The most self entitled thing you've ever seen....

Idobai

I could have posted this in Dumb/Great Facebook status, but I felt it really deserved it's own thread.

"If you haven't received an invitation to mine and Paddy's wedding, I'm sorry but you won't. Unfortunately there are too many people in our lives that are special to us, and not everyone could make the cut. To those of you who still want to share in our special day, we have set up a fund where people can donate to our honeymoon fund *weblink* we really appreciate any donation! cheers."

I **** ye not. To be honest I'm surprised she hasn't invited everyone she knows, and charged for admission. To those of ye interested, I did make the cut and wouldn't even consider them close friends. So AH, what's the most self entitled thing you've ever heard/seen?

eviltwin

Idobai wrote: »

I could have posted this in Dumb/Great Facebook status, but I felt it really deserved it's own thread.

"If you haven't received an invitation to mine and Paddy's wedding, I'm sorry but you won't. Unfortunately there are too many people in our lives that are special to us, and not everyone could make the cut. To those of you who still want to share in our special day, we have set up a fund where people can donate to our honeymoon fund *weblink* we really appreciate any donation! cheers."

I **** ye not. To be honest I'm surprised she hasn't invited everyone she knows, and charged for admission. To those of ye interested, I did make the cut and wouldn't even consider them close friends. So AH, what's the most self entitled thing you've ever heard/seen?

Will you be making a deposit in the -cough - "honeymoon fund"?

Banjoxed

Be a sport and send them some washed condoms in case they run short.

sozbox

The recent Aer Lingus cabin crew strike.

Sulla Felix

Go and don't bring a gift. It'll balance out one of the poor saps who just send money after not getting an invite.

Odelay

Poor Paddy putting up with that one.

nicowa

Idobai wrote: »

I could have posted this in Dumb/Great Facebook status, but I felt it really deserved it's own thread.

"If you haven't received an invitation to mine and Paddy's wedding, I'm sorry but you won't. Unfortunately there are too many people in our lives that are special to us, and not everyone could make the cut. To those of you who still want to share in our special day, we have set up a fund where people can donate to our honeymoon fund *weblink* we really appreciate any donation! cheers."

I **** ye not. To be honest I'm surprised she hasn't invited everyone she knows, and charged for admission. To those of ye interested, I did make the cut and wouldn't even consider them close friends. So AH, what's the most self entitled thing you've ever heard/seen?

That is just so amazingly awful! I'm dazzled!

dee_mc

Raging, i saw one even better and more self-entitled than that on Facebook yesterday and i can't post it because i know it would get back to source! Weddings seem to do something to people, they definitely emphasise the inner cnut!

maguic24

Idobai wrote: »

"If you haven't received an invitation to mine and Paddy's wedding, I'm sorry but you won't. Unfortunately there are too many people in our lives that are special to us, and not everyone could make the cut. To those of you who still want to share in our special day, we have set up a fund where people can donate to our honeymoon fund *weblink* we really appreciate any donation! cheers."

Neck on the pair of them like a jockeys b*llocks! :mad:

mikemac1

The time a wheelchair user was left at the bus stop as the lazy cow already onboard Dublin bus refused to fold up her child's buggy.

Drivers have rules to follow and can't have both in the wheelchair space. If something goes wrong and an accident claim goes in it's his job on the line.

It's not uncommon, it's been discussed on Joe Duffy and in commuting forum but I never believed anyone would do it until I saw it myself

Mr. Incognito

The unions for the highest pay grade civil servants demanding that their salary increases be prioritised.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057196516

Greedy little ****s

Idobai

Unfortunately I'm living abroad at the moment so unless they give me 500 Eur for a ticket home good luck to em!

I'd give the Peter Cook reply when I RSVP'd:

'I'm sorry, but I find I'm watching television that night'.

Or you can post on her facebook page that you will be declining her kind offer to attend her day of worship, and wish her luck in choosing from the sloppy second choices to take your place.

PeteFalk78

Regarding a wedding venue in Carlow.

Packattack wrote: »

Nice spot I must say, picturesque. You will need to provide drinks though (unless the guests bring their own, which is allowed with a small é5 corkage pp). You will also need to provide portaloos. There's a local lad who'll drop you to your B&B at é3 pp. Which brings me to my next point - accommodation. There is some availability on campus. Otherwise it is The Step House hotel or else numerous B&B's, all of which are within a mile.

Their staff were fine too. The food was divine in this case, which may have been a catering company, but it was top notch food to me. The bar worked on a "gentleman's agreement", on suggested donation prices for drink provided by bride & groom, which people respected. In cases, you would get inside and "pull your own" if after hours, which again is fine if no one is acting the clown. All of our party were highly respectable, inclusive, dignified and professional people, so we had no worries with people puking, fighting or breaking stuff etc.

Would recommend it if you want something different, and to have your own way, but you'll have to put in the extra mileage in terms of organisation; as opposed to your traditional venues where all those comforts are already there.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Not sure you could call it self-entitled, but I remember being slightly insulted at the time.

I rang up a friend one friday afternoon to see if he fancied heading somewhere the following day.

"Nah I can't I'm working, sorry about that, I'll try and fit you in next weekend though"


Fit me in? I'm not a dildo, you cheeky fcuk, just say your busy and that'll do!

diegroblers

mikemac1 wrote: »

The time a wheelchair user was left at the bus stop as the lazy cow already onboard Dublin bus refused to fold up her child's buggy.

Drivers have rules to follow and can't have both in the wheelchair space. If something goes wrong and an accident claim goes in it's his job on the line.

It's not uncommon, it's been discussed on Joe Duffy and in commuting forum but I never believed anyone would do it until I saw it myself

Half tongue in cheek (half not)

But the person in the wheelchair was sitting... so... it's not as bad as some person having to stand there and wait for the next bus, right?

I grew up with an Aunt who was born a paraplegic; she could be very me first. Later I worked (and lived on the premises) for a boss that was a paraplegic, who became one after he had an affair with the neighbour's wife, and the neighbour shot him, and my boss' wife, which died. It didn't stop him from messing with other peoples spouses, though, so I can be quite irreverent when it comes to people in wheelchairs.

That aside, I do get very annoyed at people's bad manners on buses.

Ihatecuddles

A guest at our wedding sh*t himself. He sh*t all the way up the hotel stairs, in the bridal suite, in 3 bedrooms and all over the corridors. You'd swear all 120 guests took a crap somewhere there was so much of it. My husband drove for a half hour to get him jeans, with another kind boards poster, to buy him a t ahirt , underwear and jeans.

While he was gone we let him shower and clean himself up in the bridal suite.

My husband got back, and the guy moaned that the jeans were too long!!! 'I'm a 32'' leg, Jesus do look like I'm a 34''??'

I almost threw him off the balcony.

mfceiling

The most self entitled thing you've ever seen....

7.45a.m this morning when i rolled over in bed...

My name is URL

Idobai wrote: »

"If you haven't received an invitation to mine and Paddy's wedding, I'm sorry but you won't. Unfortunately there are too many people in our lives that are special to us, and not everyone could make the cut. To those of you who still want to share in our special day, we have set up a fund where people can donate to our honeymoon fund *weblink* we really appreciate any donation! cheers."

Jesus... that's so brazen you'd almost have to respect them for it...

...almost

maguic24

mfceiling wrote: »

The most self entitled thing you've ever seen....

7.45a.m this morning when i rolled over in bed...

kitty? My kitty cat thinks he's the boss. I meow back at him when he gets on my nerves. :mad: Self entitled little b*stard but I loves him.

mauzo!

mauzo! wrote: »

A guest at our wedding sh*t himself. He sh*t all the way up the hotel stairs, in the bridal suite, in 3 bedrooms and all over the corridors. You'd swear all 120 guests took a crap somewhere there was so much of it. My husband drove for a half hour to get him jeans, with another kind boards poster, to buy him a t ahirt , underwear and jeans.

While he was gone we let him shower and clean himself up in the bridal suite.

My husband got back, and the guy moaned that the jeans were too long!!! 'I'm a 32'' leg, Jesus do look like I'm a 34''??'

I almost threw him off the balcony.

Dear god.

You poor thing What an awful thing for someone to do to you on your wedding day.

I hope he realises the magnitude of what he did, you can never have that day back. :mad:

razorblunt

mauzo! wrote: »

A guest at our wedding sh*t himself. He sh*t all the way up the hotel stairs, in the bridal suite, in 3 bedrooms and all over the corridors. You'd swear all 120 guests took a crap somewhere there was so much of it. My husband drove for a half hour to get him jeans, with another kind boards poster, to buy him a t ahirt , underwear and jeans.

While he was gone we let him shower and clean himself up in the bridal suite.

My husband got back, and the guy moaned that the jeans were too long!!! 'I'm a 32'' leg, Jesus do look like I'm a 34''??'

I almost threw him off the balcony.

Genuinely speechless at the OP and this, in your case I'd have asked him to leave or left returned the jeans and came back with nappies. Can't believe he was willing to even hang around after his accident,the mortification would have been too much.

ArtyM

mauzo! wrote: »

A guest at our wedding sh*t himself. He sh*t all the way up the hotel stairs, in the bridal suite, in 3 bedrooms and all over the corridors. You'd swear all 120 guests took a crap somewhere there was so much of it.

How did 1 person manage to cover that much ground?
Was he Taylor Swifting?

sabat

mauzo! wrote: »

A guest at our wedding sh*t himself. He sh*t all the way up the hotel stairs, in the bridal suite, in 3 bedrooms and all over the corridors. You'd swear all 120 guests took a crap somewhere there was so much of it.

Sorry that it happened at your wedding but for some strange reason this guy wins my admiration.

ivytwine

mikemac1 wrote: »

The time a wheelchair user was left at the bus stop as the lazy cow already onboard Dublin bus refused to fold up her child's buggy.

Drivers have rules to follow and can't have both in the wheelchair space. If something goes wrong and an accident claim goes in it's his job on the line.

It's not uncommon, it's been discussed on Joe Duffy and in commuting forum but I never believed anyone would do it until I saw it myself

I see it all the time on my route, usually between two buggy users tho!

Also, every day at work I see the most self-entitled idiots ever to walk the earth. See Cries of Retail for further details... :pac:

ToddyDoody

mauzo! wrote: »

A guest at our wedding sh*t himself. He sh*t all the way up the hotel stairs, in the bridal suite, in 3 bedrooms and all over the corridors. You'd swear all 120 guests took a crap somewhere there was so much of it. My husband drove for a half hour to get him jeans, with another kind boards poster, to buy him a t ahirt , underwear and jeans.

While he was gone we let him shower and clean himself up in the bridal suite.

My husband got back, and the guy moaned that the jeans were too long!!! 'I'm a 32'' leg, Jesus do look like I'm a 34''??'

I almost threw him off the balcony.

What a legend!

Seriously though, it needs to be adult nappies from here on in.

maguic24

ToddyDoody wrote: »

What a legend!

Quit sh*t stirring, a legend me ars*!

Ihatecuddles

razorblunt wrote: »

Genuinely speechless at the OP and this, in your case I'd have asked him to leave or left returned the jeans and came back with nappies. Can't believe he was willing to even hang around after his accident,the mortification would have been too much.

He strolled into the bar the next day and sat down drinking with everyone. We sat outside someone's room with our close friends in disbelief.

There was 40 minimum. All our guests were gagging, running through the hotel holding their nose, how one man did it I don't know. It was 2 weeks ago and people are still talking about it.

I think he must have saved it up since we got engaged!! The attitude though, after all we did for him.

sabat

The Brown Wedding

tritium

You want self entitled! I'll show you self entitled!

Shakespeare's Sister

sabat wrote: »

The Brown Wedding

"It's a... nice day to... SHART AGAINNNNNN!"

Skid X

mauzo! wrote: »

A guest at our wedding sh*t himself. He sh*t all the way up the hotel stairs, in the bridal suite, in 3 bedrooms and all over the corridors. You'd swear all 120 guests took a crap somewhere there was so much of it. My husband drove for a half hour to get him jeans, with another kind boards poster, to buy him a t ahirt , underwear and jeans.

While he was gone we let him shower and clean himself up in the bridal suite.

My husband got back, and the guy moaned that the jeans were too long!!! 'I'm a 32'' leg, Jesus do look like I'm a 34''??'

I almost threw him off the balcony.

How did he manage to spread slurry over so many Hotel rooms? At some point did he not think it might be better to take to the bathroom until he has resolved his issues?

Anyway, you and your Husband have incredible patience. That's not what you want to be doing on your Wedding Day.

daveohdave

Candie wrote: »

I'd give the Peter Cook reply when I RSVP'd:

'I'm sorry, but I find I'm watching television that night'.

Sorry, I'm descaling the kettle.

Ihatecuddles

Skid X wrote: »

How did he manage to spread slurry over so many Hotel rooms? At some point did he not think it might be better to take to the bathroom until he has resolved his issues?

Anyway, you and your Husband have incredible patience. That's not what you want to be doing on your Wedding Day.

Nobody knows. He destroyed our bridal suite, my husband was on his hands and knees scrubbing it off the carpet at 6am. I woke up and almost vomited when he told me what it was. I thought that was it, not the worst thing ever. Then saw it on the stairs, the whole way down and at least 10 big logs at the bottom.

One of the groomsmen had to clean it off his floor, his toilet looked like it had been smeared with it, inside and out. The floors had poo footprints on them.

I can't fathom how he did it. My husband said he must have 'Shawshanked' it and just shook it out his trouser leg.

One boardsie stood in it

ivytwine

daveohdave wrote: »

Sorry, I'm descaling the kettle.

I think it was Oscar Wilde... "I'm sorry, I have a subsequent engagement."

GalwayGuy2

Candie wrote: »

Dear god.

You poor thing What an awful thing for someone to do to you on your wedding day.

I hope he realises the magnitude of what he did, you can never have that day back. :mad:

He could marry her?

GalwayGuy2

mauzo! wrote: »

Nobody knows. He destroyed our bridal suite, my husband was on his hands and knees scrubbing it off the carpet at 6am. I woke up and almost vomited when he told me what it was. I thought that was it, not the worst thing ever. Then saw it on the stairs, the whole way down and at least 10 big logs at the bottom.

One of the groomsmen had to clean it off his floor, his toilet looked like it had been smeared with it, inside and out. The floors had poo footprints on them.

I can't fathom how he did it. My husband said he must have 'Shawshanked' it and just shook it out his trouser leg.

One boardsie stood in it

Honestly, that's beyond self-entitled and completed into the land of the scummy.

strandroad

mauzo! wrote: »

I can't fathom how he did it. My husband said he must have 'Shawshanked' it and just shook it out his trouser leg.

One boardsie stood in it

I know it doesn't fix it but I believe you won this thread!

mauzo!

mauzo! wrote: »

Nobody knows. He destroyed our bridal suite, my husband was on his hands and knees scrubbing it off the carpet at 6am. I woke up and almost vomited when he told me what it was. I thought that was it, not the worst thing ever. Then saw it on the stairs, the whole way down and at least 10 big logs at the bottom.

One of the groomsmen had to clean it off his floor, his toilet looked like it had been smeared with it, inside and out. The floors had poo footprints on them.

I can't fathom how he did it. My husband said he must have 'Shawshanked' it and just shook it out his trouser leg.

One boardsie stood in it

While a large part of me is retching at the thought of it, another large part is utterly furious on your behalf.

This guy covered your wedding day in sh!t, lynching would be too good for him!

porsche959

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

The unions for the highest pay grade civil servants demanding that their salary increases be prioritised.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057196516

Greedy little ****s

Did you even read the link you posted? The PSEU are not the union for the highest pay grade civil servants. AHCPS is the union for management/professional grade. But most of the highest paid civil servants are not in a union.

evolving_doors

Parent rang our school demanding to speak to teacher colleague...

Parent: "Id like to talk to Miss X "
Receptionist : "Sorry, she's in class at the moment, I could ask her to ring u you after if its urgent"
Parent: "How the hell could she ring me after.. Im at work for god sake"

Armelodie

Armelodie wrote: »

Parent rang our school demanding to speak to teacher colleague...

Parent: "Id like to talk to Miss X "
Receptionist : "Sorry, she's in class at the moment, I could ask her to ring u you after if its urgent"
Parent: "How the hell could she ring me after.. Im at work for god sake"

That's pretty bad.


But it just doesn't compare to a wedding day sh!tstorm .

Ihatecuddles

Candie wrote: »

While a large part of me is retching at the thought of it, another large part is utterly furious on your behalf.

This guy covered your wedding day in sh!t, lynching would be too good for him!

I didn't tell you the worst part. We had to pay well over €1000 for the clean up, and he's on the dole and lives with his parents

wp_rathead

Mitt Romney whole Presidential campaign in 2012

mauzo!

mauzo! wrote: »

I didn't tell you the worst part. We had to pay well over €1000 for the clean up, and he's on the dole and lives with his parents

I think I want to cry.

I'm really sorry your day was ruined Mauzo. What a grade A sh!t, literally as well as figuratively.

The poor Hotel staff too, having to deal with that. They probably have to deal with the fallout (no pun intended) on review sites from other guests too. What a nightmare.

You should plan a little private weekend in Vegas and do it again for just the two of you, so you have a nice memory to counterbalance the sh!t.

strandroad

mauzo! wrote: »

I didn't tell you the worst part. We had to pay well over €1000 for the clean up, and he's on the dole and lives with his parents

I would present the bill to him and if he refuses to pay never talk to him again. What a specimen...

Ihatecuddles

It was a really great wedding I have to say, it just went downhill as soon as I woke up.

Apologies for derailing the thread!! We had a great honeymoon anyway and just moved into our house, minus electricity

I'll never forget it, nobody will.

mauzo!

mauzo! wrote: »

It was a really great wedding I have to say, it just went downhill as soon as I woke up.

Apologies for derailing the thread!! We had a great honeymoon anyway and just moved into our house, minus electricity

I'll never forget it, nobody will.

At least if you ever hear anyone say your wedding was sh!te, you know not to take it personally.


Well I'm glad it was just the latter part that was ruined, but I'd be presenting that sh!tehawk with the bill and threatening to take him to the small claims court.

Even if you don't want to, it'd do him no harm to be worried about it for a while.

pappyodaniel

mauzo! wrote: »

He strolled into the bar the next day and sat down drinking with everyone. We sat outside someone's room with our close friends in disbelief.

There was 40 minimum. All our guests were gagging, running through the hotel holding their nose, how one man did it I don't know. It was 2 weeks ago and people are still talking about it.

I think he must have saved it up since we got engaged!! The attitude though, after all we did for him.

Was he not really embarrassed? I'd without doubt emigrate if it was me and never EVER return. I mean we've all crapped ourselves but that's the worst soiling yourself story I've ever heard!

Tin Foil Hat

mauzo! wrote: »

I didn't tell you the worst part. We had to pay well over €1000 for the clean up, and he's on the dole and lives with his parents

And ye paid? I'd have told them to bog off and present their bill to Mr. Sh1ttypants.

pappyodaniel

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Was he not really embarrassed? I'd without doubt emigrate if it was me and never EVER return. I mean we've all crapped ourselves but that's the worst soiling yourself story I've ever heard!

No we have not ALL crapped ourselves.