Had the worst meal of my Life

ElChe32

I put the screw...in the tuna.

Lingua Franca

Lingua Franca wrote: »

I recall one of those American burger chains running a "design and name your own burger and win a prize!" competitions.

Mine was a single lettuce leaf called "The Karen Carpenter" and was in 4th place and climbing when they pulled the competition.

That is quite possibly the most brilliant thing I've read in a long time.

*Tips hat*

Chucken

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

You'd think she'd buy just one more plate..

She had 8 children! Do you think plates grow on trees?

Stanlex

This is a conspiracy. The whole thread.

Smidge

Candie wrote: »

Food poisoning?

Can things get any worse?

I hope the OP didn't have prawns :eek:

Chucken

Chucken wrote: »

She had 8 children! Do you think plates grow on trees?

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

You'd think she'd buy just one more plate..

Yeah, and then have yet another plate to wash along with the saucepan!

Smidge

Smidge wrote: »

I hope the OP didn't have prawns :eek:

Shuddup you!

Actually, you could tell him the freezer trick!

GHOST MGG

so you got one of those " 2 shizzle meals for the price of one"vouchers...
you will find that most chefs in kitchens will look on these voucher meals as a pain in the arse and not worthy of their time
so they will basically **** it on a plate with a bit of garnish and they dont generally give 2 ****s about the voucher customer.
Been my experience and some friends too.

Hilly Bill

Hootanany wrote: »

This evening should I sue? I wont name the Kip but have you ever felt the same.

Did you mean to start a thread with this or did you get mixed up and meant to Tweet it instead or when facebook asked whats on your mind did you get a memory lapse and post here instead? And please dont call me Sue

Ted_YNWA

ElChe32 wrote: »

I put the screw...in the tuna.

No more orange soda for you.

KKkitty

Lingua Franca wrote: »

I recall one of those American burger chains running a "design and name your own burger and win a prize!" competitions.

Mine was a single lettuce leaf called "The Karen Carpenter" and was in 4th place and climbing when they pulled the competition.

I'd say it was fingers down your throat, licking good.

Sam Kade

Hootanany wrote: »

This evening should I sue? I wont name the Kip but have you ever felt the same.

So you ordered a meal and ate it and paid for it and you want to sue, the judge will laugh at you

GHOST MGG

GHOST MGG wrote: »

so you got one of those " 2 shizzle meals for the price of one"vouchers...
you will find that most chefs in kitchens will look on these voucher meals as a pain in the arse and not worthy of their time
so they will basically **** it on a plate with a bit of garnish and they dont generally give 2 ****s about the voucher customer.
Been my experience and some friends too.

Bit measley on the ****s, ain't they?

Arthur Beesley

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

With the pube.

Frank and beans.

Super-Rush

Ruubot2 wrote: »

Must have eaten here!

Stopped in there one evening just as they started their all you can drink for $20 deal.

Scene missing.

Ted_YNWA

Any sign of the OP? been in the yoilet a long time.

Hootanany

I have just given Birth:eek:

Oryx

Hootanany wrote: »

I have just given Birth:eek:

Chefs special sauce huh?

Ruubot2

Ruubot2 wrote: »

Must have eaten here!

I've been there before!
They gave one of my friends a hat that said "Ask me about my rash", he had told us earlier that he had a terrible crotch rash at the time from the heat. Lovely coincidence.

Cork Lass

Ok Hootanany - you're a long time Boardsie so you know how this works. We need details please. Whilst we know you can't name the place you have to give us more info - you can't just leave us hanging. By the way, on Friday night I had what was one of the best meals I've had in a long time - O'Callaghan Walshes in Rosscarbery. Fab

WoollyRedHat

God, talk about making a meal of it... did the chef serve you a live fish and you ate into it not realizing? What happened?!

kylith

Worst meal I've ever had was Christmas day with my ex's parents. I had previously mentioned to the ex that his mother's habit of boiling all veg for about an hour wasn't really to my taste and he had passed this information along for some reason, which resulted in me being served a whole raw carrot with dinner (which was definitely the preferable option). She also burned the feck out of the mash and they looked and tasted like someone had emptied an ashtray into the pot. Couple that with the traditional dry turkey and lumpy gravy and it was a meal not even fit for a dog.

SEPT 23 1989

you would not get this carry on with a good honest carvery dinner

Chucken

GHOST MGG wrote: »

so you got one of those " 2 shizzle meals for the price of one"vouchers...
you will find that most chefs in kitchens will look on these voucher meals as a pain in the arse and not worthy of their time
so they will basically **** it on a plate with a bit of garnish and they dont generally give 2 ****s about the voucher customer.
Been my experience and some friends too.

Absolute rubbish! Do you think they want to ruin their reputation because someone got a discounted meal? The reason places sign up to these vouchers is to get new custom, not to try poison people.

The chef doesn't know or care who he/she's cooking for.

There's one place in Limerick that I buy vouchers for every time they come up and each time we've been given a new voucher when we've finished our meal.

Hootanany

It was a Steak or Ribs deal 2 glasses of wine €22 lids picture on deal site made it out to be one of the trendy wendy places.
In fact in was a shoite hole of a place 98fm over the tannoy and it wasn't even tuned in properly.
Feet was sticking to the tiles always a bad sign frozen chips bottled BBQ sauce steak was grizzle.
We didn't complain in case they offered us another meal.

Truly Truly dreadful place just of O"Donnell St

bodhi085

Imagine if you was on death row and this was the thread you started on boards.

Pumpkinseeds

I've worked in catering and if there was something wrong with my food I'd insist on a refund, not another meal, I've seen what can be 'added' to the replacement meal and it isn't appetising.

InReality

Quite easy to find !

smurgen

Ruubot2 wrote: »

Must have eaten here!

I ate there and my friend ended up having a fight with the waitress.she ran off crying

smurgen

Ruubot2 wrote: »

Must have eaten here!

I ate there and my friend ended up having a fight with the waitress.she ran off crying

Hootanany

InReality wrote: »

Quite easy to find !

Steppenwolfe

Did you eat in this establishment by any chance?

Hootanany

Steppenwolfe wrote: »

Did you eat in this establishment by any chance?

No actually worse than that

jimd2

Hootanany wrote: »

It was a Steak or Ribs deal 2 glasses of wine €22 lids picture on deal site made it out to be one of the trendy wendy places.
In fact in was a shoite hole of a place 98fm over the tannoy and it wasn't even tuned in properly.
Feet was sticking to the tiles always a bad sign frozen chips bottled BBQ sauce steak was grizzle.
We didn't complain in case they offered us another meal.

Truly Truly dreadful place just of O"Donnell St

Very similar deal here.......


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ardle1

Hootanany wrote: »

Problem it was a voucher pre paid

Ahhhhhhhhh, that was where you fcuked up man! never flash D old voucher(freebie) when your only in D door:rolleyes:

Voucher = No Effort.
Voucher = Ahhh shir we'll never see them again.
Voucher = They wouldn't know a good meal if it hit them in the face.
Voucher = No Cash-Hard Mash.
Voucher = 'Are they still there':D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

mosi

jimd2 wrote: »

Very similar deal here.......


http://www.groupon.ie/deals/dublin/abbey-hotel-non-accommodation-5/40155140?utm_source=localhub&utm_campaign=localhub&utm_medium=dublin

Or here...
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Hootanany

Rumbled by two super slueths:P and them pictures are nothing like the stuff put up to you.

oldyouth

mosi wrote: »

Or here...
http://www.biteabargain.ie/deals/bar52-11?src=vendexo&vxaf-ref=KQV36T

The Tripadvisor reviews for this place are gas altogether

http://www.tripadvisor.ie/Restaurant_Review-g186605-d4104972-Reviews-or10-Bar_52-Dublin_County_Dublin.html#REVIEWS