Which line from a film do you find yourself quoting the most?

kumate_champ07

"You're the man now dog!"

D'Agger

'You're not wrong Rodger, you're just an asshole'

'It really tied the room together'

blindside88

Some men just wan to watch the world burn.

I like to use it when people mix things they shouldn't...... Popcorn and m&ms etc

trancemuzic

" Tonight , what if we were not co-workers , just co-people "

Mariasofia

You talking to me....
and
Go ahead punk make my day...
Dont use the second one too often tho except in my head....:-D

krudler

confusticated wrote: »

"that'll do pig, that'll do."

Things you don't say after sex?

Mariasofia

krudler wrote: »

Things you don't say after sex?

Or before....to the buddies!!!!! :-D

woodturner

You're an ass half, it takes two of you to make an ass****.
Can't recall what the film was.
Or Yippee kaye mother****** DieHard

pajor

"I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly."

and

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"

and

A dozen other over used lines from Anchorman probably.

woodturner

You're an ass half, it takes two of you to make an ass****.
Can't recall what the film was.
Or Yippee kaye mother****** DieHard

dark crystal

Whenever me and the oh have a disagreement, one of us will often say "Why you do dis to me, Dimi?" Just to break the ice.

Nothing like a quote from The Exorcist to lighten the mood

bnt

When something is really obvious, I find myself going "No S#!t, Sherlock". I thought it was from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but it's apparently from Little Shop if Horrors, a film I've never seen. Go figure.

Wellyd

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hkn-LSh7es

paulaner

"I got her numbah. How do you like them apples?"

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

Another one for me is the following, as I drink JD straight and so forever being asked if I want coke with it and this is how I always respond

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOfutUPy6Tk

e_e

"Hahaha, what a story [insert name here]!"

spiritcrusher

When hungover: "I feel like a pig shat in me head!" or "I've got a bastard behind the eyes".
Both from Withnail & I.

Cowtippindwarf

"My guns been nicked, my friends tryna kill me and im still in f**kin bruge" colin Farrell InBruge

ScrubsfanChris

"I want to be on you"

"Sh*t just got real"

"Dead man walking on the green mile" reffering to someone whos in trouble

Maphisto

Now go home and get your F*cking Shinebox

Warper

"Take a break, you dont have to be an arsehole every day of your life ya know"

"When the machine breaks down, we break down and i aint gonna allow that to happen"

"What are ya saving up to be - Jewish"

"Hes got his nose so far up the sargeant's ass hes gotta be Pinnochio"

"Excuses are like arseholes, everyones got one"

"Thats the way a gook laughs"

All Platoon, so many quotes in that film

snaphook

"You're besht? Loshersh alwaysh whine about their besht. Winnners go home and f*ck the Prom Queen!"

billyhead

Get busy living or get busy dying-Shawshank Redemption

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!-Goldfinger

Whatsisname

"Come on man, I'm done with the woods, lets getouttta heyuh" - Saul in Pineapple Express

CJhaughey

Whatever you say Jack, You're the master ace.

FunLover18

"Don't call me Shirley"

Also when someone mentions that something is thin I usually have to quote Cleese's French waiter from Meaning Of Life
"It is only waaaaaaaa-fer thin"

tunguska

Peace was never an option..........

whupdedo

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again, "repeat twice for full effect

"It puts the lotion in the basket, it puts the ****in lotion in the basket

Buffalo bill was underrated

monflat

Nobody puts baby in a corner !

monflat

Nobody puts baby in a corner !

rotun

.....Mostly.....

sheesh

spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

Cocolola

Find myself saying this far too often

con___manx1

back to the chopper. in my amazing austrain accent

periodictable

"Don't get officious. You're not yourself when you're officious - That is the curse of a government job".
Ruth Gordon in Harold and Maude

celticcrash

I think, what we got here is a commuication problem.

Cool hand luke

DrumSteve

Anything by judd hirsch in Independence Day.

This includes randomly shouting "David,David!"

munster87

Adamantium wrote: »

The job is done, and the

bitch is dead.

.

~ Bond in Casino Royale.

Always comes in handy on my jobs.

Dodgeball

White Goodman: We should mate.
Kate Veatch: What?
White Goodman: Date! We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it.
[Kate retches, then forces it down]
White Goodman: Are you okay?
Kate Veatch: I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
White Goodman: In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it... *in a book*.


White Goodman: There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em

Kate Veatch: Are you reading the dictionary?
White Goodman: Oh, you caught me. I like to break a mental sweat too.

White Goodman: Hey, Rory. Looking good. Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.

Also Dodgeball...'no-one makes me bleed my own blood'

Benicetomonty

snaphook wrote: »

"You're besht? Loshersh alwaysh whine about their besht. Winnners go home and f*ck the Prom Queen!"

'Karla was the prom queen.'

'Really?'

Cool_CM

Under Siege 2

"Assumption is the mother of all fückups"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg4trPZFUwc

Maphisto

Never trust a fart
Never pass up a bathroom
Never waste an erection

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What about us?
We'll always have Paris

Kunkka

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Burt Macklin

e_e wrote: »

"Hahaha, what a story [insert name here]!"

It sounds to me like you're the expert e_e!

Anyway, how's your sex life?

brinty

Is it odd that the first thing that came into my head was

"Show me the mooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

brinty

celticcrash wrote: »

I think, what we got here is a commuication problem. What we get here is failure to communicate, some men you just can't reach...

Cool hand luke

FYP OP

Burt Macklin

Probably about half of Pulp Fiction, Lebowski, and Anchorman for me. In particular though:

''You're not wrong [insert name here]. You're just an asshole.''

''It's just a flesh wound''

Also found myself saying ''Come on ramblers, let's get rambling'' after watching Reservoir Dogs.

minzabud

ALWAYS BE CLOSING.

Glengarry Glenross

brinty

How has this thread gotten so far without

“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse”

Or

“You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am”

Or

“Life is like a box of chocolates”

Or

“Go ahead, make my day”

Or

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Or

“ I am your father Luke......

Or

I'll be back."

fatherted1969

A day doesn't go by without me quoting something from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation or Father Ted

check_six

con___manx1 wrote: »

back to the chopper. in my amazing austrain accent

"Get to da choppaaaah!" - Predator. Lots of great lines in that one "You're bleeding" "I ain't got time to bleed!" "You got time to duck?"