Brilliantly stupid celebrity quotes

--LOS--

Bertie Ahern on not having a bank account............


"Some people dye their hair yellow or put rings in their noses. I decided I wasn't going to open an account."

Lucifer MorningStar

Not a celebrity, but a well known Televangelist. Pat Robertson, he's the creepy old man on the 700 club.

"If you go all the way back to the days just following creation, men lived nine hundred years or more."

Christy Browne

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." - George Bush

Sunglasses Ron

fearrua wrote: »

“I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian.” – Mike Tyson

Given that produce from that part of the world was a major contributor to his athletic decline one might call it a freudian slip more than anything

I can't seem to find the exact quote I read in the paper, but Kanye West apparently referred to the Kardashian family as the most interesting and influential cultural phenomena of our lifetime (in those words or similar)

sammy37

My parents have been there for me ever since i was 7.
David Beckam

Animo

Lingua Franca wrote: »

https://twitter.com/officialjaden
Every. Single. Tweet.

I can't stand starting every word with a capital. Drives me crazy.

smoking_kills

"For the last time! I thought the cop was a prostitute"

Homer J Simpson.

Birneybau

smoking_kills wrote: »

"For the last time! I thought the cop was a prostitute"

Homer J Simpson.

*arms folded, self satisfied nod