Famous lines from movies that would be inappropriate to say directly after sex

sadie06

'You're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?'.

Sinfonia

"What if this is as good as it gets?"

Lingua Franca

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." - Star Wars

Duckworth_Luas

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

stefan idiot jones

Welease Woger.

Sunnyisland

Free willy.

whomitconcerns

"...you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."

Reggie.

What height are you....
I didnt know they stacked **** that high

Retrovin

"Get off myyyyyyyyy Train"

Pinch Flat

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

Feisar

I've had better - Liar Liar

boobar

Show me the money!

boobar

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off...

jimgoose

Then I 'ear the best fing a' do is feed 'em to pigs.

stoneill

You came in that thing?

Duckworth_Luas

Try the backdoor - Shaun of the Dead

K.Flyer

"Now, I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' To tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement." (Dirty Harry)

p38

Not from a movie from Game of Thrones

"Valar morghulis"

Bacchus

Come with me if you want to live

buyer95

"That'll do pig, that'll do." - Ending to Babe

galwayredgirl

My name is Pussy Galore (James Bond Goldfinger)

Capt'n Midnight

galwayredgirl wrote: »

My name is Pussy Galore (James Bond Goldfinger)

Goldfinger.
Pussy Galore : "My name is Pussy Galore."
James Bond: "I must be dreaming."

The World is Not Enough
"I thought Christmas only comes once a year."


Moonraker
M : "My God, what's Bond doing?"
Q : "I think he's attempting re-entry, sir."



Diamonds are Forever
"Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up."


Plenty O'Toole: "Hi, I'm Plenty...Plenty O'Toole."


On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Just a slight stiffness coming on


The Spy Who Loved Me
M: "Miss Moneypenny, where is 007 now?
Moneypenny: "He's on a mission, sir. In Austria."
M: "Well, tell him to pull out immediately!"


Live and Let Die.
Solitaire (Bond girl): "Is there time before we leave for Lovers' Lesson number three?"
James Bond: "Absolutely. No sense going out half-cocked."


A View to a Kill.
Max Zorin: "You slept well?"
James Bond: "A little restless, but I got off eventually."

stmol32

Wauuuuuughpfffllllggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!- the end of every pornographic film ever.

Renegade Mechanic

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world.....

The Dagda

buyer95 wrote: »

"That'll do pig, that'll do." - Ending to Babe

Have a look at post no. 1 of the thread! :rolleyes:

MRnotlob606

Houston, we have a problem.

buyer95

The Dagda wrote: »

Have a look at post no. 1 of the thread! :rolleyes:

Ah shucks, I saw the name of this thread pop up in latest posts clicked to last page as I had just seen Babe. Hadn't bothered to check back the pages.

Juan More Time

You don't sweat much for a big girl!

A Neurotic

Wanna know how I got these scars?

Mr. Incognito

You mean, let me understand this … cuz I … maybe its me, maybe I’m a little ****ed up maybe.

I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to ****in’ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

grohlisagod

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small".

blackwhite

Who is your daddy, and what does he do? (must be in Arnie accent)

Richard Hillman

Are you not entertained?

BBDBB

whupdedo wrote: »

"Now... what we've got here is failure to communicate"

Still shakin it boss, still shakin it

Probably already been mentioned but, "that'll do pig. That'll do".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjQtzV9IZ0Q

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Vote Quimby.

statss

"We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

The King of Moo

"It has a long uninteresting name. I just took to calling it... The Bat, and yes, Mr. Wayne, it does come in black."

ArtyM

Big Bada Boom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwzg7SYZKF0

snaphook

"Sorry about the mess..."

- Han Solo

NuMarvel

KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uriel.

Fightclub provides so many wonderful opportunities:

“This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.”

“Ok. You **** me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is this a pretty accurate description of our relationship.”

“You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”

“It's not love or anything, but I think I like you, too.”

“If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?”

“I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. I am Jack's Broken Heart.”

“I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I'd never have.”

“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!”

“How everything you ever love will reject you or die. Everything you ever create will be thrown away. Everything you're proud of will end up as trash. ”

“You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.”

“I am Jack's smirking revenge.”

“I'm a toxic waste byproduct of God's creation.”

Uriel.

“You always kill the one you love.”

“If you died right now, how would you feel about your life?”

“Self improvement is masturbation...”

“Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains.”

“This isn't about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership.”

“A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.”

"Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.”

“I want to have your abortion.”

Uriel.

“Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.”

allibastor

I can Smell your Cnut!!!

blackwhite

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.

AndyBoBandy

One Ring, to rule them all.

Baby4

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allibastor

Always bet on black

vex

"Game over man! Game over!" - Aliens 2