Which line from a film do you find yourself quoting the most?

check_six

Worked with a fellow once who had encyclopaedic knowledge of movie and tv quotes. He could carry out a whole conversation using various lines. Amusing at first, began to grate after a while when you realised he had nothing to say for himself outside of the quotes. Maybe he just couldn't stop. He reminded me a bit of the star wars nut in the Ross O'Carroll Kelly books.

brinty

fatherted1969 wrote: »

A day doesn't go by without me quoting something from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation or Father Ted

Get of me you little fungus

Drum roll please....

quickbeam

We're gonna need a bigger (whatever).

I'm an excellent driver.

Don't call me Shirley

Fuzzytrooper

Since I got Titanfall on Xbox I've been shouting

"GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!!"

quite a bit

OldRio

'Toga Toga TOGA '

'I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.'

'You fecked up. You trusted me'

'Drop and give me twenty'

'This is going to be great'

The wonderful 'Animal house'

bellinter

Every time I see someone with a body warmer on, in my head I say....

"Check out this guy's life preserver. Dork thinks he's gonna drown."

_Kaiser_

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD4q3leE5Uw

That first 45 mins is so quotable in general!


Also...

"I don't throw darts at a board. I bet on sure things."

downonthefarm

The eyes chico,they never lie

mutley18

Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?

Warper

check_six wrote: »

"Get to da choppaaaah!" - Predator. Lots of great lines in that one "You're bleeding" "I ain't got time to bleed!" "You got time to duck?"

Dont forget "Sleep is for the weak"

downonthefarm

Warper wrote: »

Dont forget "Sleep is for the weak"

Billy,find us a way out of this hooole

CastorTroy

Multiple lines from Airplane or Loaded Weapon. For example when meet ones out and they're surprised to see me. "You came!" "Shhh that's personal.

Other film quotes:
"Bright light! Bright light!" anytime someone turns on the light and it hurts my eyes

And one I have to restrain myself from saying the end of, so just continue it in my head
"Merry Christmas ya filthy animal"

Corvo

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy"

efb

You're terrible Muriel

furiousox

"LOUD NOISES!!"

Mariasofia

I carried a watermelon!

FunLover18

I don't so much quote it but it's very often crops up in my head, almost like a catchy ear worm

"This one time - in band camp"

Warper

CastorTroy wrote: »

Multiple lines from Airplane or Loaded Weapon. For example when meet ones out and they're surprised to see me. "You came!" "Shhh that's personal.

Other film quotes:
"Bright light! Bright light!" anytime someone turns on the light and it hurts my eyes

And one I have to restrain myself from saying the end of, so just continue it in my head
"Merry Christmas ya filthy animal"

Brilliant line - is that Home Alone?

MfMan

"Truly, for some men nothing is written, unless they write it."

tok9

With my best Bane impression possible

"Of Course"

"Speak of the Devil and he shall appear"

"Do you feel in charge?"

"And this gives you power over me?"

check_six

"Why not use the wegulaaar arrrmy?" Predator (again). Endlessly useful in many situations. (Probably won't stop you being hunted down and skinned by a be-dredlocked alien super monster, though).

"Come with me if you want to live!" Various Terminator movies. Also gets used a bit.

wijam

"diplomatic immunity" anytime I hear a South African accent, Lethal Weapon 2 has a lot to answer for

Warper

wijam wrote: »

"diplomatic immunity" anytime I hear a South African accent, Lethal Weapon 2 has a lot to answer for

Kruger ant or something like that as well

Easy Rod

"There's so much room for activities" - Step Brothers

"She's beautiful mate" - Animal Kingdom

"Cheeky little girl" - Chopper

RayM

When someone says they'll do something 'tomorrow'...

"Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today." - Groundhog Day

Mongfinder General

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Azwaldo55

Beverly Hills Cop 2.
A towering Karla Fry (Brigitte Nielsen) points her huge handgun at Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy).
"Goodbye, Mr. Foley."
Sergeant Taggart (John Ashton) blows her away.
"Women!"
Both Taggart and Foley laugh.

tunguska

Kaneda what do you see?

Aglomerado

"sometimes dead is bettuh" - Jud Crandall in Pet Sematary.

CastorTroy

Warper wrote: »

Brilliant line - is that Home Alone?

Yep. Goes well with "Get down on your knees and say you love me"

Aglomerado

Also from Raising Arizona (one of my all time favourite films) :


"Hiiiiiiiii, I'm BARREN" - (Holly Hunter, in a Southern accent)


"I looooooooooooooooooooooooooove drivin' (John Goodman)

keane2097

Hey, Careful Man, There's A Beverage Here

Zapp Brannigan

"Yeah well,ya know, that's just like, uh your opinion man"

Adamantium

"I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mom, and my girlfriend, all in the same night"

~Shaun of the Dead.

FunLover18

"B-E-A-Utiful!!!"

Mr Keek

"A minute ago, this was the safest job in the world, now its a bad day in Bosnia"

"Chillll Winstaaan!"

Both from Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrel's.

Adamantium

Warper wrote: »

Brilliant line - is that Home Alone?

One of two clips used (the film isn't real, I just found out:()

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dGOfFbzvq4

Turtwig

It never rains but it pours.

And

Houston we've had a problem.

12gauge dave

tok9 wrote: »

With my best Bane impression possible

"Of Course"

"Speak of the Devil and he shall appear"

"Do you feel in charge?"

"And this gives you power over me?"

Stock trader: its the stock exchange theres no money to steal

Bane: Really?? Then why are you people here?

WHIP IT!

"WELCOME TO THE PARTY, RICHTER!!"

del88

"Some day a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets."

Classic

Galway K9

"somebody's coming, somebody serious" - Leon

"you talking to me, there's no one else here you must be talking to me" - scarface

Yogosan

"Doughnuts don't wear alligator shoes" - Black Dynamite

Icaras

Dont call me Shirley.

In old womans voice - excuse me, I talk jive.

I laugh away to myself a lot while people look at me puzzled.

Also have a tortoise called chowder so I can say ITS CHOW-DARE to people....

Cokeistan

GET TO THE CHOPPER!

Warper

"Bring everyone" - Leon

"What filthy piece of **** did i do now" - Leon

WHIP IT!

Galway K9 wrote: »

"you talking to me, there's no one else here you must be talking to me" - scarface

Oh dear...

e_e

Galway K9 wrote: »

"you talking to me, there's no one else here you must be talking to me" - scarface

WHIP IT!

How has this thread gone to 10 pages without even one quote from the Departed??

"Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe f*ck yourself..."

FunLover18

"Let's play a game called '**** off' - you go first"