Leaving Cert 2014 OT v2.0 - Official Bitch & Moan thread

Text from me to some random number on my last night of college:

"R u mine?"

Still don't know who it is...

Ka_yl_ei_gh

My friends used to take my phone battery on me, in case I texted my parents :pac:

Cakes.

I tell everyone I love them, like everyone, the woman in the takeaway got proposed to the last night.

MacBizzle

Cakes. wrote: »

I tell everyone I love them, like everyone, the woman in the takeaway got proposed to the last night.

Same thing happens to me! :pac: Everyone is my best friend when I'm drunk, everyone.

Ka_yl_ei_gh

I love disappearing and making new friends when drunk.

But one of the last times, I was talking to this man and he was like 40+ but I don't remember what I was saying, at allll, like it probably wasn't bad, and then I saw him outside my school, turned out his son was in 4th year :pac:

LoveLamps

Yas all sound like mad craic drunk...

Worst i do is think i can still keep drinking when i should stop (but ive never gotten sick )
And take pulls on fags/smelly fags sometimes

aleatorio

MacBizzle wrote: »

Same thing happens to me! :pac: Everyone is my best friend when I'm drunk, everyone.

Same here :pac:

aleatorio wrote: »

Lovce sll ye

Pretty sure this translates as 'love all ye' :pac:

thelad95

So since we're talking drunk antics I may as well throw up a few of my classics:

-Squeezing a bouncer's arse and running away only to trip and fall and realise he wasn't even chasing me.
-Turning election posters upside down.
-Getting a collection of traffic cones and blocking off a whole street.
-Getting in a taxi and asking him to bring me to where he collected me.
-Paying a taxi-man with a battered sausage for said request (this didn't go down well)
-Throwing a shopping trolley into someone's back garden.
-Doing the gangnam style dance in front of cars when the lights were red.

And to think this was only graduation night.......

The worst one was at a Junior Cert. results disco when I went in to shift this young one and head-butted her instead, leaving her needing three stitches.

Ka_yl_ei_gh

thelad95 wrote: »

So since we're talking drunk antics I may as well throw up a few of my classics:

-Squeezing a bouncer's arse and running away only to trip and fall and realise he wasn't even chasing me.
-Turning election posters upside down.
-Getting a collection of traffic cones and blocking off a whole street.
-Getting in a taxi and asking him to bring me to where he collected me.
-Paying a taxi-man with a battered sausage for said request (this didn't go down well)
-Throwing a shopping trolley into someone's back garden.
-Doing the gangnam style dance in front of cars when the lights were red.

And to think this was only graduation night.......

The worst one was at a Junior Cert. results disco when I went in to shift this young one and head-butted her instead, leaving her needing three stitches.

I almost squeezed a policeman's arse, Junior Cert results night, when he came on the bus to check for alcohol. My friend grabbed my hand just in time though. :pac:

Osmosis Jones

I once woke up in a forest in Germany with no shoes on.

Ka_yl_ei_gh

Osmosis Jones wrote: »

I once woke up in a forest in Germany with no shoes on.

Seriously? :pac:

peekachoo

I explode with love after a bit of drink I just usually run around hugging and kissing everyone and declaring my love for anyone within a metre radius of me :P

aleatorio

Osmosis Jones wrote: »

I once woke up in a forest in Germany with no shoes on.

I've done the same! Germany and all... :pac:
R u me? :eek:

peekachoo

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Text from me to some random number on my last night of college:

"R u mine?"

Still don't know who it is...

Alright Alex Turner :P

peekachoo

peekachoo wrote: »

Alright Alex Turner :P

I don't even listen to Arctic Monkeys! Like I can't even explain the text it's so funny :P

Ka_yl_ei_gh

My toe hurts

peekachoo

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I don't even listen to Arctic Monkeys! Like I can't even explain the text it's so funny :P

1. You should :P
2. You're hopeless :pac:

Peregrine

Ka_yl_ei_gh wrote: »

My toe hurts

What did you kick?

peekachoo

peekachoo wrote: »

1. You should :P
2. You're hopeless :pac:

When you call me hopeless I know I'm in a bad place in my life :P

MacBizzle

Nimrod 7 wrote: »

What did you kick?

Probably water.

Ka_yl_ei_gh

Nimrod 7 wrote: »

What did you kick?

Nothing :pac: I probably shouldn't have told everyone about that, I was made fun of because of it for ages :L

peekachoo

[Deleted User] wrote: »

When you call me hopeless I know I'm in a bad place in my life :P

You are worse than me. Don't even deny it :P

Peregrine

Ka_yl_ei_gh wrote: »

I probably shouldn't have told everyone about that, I was made fun of because of it for ages :L

And long may it continue here :P

Ka_yl_ei_gh

MacBizzle wrote: »

Probably water.

That hard water is dangerous.

MacBizzle

Ka_yl_ei_gh wrote: »

That hard water is dangerous.

Be careful or you might cut yourself on your sharp wit.

mrtommcandrew

Is anyone else ****ed for accounting??
Thank God I don't need to count it though, fail city

Peregrine

mrtommcandrew wrote: »

Is anyone else ****ed for accounting??
Thank God I don't need to count it though, fail city

Welcome to boards, you've come to the right thread! How did you know?

Osmosis Jones

Ka_yl_ei_gh wrote: »

Seriously? :pac:

TY exchange

aleatorio wrote: »

I've done the same! Germany and all... :pac:
R u me? :eek:

Idk let me check to see if I sent any incoherent messages recently:pac:

Ka_yl_ei_gh

I would've loved to have done accounting.

peekachoo

peekachoo wrote: »

You are worse than me. Don't even deny it :P