The Late Late Show: May 16th 2014

grey_so_what

Why is Mr. T in the rafters???...........

It's like the Phantom of the Opera.....

Atlantic Dawn

Evenin all, blooming electioneering on TV now, I am really sick of the lot of them,triangular posters that nearly take my eye out every day on the way to and from work, idiots who think they are famous enough to demand my time for a chat, etc etc etc, PFO the lot of you.

Ol' Donie

Evening folks!

Looking forward to this.

(The thread, of course. Show looks much more miss than hit tonight.)

Ol' Donie

grey_so_what wrote: »

Why is Mr. T in the rafters???...........

He's double jobbing!

CountyHurler

squadro wrote: »

cobra leffe and pale ale. to alcohol the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems. beer sweet sweet beer.

I went in to the off license earlier and when I opened the fridge and found that the Fosters was not in it's usual position, I got all flustered and nervous... and ended up coming eight of these..



Awful after taste of Maple Leaf off the stuff.:(

Welsh Megaman

Ryan jokingly asked his radio listener the other day if they wanted to present the LLS on 12th. September, as he wants to go and see Tony Bennett perform in Dublin that very night.

No presenter needed, just use this website for two hours :pac:

Atlantic Dawn

There's yer kittens now...

CountyHurler

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Evenin all, blooming electioneering on TV now, I am really sick of the lot of them,triangular posters that nearly take my eye out every day on the way to and from work, idiots who think they are famous enough to demand my time for a chat, etc etc etc, PFO the lot of you.

Do you hang glide in to work?

Ol' Donie

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Evenin all, blooming electioneering on TV now, I am really sick of the lot of them,triangular posters that nearly take my eye out every day on the way to and from work, idiots who think they are famous enough to demand my time for a chat, etc etc etc, PFO the lot of you.

I saw a local Fine Gael candidate holding a big placard at roundabout on the N81 when I was driving home from work today.

Trying to catch people's attention. At a busy roundabout. At rush hour.

Ingenious.

Harry Angstrom

Evening all.

Atlantic Dawn

CountyHurler wrote: »

Do you hang glide in to work?

I wish I did

Atlantic Dawn

Please not Bishop first.

Harry Angstrom

Make Chinese people say Irish things. Hilarious :rolleyes:

Welsh Megaman

Here he is, Mr. Tough Guy

krustydoyle

Did des do an exchange with a bunch of students??

CountyHurler

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Please not Bishop first.

lol....

Welsh Megaman

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Make Chinese people say Irish things. Hilarious :rolleyes:

Ah, the Chinese...a great bunch of lads

coolhull

48 seconds in, second clip

grey_so_what

Ah, feck off in Chinese Des........

Ash.J.Williams

Hate this cvnt

jos28

Whenever I hear the name Des Bishop it reminds me of the Monty Python sketch about the Dead Bishop on the landing

Ally Dick

I don't like him, although clearly women in the audience do

Atlantic Dawn

If I was doing a gig in another country I would just learn magic tricks, no need to be wasting months learning some language you don't need.

Harry Angstrom

The only funny joke that Des Bishop has ever told is the immersion story. I wonder if the Chinese use immersions....?

squadro

stay in china dessie boy. big market.

grey_so_what

The short version is boring me in 30 seconds........

krustydoyle

Ive met him at the cat laughs a few times, hes sound enough now (surprisingly)

CountyHurler

How do you say "I'd go around to your house and break your legs" in Chinese... ?

Tubridy's new tough guy catchphrase..

Lisha

Des looks like Ray Darcy's brother !!



Evening All btw

Skid X

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Please not Bishop first.

Speaking of Bishops, I see Len Brennan is only a priest in his new film, Jimmy's Hall.

The recession has hit us all.

grey_so_what

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

The only funny joke that Des Bishop has ever told is the immersion story. I wonder if the Chinese use immersions....?

Skid, that old Chinese/Irish Soothsayer told me that story Harry........

Ally Dick

He keeps setting himself challenges and clearly thinks they are very funny and are a way of expanding his comedy. The problem is he isn't funny

Cosmo2013

Des is very handsome... but a bit full of himself. I wonder what happened the ex fiancée ?? Anyone know?

Welsh Megaman

Des's tie :eek:

Kerrydude1981

Been watching the series,it hasn't been bad in fairness

cofy

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Evenin all, blooming electioneering on TV now, I am really sick of the lot of them,triangular posters that nearly take my eye out every day on the way to and from work, idiots who think they are famous enough to demand my time for a chat, etc etc etc, PFO the lot of you.

So true, we have the whole country side littered with posters, filers put through our letter boxes, and as if that was not enough ringing the door bell, just as you are about to put the dinner on the table.:mad:

Lisha

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

The only funny joke that Des Bishop has ever told is the immersion story. I wonder if the Chinese use immersions....?

I loove that story .!

ProudDUB

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

The only funny joke that Des Bishop has ever told is the immersion story. I wonder if the Chinese use immersions....?

In fairness, his immersion routine is pretty damm funny. Pity every thing he has done since, has been so bland.

grey_so_what

Des goes into politics.......

Shortly.

Ol' Donie

I know I'm going to regret this, but...

Do yis not think fair play to him for learning Irish & Chinese? I know it's not exactly the greatest anchievement in the history if the world, but it's still good, no?

Harry Angstrom

CountyHurler wrote: »

How do you say "I'd go around to your house and break your legs" in Chinese... ?

Tubridy's new tough guy catchphrase..

China is about the only place they'd be scared of The Tubinator. He'd be at least 2 foot taller than them.

keith16

Hey FAILTE ROMHAT a cardie!

Ash.J.Williams

Ol' Donie wrote: »

I know I'm going to regret this, but...

Do yis not think fair play to him for learning Irish & Chinese? I know it's not exactly the greatest anchievement in the history if the world, but it's still good, no?

Its basically his job to learn stuff

grey_so_what

Is Des shouting or are the Mic's up really high??

Welsh Megaman

That is 'so' China

LynnGrace

Skid X wrote: »

Speaking of Bishops, I see Len Brennan is only a priest in his new film, Jimmy's Hall.

The recession has hit us all.

Love it! 'Don't call me Len, I'm the bishop...'

krustydoyle

Ol' Donie wrote: »

I know I'm going to regret this, but...

Do yis not think fair play to him for learning Irish & Chinese? I know it's not exactly the greatest anchievement in the history if the world, but it's still good, no?

Im grand with the irish because i speak myself but learning chinese is extremely hard

keith16

Des Bishop is wearing a suit from the nineteen eighties.

CountyHurler

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

China is about the only place they'd be scared of The Tubinator. He'd be at least 2 foot taller than them.

He's like one of the X Men now... He can walk in to any broadcaster and take their figures through the floor..

grey_so_what

Time to bring in the washing in...........