Which line from a film do you find yourself quoting the most?

Deco99

Did the primary buffer panel just fall off?

Oink

"Multipass!"



For best effect I like to say it randomly, a propos of nothing at all.

Oblomov

FortuneChip

"Why should I deny myself the pleasure of a ride or two?" - Mission Impossible II

"Because she's got a (pause) GREAT ASS. And you've got your head ALL the way up it!" - Heat

The Cool

"Ogres have layers"
"We can stay up late, swap manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"

"I'm in a glass case of emotion"
"Don't act like you're not impressed"
"Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish!" (I am a Spanish translator so I get particular kicks outta that one)

Monty Python -
"Help, help! I'm being repressed!"
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries

Also a LOT of Mean Girls -

"She doesn't even go here!"
"Get in loser, we're going shopping."
"That's why her hair is so big. It's full of SECRETS."
"She's a life ruiner, she ruins people's lives!"
"Oh my god that was ONE TIME!"
"Boo, you whore"

Adamantium

Rose Byrne in Sunshine (2007)

Cassie: I know the argument. I know the logic. You're saying you need my vote. I'm saying you can't have it.


Here's the whole scene for context SPOILERS








Mace: When the Icarus Two was broken apart from Icarus One, there's something we weren't thinking about. The computer was down. The airlock was decoupled manually.
Corazon: I was on the flight deck with Cassie the whole time.
Capa: And I was with Mace and Searle in the observation room.
Mace: And I think we can all... assume it wasn't Harvey. That leaves one possibility.
Corazon: Trey.
Capa: But why would Trey do it? He blames everything on himself, he sleeps twenty-three hours a day, he's clinically depressed... Why'd he do it?
Mace: We don't know, but we can't discard it as a possibility.
Corazon: And there's something else.
[slides forward a piece of paper]
Corazon: With Searle and Harvey gone, we lost two breathers. We have enough oxygen for four crew to make it to the payload delivery point.
Capa: So we'll do it.
Mace: I'll do it. I'm not passing any bucks.
Corazon: Well, then...
Mace: We'll vote this time. Unanimous decision required.
[pause]
Mace: Well, you know where I stand.
Corazon: [draws back the piece of paper] And me.
Mace, Corazon: [look at Capa]
Capa: What are you asking? That we weigh the life of one man versus the future of all mankind?
[pause]
Capa: Kill him.
Mace: [looks at Cassie] Cassie...
Cassie: [a tear slides down her face] No.
Mace: Cassie...
Cassie: I know the argument. I know the logic. You're saying you need my vote. I'm saying you can't have it.
Mace: [long pause]
[gets up]
Mace: Sorry, Cassie...
Cassie: [crying] Oh God... Make it easy for him. Somehow.

Meangadh

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!
- Mean Girls


"Do you like guacamole?"
- Step Brothers


"Go ahead and go. Go ahead and go"

"Show me the money!"

"The f**kin zoo's closed, Ray"
- Jerry Maguire

"What's with you kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in The Rat Pack? If anything should happen to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you"

"Do you prefer Fashion Victim or Ensembly Challenged?"

"You're a virgin who can't drive"
- Clueless


"Are you crying? Are you CRYING?! There's no crying in BASEBALL!"
-A League of their own

Tazzimus

Either

Game over man, game over!

Or

Leeloo Dallas, Multipass

Rory Gallagher

Maybe,Maybe not,Maybe fúck yourself.

The Departed.I enjoy saying this.

Nerdlingr

"Cause I dont feel very good!" - Napoleon Dynamite
"I'm getting too old for this sh*t" - Lethal Weapon

longshotvalue

"In a World"

efb

Nerdlingr wrote: »

"I'm getting too old for this sh*t" - Lethal Weapon

yes

Deco99

So you're saying there's a chance? - Dumb and Dumber

mojesius

"Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
" Yes".
"How may I help you?"
"You can start by wiping that dumbass smile off your rosy fcukin cheeks"

-Planes trains and automobiles

"Not mother?"

- Dirty rotten scoundrels - that entire Ruprecht sequence is gold!

maximoose

I like it a LOT

MfMan

"You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. "

Rubber_Soul

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

D-FENS

fussyonion wrote: »

I'm always quoting lines from Escape from Alcatraz:

"Is it possible to weld two pieces of metal together?"
"How are you doing with the liferafts?"
"Should be done Tuesday morning."
"Tuesday night we go".

I much prefer "Can I get another spoon, this one looks like its been up someone's ass" from said film

D-FENS

I've often used this one when I'm driving by a friend (Bus wankering before Bus wankering was cool)

2wheelin

I love lamp!

boro3000

Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

Mickeroo

"I wasn't even supposed to be here today."

Got good mileage out of that one when I worked in a super-value.

Nerdlingr

"Making time"....
"We've gone on holiday by mistake!"...
"All right here?"

Withnail and I.

Aglomerado

Nerdlingr wrote: »

"Making time"....
"We've gone on holiday by mistake!"...
"All right here?"

Withnail and I.

"PONCE!" God I love Withnail!

MfMan

Aglomerado wrote: »

"PONCE!" God I love Withnail!

I love the cross-cut between Withnail & I and Star Wars -- look it up!

SuperGrover

"Christ, kid, you're a weirdo."

Aglomerado

MfMan wrote: »

I love the cross-cut between Withnail & I and Star Wars -- look it up!

Love it!

Galway K9

"Alllllllllriggghhhttttty then"

McChubbin

"Well, that escalated quickly!"

MJ23

"You can put a cat in the oven, but that don't make it a biscuit"
"There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path"
"If you close your eyes it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs"
"Never rub another mans rhubarb"
"Always bet on black"
"My name's Paul, and this sh*ts between ya'll"
"I have detailed files"


Who can name the movies? The 2nd and 3rd one are from the same movie.

bodhi085

Vaya con dios
"Point break"

Ryaller

"It's not the years honey, it's the mileage."

kao123

"Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away?"

Mickeroo

Galway K9 wrote: »

"Alllllllllriggghhhttttty then"

"Like a glove!"

Everything I park my van, without fail.

Adamantium

My dad used to love these scenes in Home Alone and repeat them endlessly

"Keep the change ya filthy animal"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dGOfFbzvq4

"I assume you all have guns and crack"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIN1yc94SWM

"Jimmy's brother, the singer!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjEW2dRYrqY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGxAFhAbde0

Brief_Lives

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.

I’ll thump you in a minute, big nose!

It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

Ruraldweller56

Now let's you just drop them pants

Oh,what a lovely looking pear.

Ghetofarmulous

Those with loaded guns, and those who dig.

celtic_oz

I always wanted to slip in

"I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it."

..its proving difficult

Bythefire

Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

“My mama always said, ‘Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.’” – Forrest Gump

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

Modifications of “We’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.”

“We’re going to need a bigger...”

“That’ll do, pig, that’ll do”.

“______ is for closers”.

Benicetomonty

"Ah do not entertain hypotheticals, the world as it is is vexing enough".

"If my answers frighten you Vincent, you should cease asking scary questions."

franglan

The waterboy - hands down

BorneTobyWilde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wezj1ctBVc0

turniphead

Cool beans

Cool beans

Hot Road

squawker

"Sh1t and fried eggs" English Bob

byronbay2

"Horror has a face and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends; if they are not, then they are enemies to be feared, they are truly enemies." Apocalypse Now.

Loads of great quotes in that movie but the above is the one I shoehorn into conversations most regularly!