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Famous lines from movies that would be inappropriate to say directly after sex

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  • #152
    KungPao
    Registered Users Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭KungPao


    "I have aids"


  • #153
    Banjoxed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭Banjoxed


    "I don't know if it was worth five dollars, but it was pretty f*cking good"


  • #154
    StompToWork
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 905 ✭✭✭StompToWork


    You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fcuked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, like I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fcukin' amuse you? What do you mean funny? funny how? How am I funny?


  • #155
    Azwaldo55
    Registered Users Posts: 546 ✭✭✭Azwaldo55


    "What's the most your ever lost in a coin toss?"


  • #156
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?


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  • #157
    goose2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?


  • #158
    Snickers Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,301 ✭✭✭Snickers Man


    "Oh Boy! Is this Greaaatttt?"

    (National Lampoon's Animal House)

    Alernatively

    "Thank you sir, may I have another?"

    (same movie)


  • #159
    galwayredgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 192 ✭✭galwayredgirl


    You're the Bull, you're the bull, you're the bull (The Field) Maybe not that inappropriate a thing to say at such a time - LOL


  • #160
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    "I could have been a contender charlie... I could have had class!"


  • #161
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    MOOOOORE!?!?


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  • #162
    NewCorkLad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 958 ✭✭✭NewCorkLad


    Just start singing " A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down"


  • #163
    LesIsMore
    Registered Users Posts: 15 ✭LesIsMore


    Get off my lawn


  • #164
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Birneybau wrote: »
    KHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!

    LOL


  • #165
    harney
    Registered Users Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum


  • #166
    FirstTimer14
    Registered Users Posts: 9 ✭FirstTimer14


    Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of **** and came out clean on the other side.


  • #167
    AdolfHipster
    Registered Users Posts: 178 ✭✭AdolfHipster


    Could do a litle Commando play on words "Remember when I said I'd let you *** first?...I LIED!"


  • #168
    Jonny Blaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    She's not my special lady, she's my ****in lady-friend!

    I'm just helping her conceive man!


  • #169
    Reoil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭Reoil


    "Stupid is as stupid does".


  • #170
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Are you a virgin?


  • #171
    Jonny Blaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze




    :D


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  • #172
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Who rattled your cage, Gorilla


  • #173
    ArPharazon
    Registered Users Posts: 74 ✭✭ArPharazon


    That'll do pig. That'll do.


  • #174
    Fresh Pots
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,234 ✭✭✭Fresh Pots


    Wanna go for a Heineken? - the cable guy

    Or

    Show me the money!- jerry maguire


  • #175
    Ice Storm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Ice Storm


    ArPharazon wrote: »
    That'll do pig. That'll do.
    So much for reading the OP! :pac:


  • #176
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic




  • #177
    Muahahaha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,688 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    Couple of choice quotes from Bill Foster (Michael Douglas) in Falling Down

    "Hey, I think we have a critic! I don't think she likes the special sauce"

    and

    "I want breakfast"

    Can't believe that movie came out in 1992, I'm getting old :o


  • #178
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Open the pod bay doors HAL.


  • #179
    jesse pinkman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 353 ✭✭jesse pinkman


    "Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."


  • #180
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Nigga you trippin'?


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  • #181
    Gmol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,281 ✭✭✭Gmol


    Do you like Phil Collins?


  • #182
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    ewinslet wrote: »
    "Well Sonia, that was classic intercourse".

    "Good work Lynn, that was textbook"


  • #183
    whupdedo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    "Now... what we've got here is failure to communicate"


  • #184
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Now what I want you to do is take a step back and LITERALLY **** YOUR OWN FACE!!!!!


  • #185
    Pwindedd
    Registered Users Posts: 2,292 ✭✭✭Pwindedd


    "Mischief managed !"


  • #186
    TheGlass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 54 ✭✭TheGlass


    You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island


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  • #187
    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    "E.T. phone home. "

    "I believe God made me fast!" (from Chariots of Fire)

    "If you could come back tomorrow, I will have it for you." (Amadeus)


  • #188
    ElizaT33
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭ElizaT33


    GROSS posts above - uggghhhh!

    Worst line (or BEST) to say after sex ....... from a movie ....... to my mind:D is ..... 'It Ain't Over Til It's Over ........!!:D


  • #189
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    You got knocked the fuck out.


  • #190
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    I wipe my own ass


  • #191
    Gorteen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,020 ✭✭✭Gorteen


    Say hello to my little friend. (Scarface)

    I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What’ll you take in trade? (Full Metal Jacket)


    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


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  • #192
    jiltloop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,205 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    My heart's beating like a f*cked clock! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful!

    Withnail and I


  • #193
    FunLover18
    Registered Users Posts: 6,793 ✭✭✭FunLover18


    "And now for something completely different"


  • #194
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    "I need to be cleansed" from TheKing :)


  • #195
    Wereghost
    Registered Users Posts: 324 ✭✭Wereghost


    Pretty much any of these:

    http://www.killermovies.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-336530-sexually-explicit-star-wars-quotes.html

    Star Wars: it was all said and done years ago.


  • #196
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Bill Lumbergh: [in Peter's dream, Lumbergh is oiled up and having sex] You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that's it. Great.


  • #197
    scruff monkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,324 ✭✭✭scruff monkey
    Snarky Snark Snark


    To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!


  • #198
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,694 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    "It ain't any kind of fun. But what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get. And it won't ever get that good again." (True Romance)


  • #199
    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    here's looking at you kid.


  • #200
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,354 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Wake up. Time to die.

    Leon, in Blade Runner.


  • #201
    scruff monkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,324 ✭✭✭scruff monkey
    Snarky Snark Snark


    This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fightin, this is for fun...


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