Leaving Cert 2014 OT v2.0 - Official Bitch & Moan thread

Huell

onethreefive wrote: »

Is there a train from Holyhead to London?

ye i got it there the other week,its like 3:30 to 4 hours long though

Hotfail.com

How much is the ferry? I was looking at going over to visit my uncle in England but the flights were like ~140 euro return..

Peregrine

Macavity. wrote: »

Book a few months in advance you'll get return flight for 40-60 Euro.

There are a lot more factors involved in airline pricing than early booking

Daniel7740

Book a flight for friday the 13th aswell, apparently they can be up to 60% cheaper at this time of year on fri 13th

Peregrine

Some airlines don't have a 13th row. It goes from row 12 to 14

Daniel7740

Nimr wrote: »

Some airlines don't have a 13th row. It goes from row 12 to 14

Its still the 13th row tho, no matter what number you put on it haha

Daniel7740

Macavity. wrote: »

I think the whole car registration thing was ridiculous, I can understand why they did it but just the fact that they had to.

They didn't have to, it makes sense to do it for the second hand buying

Cakes.

Did anyone go for the scéim interview last week?

Kayleigh..

I don't like the 141/ 142 registrations cause the car seems old quicker :pac:

thelad95

For anyone who hasn't ever been there, Holyhead is the most isolated, terrifying place I've ever been in (and I've done the Ring of Kerry). There's like 2 and a half hours on the motorway to get there with no garages or towns in between :eek:

Peregrine

Daniel7740 wrote: »

Its still the 13th row tho, no matter what number you put on it haha

I know

Macavity. wrote: »

I mean "had to" as in they had to because it would have actually decreased car sales, can't believe people are that stupid and superstitious.

That wasn't the only reason they did it.

This way, car sales are spread out over the year rather than having one huge car buying season in January and February with sales decreasing every month after that.

Okay, the superstition was probably the reason why they started thinking about it but what they did is actually rather clever.

It could boost sales.

Peregrine

HugsiePie wrote: »

there were 13 apostles at the Last Supper

Wut?

Poor lad never got a mention. Was he a new intern on Jobsbridge?

HugsiePie

Nimr wrote: »

Wut?

Poor lad never got a mention. Was he a new intern on Jobsbridge?

Woopsies

12 apostles and Jesus means 13 people at the last supper

randylonghorn

Daniel7740 wrote: »

You wouldn't want to be near me when im fixing machinery so, I must say the word twenty times a second :pac:

Ah I don't mind you calling machinery that, I don't even mind you calling yourself that (or even for example the lad in Cork who used to wake you up to borrow ... supplies! :pac:), I've even described myself in those terms in the past, it's more the use of the word re: women with all the double standards it brings with it which drives me mad!!

Daniel7740 wrote: »

They have holes filled with lube oil, with dipsticks shoved into them, and the strokes of the four stroke engine are; suck, squeeze, bang and blow.

I think that qualifies them to be called sluts :P

In fairness, you have a point!

Hotfail.com

randylonghorn wrote: »

I've even described myself in those terms in the past

:pac: :pac: :pac:

randylonghorn

Hotfail.com wrote: »

:pac: :pac: :pac:

Shaddap, hotmale!! :pac:

Hotfail.com

randylonghorn wrote: »

Shaddap, hotmale!! :pac:

Wanna hear something nice? There was a towel with shít on it on my brother's bedroom floor..... Nearly got sick..

randylonghorn

Now, why on earth would you share that image with the rest of us?!! :eek:

thelad95

Hotfail.com wrote: »

Wanna hear something nice? There was a towel with shít on it on my brother's bedroom floor..... Nearly got sick..

Daniel7740

randylonghorn wrote: »

Ah I don't mind you calling machinery that, I don't even mind you calling yourself that (or even for example the lad in Cork who used to wake you up to borrow ... supplies! :pac:), I've even described myself in those terms in the past, it's more the use of the word re: women with all the double standards it brings with it which drives me mad!!

In fairness, you have a point!

Ah tbf, he wasn't a slut, he was just a living legend!

Hotfail.com

randylonghorn wrote: »

Now, why on earth would you share that image with the rest of us?!! :eek:

I can send on a pic if you want ? On closer inspection I think it may be blood. Or bloody shít.

Daniel7740

Hotfail.com wrote: »

On closer inspection

You crazy bastard

Kayleigh..

Ew

Peregrine

randylonghorn wrote: »

or even for example the lad in Cork who used to wake you up to borrow ... supplies! :pac:)

I vaguely remember that story..:P

Hotfail.com wrote: »

I can send on a pic if you want ? On closer inspection I think it may be blood. Or bloody shít.

Please don't

Kayleigh..

I can't wait until my brother gets older so I can tease him :rolleyes:

Like when he was about 3, my friend was in my house and he stripped down into his boxers and goes "you're sleeping in my bed" to her:pac:

thelad95

Between MacBitch wiping his arse with a towel and 3 year old womanizers, this thread has taken a weird turn....

Hotfail.com

thelad95 wrote: »

Between MacBitch wiping his arse with a towel and 3 year old womanizers, this thread has taken a weird turn....

Daniel7740

Nimr wrote: »

I vaguely remember that story..:P

That wasn't a story, that was just me giving out cos it was second or third time that week waking me up at like 4am looking for johnnies.

There's so many good stories I could tell ye about him and I probably don't know the half of them :pac:

Kayleigh.. wrote: »

I can't wait until my brother gets older so I can tease him :rolleyes:

Like when he was about 3, my friend was in my house and he stripped down into his boxers and goes "you're sleeping in my bed" to her:pac:

Give that kid a cookie!

randylonghorn

Kayleigh.. wrote: »

Like when he was about 3, my friend was in my house and he stripped down into his boxers and goes "you're sleeping in my bed" to her :pac:

Laddddddddd!!!!! :cool:

jamo2oo9

randylonghorn wrote: »

This is the problem with too little sun in this country, if you wander along the beaches in Spain or the Canaries or places like that, they're plastered with topless women; and while I'm not saying no-one notices (we're males after all! :pac:) no-one thinks it strange or gives it a second thought.

And here I am, looking at cheapest flights to Spain now :rolleyes:

Daniel7740 wrote: »

You wouldn't want to be near me when im fixing machinery so, I must say the word twenty times a second :pac:



And every summer and Christmas and easter and mid term.

No point causing yere selves hardship for nothing

I can't imagine what do you say it. Something like "OMG, you fúcking, slutty little whore, banging piece of shít" :pac:

Kayleigh.. wrote: »

I can't wait until my brother gets older so I can tease him :rolleyes:

Like when he was about 3, my friend was in my house and he stripped down into his boxers and goes "you're sleeping in my bed" to her:pac: