Things that make you go "Eeugh!"

Tail Docker · 30-05-2014 9:24pm

fussyonion wrote: »

Once bit into a sausage and a black hair was in the middle. The other end was halfway down my throat.

Or the big lump of gristle thing - I chomped into a big, gnarly lump hidden in one of those "Homemade" Butchers sausages and damn, I'm an easy eater, far from fussy, but it made me gag. I was off sausages for about six months afterwards. The thought still makes me lurch.

fussyonion · 30-05-2014 9:26pm

Tail Docker wrote: »

Or the big lump of gristle thing - I chomped into a big, gnarly lump hidden in one of those "Homemade" Butchers sausages and damn, I'm an easy eater, far from fussy, but it made me gag. I was off sausages for about six months afterwards. The thought still makes me lurch.

I hear ya..same thing happened to me eating stew one time. It had big pieces of stewing beef in it and when I bit into a bit, I noticed an artery poking out.
Turned my stomach.

Flippyfloppy · 30-05-2014 9:30pm

fussyonion wrote: »

I hear ya..same thing happened to me eating stew one time. It had big pieces of stewing beef in it and when I bit into a bit, I noticed an artery poking out.
Turned my stomach.

Well aren't u a fussy onion u?

fussyonion · 30-05-2014 9:34pm

Flippyfloppy wrote: »

Well aren't u a fussy onion u?

Yes.

Renegade Mechanic · 30-05-2014 10:12pm

People who dont wash their hands after going in the toilets. Or worse, the ones who go straight to the driers..

Son Of A Vidic · 30-05-2014 10:34pm

DwightSchrute1 wrote: »

For me it's mayonnaise. I am almost certain it was concocted by Lucifer himself

For me it's mustard.

gctest50 · 30-05-2014 10:42pm

fussyonion wrote: »

I hear ya..same thing happened to me eating stew one time. It had big pieces of stewing beef in it and when I bit into a bit, I noticed an artery poking out.
Turned my stomach.

More likely to be a worm no ? it'd look hollow cos its insides would have been boiled out

Its like what the stringy bits in your fish and chips is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nVLiDlzlac

Irish Guitarist · 30-05-2014 11:53pm

I feel like vomiting when I see a girl kissing a tracksuit clad buffoon who has just hawked up phlegm and spat on the footpath. I can just imagine a big lump of his phlegm being left inside her mouth and getting stuck between her teeth.

Tail Docker · 30-05-2014 11:57pm

gctest50 wrote: »

More likely to be a worm no ? it'd look hollow cos its insides would have been boiled out

Its like what the stringy bits in your fish and chips is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nVLiDlzlac

Jasus.

TMI. I'm off fish and stuff..barf.

Aidric · 31-05-2014 12:30am

Hairy growlers.

--LOS-- · 31-05-2014 12:30am

When someone turns their head to the side and their ears are full of wax to point where you could sprout potatoes in there

fussyonion · 31-05-2014 12:37am

I'm female but even I agree..hairy fannies are gross. Big bushy unhygienic gardens.

Aidric · 31-05-2014 1:06am

Tail Docker wrote: »

Lurf - like you'd be fussy, at this stage.

Wha?

RikkFlair · 31-05-2014 1:08am

fussyonion wrote: »

I'm female but even I agree..hairy fannies are gross. Big bushy unhygienic gardens.

Vajungles.

Renegade Mechanic · 31-05-2014 7:48am

fussyonion wrote: »

I'm female but even I agree..hairy fannies are gross. Big bushy unhygienic gardens.

Unhygienic!? Im sure the less trimmed of the fairer crowd swap soap for shampoo:D Mabye conditioner after..

Arthur Beesley · 31-05-2014 8:06am

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

And piss.

And faeces.

Arthur Beesley · 31-05-2014 8:10am

Archeron wrote: »

A sh/te in a urinal.

At least I didn't leave it in the sink...

Arthur Beesley · 31-05-2014 8:11am

fussyonion wrote: »

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Not just lads.

I know a woman who will sit there talking to you and casually slide her hand in between her thighs at her ladygarden and then discreetly bring her hand up to her nose to smell.

She also puts her hand under her armpit and when she thinks you're not looking, she has a good sniff.
She's a mankbag.

Is she hot? She sounds hot.

Arthur Beesley · 31-05-2014 8:13am

fussyonion wrote: »

That reminds me.
I was in a pub in Wicklow a few years ago and I went into the Ladies.
Went into a cubicle and the lid was down. And on top of the lid was a shoite. It baffled me as to why a person would shoite ON the lid and not in the toilet.

Did you check to see what was in the bowl?

shannonman81 · 31-05-2014 9:01am

That sound people make when they chew with their mouth open.....
It's truly disgusting... Kids I can just about tolerate... But adults should have their lips sown shut.

OneArt · 31-05-2014 11:19am

fussyonion wrote: »

I HATE mayonnaise. Jesus it's the no.1 foodstuff I cannot abide.

The only time I have ever tasted it was when I was a little kid and my Aunt gave me a mayonnaise sandwich. I remember it was sour and I threw up after eating it.
I have NEVER touched the stuff since then.
And you know what pi$$es me off?

Everywhere you go for a sandwich/burger the stuff automatically comes with it.

I was visiting a relative in hospital about a year ago and I was there all day.
I got hungry and at this stage it was around 8:30pm so I went down to the hospital shop.

They had LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOADS of sandwiches; chicken/cheese/BLT/tuna/egg/ham/roast beef..all sorts of wonderful concoctions involving tomatoes and chives and stuffing and crispy bacon and crunchy lettuce and oh..just wonderful things.
And wraps and rolls and my God, what a selection.

But every SINGLE one of them had mayonnaise on them.
I remember looking through them all thinking: "There MUST be one with no mayo!" but no, absolutely every sandwich had the manky white gunk on it.
I ended up buying a packet of crisps.

And it's the same at burger joints..I have to ask for no mayo.
They just assume everyone likes it. Well we don't, so either put it on the side of my plate or provide sachets for those who like it.

Grinds my gears.

I love mayonnaise, but I understand where you're coming from. Where I live, ALL the bakeries have premade rolls and sandwiches. For some f*cking bizarre reason, they seem to think that everyone likes to have a huge egg thrown in there. Every sandwich has it. When you ask them to make one for you, they get all huffy. Also, NONE of the sandwiches have mayo or any other kind of sauce. Dry as hell.

I've come to detest German bakeries. I'd almost move back to Ireland just for the nice sandwiches...

Tail Docker · 31-05-2014 3:29pm

OneArt wrote: »

I love mayonnaise, but I understand where you're coming from. Where I live, ALL the bakeries have premade rolls and sandwiches. For some f*cking bizarre reason, they seem to think that everyone likes to have a huge egg thrown in there. Every sandwich has it. When you ask them to make one for you, they get all huffy. Also, NONE of the sandwiches have mayo or any other kind of sauce. Dry as hell.

I've come to detest German bakeries. I'd almost move back to Ireland just for the nice sandwiches...

Ahhh, they're knock the wurst.

Things that make you go "Eeugh!"

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