, is that too interesting ? Sorry!

drake70 · 15-05-2014 4:01pm

turnikett1 wrote: »

People always say this but I just can't see it.

The other side

Miaireland · 15-05-2014 4:05pm

There are 22 lines on the page of my notebook.

Wazdakka · 15-05-2014 4:09pm

Candie wrote: »

Don't mess with my head, it's already pretty untidy

Quit moving about... It's hard enough to see you through the window as it is..

15-05-2014 4:13pm

Wazdakka wrote: »

Quit moving about... It's hard enough to see you through the window as it is..

Hah! You head-wrecking spoofer you!

I sprained my ankle, I'm not moving anywhere!

Limps to window, closes blinds

Sheepy99 · 15-05-2014 4:21pm

The Master wrote: »

The "L" in Samuel L. Jackson is short for "Motherfucker"

Boo, get off the stage!

PizzamanIRL · 15-05-2014 4:25pm

Italy looks like a boot. Bet you never knew that? Oh, you did?

Boombastic · 15-05-2014 4:33pm

L looks like half a rectangle

Rhys Essien · 15-05-2014 4:42pm

Boombastic wrote: »

Ireland on it's side is a dog

Ireland is a Koala Bear climbing a tree.

http://www.animalmakers.com/Catalog/images/koala_1922-02.jpg

pickarooney · 15-05-2014 4:45pm

Boombastic wrote: »

L looks like half a rectangle

A wrecked angle?

16-05-2014 5:37pm

Wazdakka wrote: »

Are you QC'ing components for artificial knees??

For Stryker?

Bonus points for knowing that you're phone is a Nexus 5, and your exact GPS co-ordinates when you took the picture?

Creepy, eh?

No, yes and yes.

Have to remove that pic now. Thanks creepy person