Famous lines from movies that would be inappropriate to say directly after sex

2Mad2BeMad

Adamantium wrote: »

Thinking out loud...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnOIvn8hMS4

wow, what are the odds of me just after finishing watching that film :O


I'll Be Back

Jack Skellington

P.S. I love you

goz83

"Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!"

Sir Osis of Liver.

Bring out the gimp.

goz83

I'm the King of the world!

(I've used that once hahaha)

Ace Attorney

AAADRIIAANNN!!

phenomenalcat

Hand me the keys you fckin c!cksucker

IvaBigWun

During the act itself

"Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up! Its bobsled time!"

Poor Uncle Tom

Are we done here?

auldgranny

I'm a real boy.

wazky

I like to make sexy time

auldgranny

I'm a real boy.

Kaycee2

Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady

Poor Uncle Tom

Show me the money.

Doylers

It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winnings winning!

The Th!ng

"Bring out the gimp"

skeleton_boy

Sss-sss-sss-sss-sss-sss

Adamantium

No-one shall have the sword! No-one shall wield Excalibur...But ME!

Chucken

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm almost done here. . . I never did know your name.


(Tell me what movie that's from for a special prize)

High plains drifter.

Absoluvely

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

The Th!ng

"One bastard goes in, another comes out."

YouTookMyName

Who wants to try next?

Lou.m

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

Ice Storm

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

billy2012

'He Shoots...He scores'!!!!

userod

"Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"

IvaBigWun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtJcfGJbf3o

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm almost done here. . . I never did know your name.


(Tell me what movie that's from for a special prize)

High Plains Drifter.

What's my prize?

Pumpkinseeds

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?

ardle1

Show Me The Money

Boscoirl

60% of the time it works every time

For Forks Sake

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Sunnyisland

"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together - and blow."


- MARIE BROWNING (Lauren Bacall) in To Have and Have Not (1944)

Sunnyisland

"Game over, man! Game over!"


- HUDSON (Bill Paxton) in Aliens (1986)

Mech1

you lucky, lucky, Bastard.

billy2012

'Well, Nobody's Perfect' - Some Like It Hot.

Sound of Silence

"Show me the money!"

caustic 1

They said you was hung and they was right.

trancemuzic

'Im gonna punch you in the ovary , that's what im gonna do. A straight shot straight into the babymaker "

billy2012

“The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.”
 - Crimes and Misdemeanors.

Boscoirl

Bears can smell the menstruation.

Chucken

Chucken wrote: »

High plains drifter.

My prize you mean?

Candie wrote: »

High Plains Drifter.

What's my prize?

Mickey H

billy2012 wrote: »

'He Shoots...He scores'!!!!

"I haven't felt this good since Archie Gemill scored against Holland in 1978"

- Trainspotting.

Mariasofia

Looks like you need a little work in your upper body strength.....

So Zach, what do you do with the girl when you're through with her,huh? (Especially bad if his name is not Zach
:-D)
(Both An Officer and a Gentleman)

Dozen Wicked Words

I told you not to touch the bunny.

Dozen Wicked Words

Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

wexie

Can't help but....feel the need....the need for speed!!!

Slider... you stink!

Lt. Nick Bradshaw: Let's turn and burn.

Stinger: Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.

Lt. Pete Mitchell: Woo! Rock and roll!

Tom Kasanzky: The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.

Although not a movie I think this warrants an entry

I had my fun and that's all that matters...

IvaBigWun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlAUPyXCK5s