Leaving Cert 2014 OT v2.0 - Official Bitch & Moan thread

Aspiring

thelad95 wrote: »

Do people think this is genuine? :rolleyes:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057221513

No, only mentions one comparative mode

Hotale.com

thelad95 wrote: »

Do people think this is genuine? :rolleyes:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057221513

If it is true then we'll be on the Irish Daily Mail come Thursday morning :pac:

Can someone please explain to me what snapchat actually is? :pac: I hear everyone talking about it but I never actually found out what it does

aleatorio

Hotale.com wrote: »

If it is true then we'll be on the Irish Daily Mail come Thursday morning :pac:

Can someone please explain to me what snapchat actually is? :pac: I hear everyone talking about it but I never actually found out what it does

Ya just send photos on it :pac: Great for procrastinating



Who just added me?

Aspiring

Hotale.com wrote: »

If it is true then we'll be on the Irish Daily Mail come Thursday morning :pac:

Can someone please explain to me what snapchat actually is? :pac: I hear everyone talking about it but I never actually found out what it does

You take a picture of yourself/something, caption it (optional) then send it to your friends. You set a timer up to 10 seconds for how long you want the person to be able to see it for. You get points for sending snaps, but these points do nothing. They just show how much of your life you have wasted on snapchat. You also have a 'story'. You can post a picture to your story and it is visible to all of your friends for 24 hours. You can now also chat like viber/whatsapp etc. It's actually pretty fun!

Hotale.com

aleatorio wrote: »

Ya just send photos on it :pac: Great for procrastinating



Who just added me?

Ugh.. I already procrastinate enough

thelad95

Hotale.com wrote: »

If it is true then we'll be on the Irish Daily Mail come Thursday morning :pac:

Can someone please explain to me what snapchat actually is? :pac: I hear everyone talking about it but I never actually found out what it does

I'd imagine SEC people probably creep around websites like this at this time of the year to check for actual leaks. There was strong rumours last year that Biology was a back-up paper because the other one had been leaked. If a genuine leak was spotted, I'd imagine they would swap the papers without releasing the info to the media.

Aspiring

If this is a leak and gets changed I'd be pretty pissed. Motivation as an essay theme would be quite doable.

Poliana.xo

Just saw this on fb and I found it really really funny which is sad..

What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? 'Mitosis' :pac: :pac: :pac:

Peregrine

aleatorio wrote: »

Who just added me?

:cool:

bb1234567

aleatorio wrote: »

Ya just send photos on it :pac: Great for procrastinating



Who just added me?

It was me hahaha

Aspiring

Hey, physics joke incoming.

"Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?"

Hotale.com

Ever see the best jokes thread over on AH? There's some absolutely brilliant ones in it :pac:

bb1234567

Add me on snapchat guyz i need a break from macbeth - benyaminjamin

Peregrine

Oh! Oh! Nerd jokes!

MrAweesome

aleatorio wrote: »

Add me on snapchat I'm bored and procrastinating :pac: :pac: Leeeiiaa

I just added you

thelad95

Best joke I ever heard was the following:

''Fitting instructions:

1.Lie on the floor
2.Shake uncontrollably''

:pac:

Peregrine

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side

Hotale.com

Here's some of the best from AH

---

A man who works in Carphone warehouse gets a text from his daughters saying,

"Dadthespacebuttonwon'tworkonmyphonesowhenyougethomegivemeanalternative"

As the man rushed home he couldn't help but wonder what "ternative" meant....

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A woman is on a beach one day when she sees Gary Glitter.

She turns to him and says "Excuse me but you're in my son".

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Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall? To see her crack.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

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I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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LoveLamps

thelad95 wrote: »

I'd imagine SEC people probably creep around websites like this at this time of the year to check for actual leaks. There was strong rumours last year that Biology was a back-up paper because the other one had been leaked. If a genuine leak was spotted, I'd imagine they would swap the papers without releasing the info to the media.

Even if it was genuine, id prefer they didnt leak it
Same goes for you guys! If somehow you get handed p2 on on wednesday shut your mouth

I dont want some stupid back up paper with nothing im predicting/relying on on it

Poliana.xo

hey you're so hot you denature my enzymes

Aspiring

Hotale.com wrote: »

Here's some of the best from AH

---

A man who works in Carphone warehouse gets a text from his daughters saying,

"Dadthespacebuttonwon'tworkonmyphonesowhenyougethomegivemeanalternative"

As the man rushed home he couldn't help but wonder what "ternative" meant....

---

A woman is on a beach one day when she sees Gary Glitter.

She turns to him and says "Excuse me but you're in my son".

---

Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall? To see her crack.

---

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

---

I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

---

Lost it at the Dr. Dre one

Peregrine

peekachoo

Since we're doing this, my snapchat is stacef4ce :P

Aspiring

'Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't'

MrAweesome

Konnorawe - snapchat

HugsiePie

Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

What’s another name for the “Windows Vista ™” sticker they put on computers?
The warning label.

Heisenberg and Schroedinger are driving and get pulled over.
The cop asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says. "No, but I can tell you exactly where I was."
The cop thinks this answer is warrant for a search, and finds a dead cat in the trunk.
He asks, "Do you know you have a dead cat in the trunk?"
Schroedinger says, "Pft, well I do now."

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.

Why did the baker throw out all his round baking pans?
Because he heard that "pie are squared!"

Don't think of a loss as a loss. Think of it as a negative gain

Should you have any questions during the exam, just raise your hand. This should cause enough
blood to flow to your brain to answer it yourself.

Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly stops and says, “Oh no, I’ve lost an
electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“I’m positive!”

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Hand over the calculator, friends don’t let friends derive drunk.

Poliana.xo

I'm simply not adding new people until 18th of june, sorry guyz

Hotale.com

What is this thing ---> "ðŸ˜"

aleatorio

These jokes are too funny :pac: love a good aul nerd joke :pac:

Aspiring

Hotale.com wrote: »

What is this thing... "ðŸ˜"

I quoted it and it became a smiley face (the normal : and ) ). So I assume it's something wrong on boards side.