A NONSENSE POEM :-)

Lou.m

King Queery Leary (king Lear)

I have seen you in a thousand minds.

The cold fat cat that got the cream...creammy creammmmmmy cream...ice cream.

He lived at the bank he did.
And in his garden was one friend, the tulip.
There was one tulip in his garden his only friend,
His only friend was a tulip.

They played pool and ate liver.
On the felt was a river of drool.
Enough for their greasy balls to slither.
The river of drool was a liverpool.
Liverpool on the green with greasy ball.
With tulips and chalky cues.
Was this normal FIFA at all?
Of course not it's nonsense to amuse.

King Queery Leary's conscience ate him and he ate several other young Tulips.
Or at least he licked them.

But of course you must not take me too seriously or literally.
You must not take a load of **** mysteriously or lyrically.

It is verse without utility.
Written in all futility.
Only mysterious in inaccessibility.

FIFA FI FOE FI FIE FOE FUM!

I smell the blood of livers!
It is very liverish.
I prefer lickerish.

We came us to a golden ticket highway
To a city build of envy's likeness
We found no souls about
But many ideals and morals
High on the throne set
Amber Julius crowned
With tufts of sunshine and roses
Protruding from his back
Were dual feathery flaps
One of pearled wisdom
Another of onyx experience
To us he spoke from
Both sides of his mouth
In a sonorous duet
Until our ears were burning
From his knowledge and regret.

Mr Gatsby and Miss Havishim live in a house, the house of clubs.
In the house is a banquet.
There is chocolate and a lot of fudge.
Fudge for you and you and you.
Fudge them all. Have a taste it's sweet.
Sugar tulips sugar lips and sugar tits.
Blue Tits, them is birds ! Blue birds....cold depressing blue birds.
LET'S PLAY CONKERS! BANG BANG BANG.
CONKERS CONKER CONKER CONKER.
I'VE GONE BONKERS!


I never back down from a fight....of conkers.:)

Doobie doobie

My toesies are coldy.
Doobie Doobie:p

I want to be toastie
Doobie Doobie:p

Lou.m

Please post your nonsense poems :-)

Lou.m

I love it when Craig Ferguson wiggles his bum

Major crush on that guy!!

Sex on legs...

Witty funny ...wise .....sexaay...

*Needs to lie down now*

MiloYossarian

Sometimes, I look upon the sky,
so full of power.
Oh, wait, I'm thinking of batteries,
so silly me.
I can remember my life as a flea.
The time I died of measles.
Money cures all diseasesals.