Indian takeaway

2smiggy

I'm deeply hungover, any thoughts on a nice curry?

Nodin

2smiggy wrote: »

I'm deeply hungover, any thoughts on a nice curry?

Your hole will be left like a blood orange.

But if you don't mind that, work away.

El Weirdo

I suggest a phaal.

The hangover will be the least of your worries then.

shopaholic01

Get naan bread and beer too, stay near a toilet this evening and tomorrow. Actually, a yoilet seems to be better.

galwayrush

El Weirdo wrote: »

I suggest a phaal.

The hangover will be the least of your worries then.

Phall with 4 cans of Bulmers pear cider.:cool: Moving.

padd b1975

Curry was invented to mask the taste of rotten meat.

Hairy bacon and York cabbage is what you need.

Alf. A. Male

A good phal. It'll take your mind off the hangover.

MRnotlob606

my nan makes good naan bread

SEPT 23 1989

Chicken balti pilau rice nan bread and vegetable samosa with a can of coke

2smiggy

Was going to get a lamb vindaloo, but see a 'jaipuri' under 'chefs recommendations' . Is that tasty? I normally go for a madras or vindaloo. I am drinking Stella again now and have plenty of kitten soft so not too bad that way

PropJoe10

Just drink a bottle of vinegar, it'll clear all that beer right out of ya

Banjo String

Dhansak is where it's at lad. Lots of lentils in there too for substance.

Prob the best curry from Indian takeaway, and I say that as a curry addict.

Nodin

2smiggy wrote: »

Was going to get a lamb vindaloo, but see a 'jaipuri' under 'chefs recommendations' . Is that tasty? I normally go for a madras or vindaloo. I am drinking Stella again now and have plenty of kitten soft so not too bad that way

...put the kitten soft in the fridge. Trust me on this one.

Pumpkinseeds

I just made a veggie jalfrezi and by made I mean added a jar of Pateks sauce to some quorn. It was very tasty with jacket potatoes.

dmc17

2smiggy wrote: »

Was going to get a lamb vindaloo, but see a 'jaipuri' under 'chefs recommendations' . Is that tasty? I normally go for a madras or vindaloo. I am drinking Stella again now and have plenty of kitten soft so not too bad that way

A good lamb vindaloo is part of my hangover ritual too. A good rule of thumb though - 'vindaloo will have you in-da-loo!

Sir Osis of Liver.

My wife made a sh1te curry last night.











Personally,I prefer chicken.

dmc17

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

My wife made a sh1te curry last night.











Personally,I prefer chicken.

Personally, I think you need a new wife!

Northern Monkey

Chicken/lamb saag and a pershwari nann. Job done.

Sir Osis of Liver.

I was having my tea watching TV, there was an Concern advert on with a dying malnourished child with flies on his face, I had knots in my stomach, a lump in my throat and tears running down my cheeks, it was at that moment I thought to myself...

... "Fcuk me this curry's hot!"

2smiggy

Went with poppadoms, matar panteer, and a lamb dhansak. Should be here soon. With a few pints of Carling to follow. Victory

fleet_admiral

El Weirdo wrote: »

I suggest a phaal.

The hangover will be the least of your worries then.

I had one last thursday and immediately went into arse labour

Hootanany

:rolleyes:

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Get naan bread and beer too, stay near a toilet this evening and tomorrow. Actually, a yoilet seems to be better.

Hootanany

Just eat a bowl of Ice cream afterwards.
Next morning on the pot and you on fire scream COME ON ICE CREAM.

Davarus Walrus

If ever in Newcastle then I recommend a curry from Curry Capital in Bigg Market.

You might end up with a curry McFlurry the next morning though.

Banjo String

2smiggy wrote: »

Went with poppadoms, matar panteer, and a lamb dhansak. Should be here soon. With a few pints of Carling to follow. Victory

Let me know what you think. Dhansak ftw.

Sulla Felix

Nodin wrote: »

...put the kitten soft in the fridge. Trust me on this one.

Buy packets of baby wipes and keep them in the fridge. Sweet divine jeses but your asshole will thank you.

fleet_admiral

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

If ever in Newcastle then I recommend a curry from Curry Capital in Bigg Market.

You might end up with a curry McFlurry the next morning though.

do you get your copy of viz signed when you go?

anncoates

Vindaloo never burns my arse. Stop being such whingy gaylords.

fleet_admiral

anncoates wrote: »

Vindaloo never burns my arse. Stop being such whingy gaylords.

vindaloo isnt spicy at all. I had blocked sinuses last xmas and it was the only thing that cleared them for me

2smiggy

I gave my degenerate gambler of a cousin my bank card to collect my grub, 1 hour late now and no answer from his phone. Only good thing is the 700 daily limit.

No joke

GalwayGuy2

So...Cousin Curry?

fleet_admiral

as long as yis arent custard cousins.....

anncoates

2smiggy wrote: »

I gave my degenerate gambler of a cousin my bank card to collect my grub, 1 hour late now and no answer from his phone. Only good thing is the 700 daily limit.

No joke

Epic Phall

Tea-a-Maria

fleet_admiral wrote: »

I had one last thursday and immediately went into arse labour

I'm dying laughing at this!

2smiggy

Food lovely, and only 50 robbed from my account, so not too bad all around . Well 50 he has admitted

Isolt

What's with all the toilet/yoilet and baby wipes talk? I love Indian food, always have a madras or vindaloo but I've never had this thing of needing the toilet badly from it. Is this really a common side effect???

fleet_admiral

Isolt wrote: »

What's with all the toilet/yoilet and baby wipes talk? I love Indian food, always have a madras or vindaloo but I've never had this thing of needing the toilet badly from it. Is this really a common side effect???

i always find that people who say 'toilet paper in the fridge' have never actually had a vindaloo or phall. All I did last week after the phall was drop farts that would peel the paint off walls

Fratton Fred

I could murder a bhuna

Sulla Felix

It's probably exacerbating an underlying issue. Afair capsicum increases transit, irritates the lining of the bowels and increases the production of acid in the stomach, at least some of which is vacated down rather than up!
Someone with perfectly healthy digestive tract might not notice the increase, but someone with ibs etc definitely would.

WilyCoyote

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Chicken balti pilau rice nan bread and vegetable samosa with a line can of coke

There you go SEPT 23 1989 ....... fyp!

Nodin

Isolt wrote: »

What's with all the toilet/yoilet and baby wipes talk? I love Indian food, always have a madras or vindaloo but I've never had this thing of needing the toilet badly from it. Is this really a common side effect???

It can be with some people apparently.

And if you go for something really spicey and you aren't used to it.

Un Croissant

Sulla Felix wrote: »

It's probably exacerbating an underlying issue. Afair capsicum increases transit, irritates the lining of the bowels and increases the production of acid in the stomach, at least some of which is vacated down rather than up!
Someone with perfectly healthy digestive tract might not notice the increase, but someone with ibs etc definitely would.

I have ulcerative colitis but would never give up my indian food. Saying that they suggested i only eat white bread and boiled chicken or rice. Never had too much of a problem really.

fonecrusher1

Un Croissant wrote: »

I have ulcerative colitis but would never give up my indian food.

Would you not get the ploppers after a curry so?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjd8HobrTzA

dmc17

2smiggy wrote: »

Food lovely, and only 50 robbed from my account, so not too bad all around . Well 50 he has admitted

I'm not sure who's worse. Him for robbing your money or you for giving him your bank card knowing he was liable to rob you.

suicide_circus

Chillies are designed to burn and irritate, we shouldn't be eating them realistically, it's the equivalent of intentionally rubbing nettles on your skin. That said, you cannot uunder any circumstances beat a good curry. Much love for the thai variety.

Aglomerado

Isolt wrote: »

What's with all the toilet/yoilet and baby wipes talk? I love Indian food, always have a madras or vindaloo but I've never had this thing of needing the toilet badly from it. Is this really a common side effect???

What on earth is a yoilet? I googled it and it assumed I'd spelt "toilet" incorrectly!

jimgoose

You don't have to have a hoop on you like an Apollo 11 exhaust duct after an Indian grub-up, y'know! My favourites are a lamb or beef bhuna or jalfrezi, with a side-bowl of aloo channa and a balk a' keema naan. Daycint. :cool:

force eleven

A sweet creamy tandoori chicken curry with a bucket load of basmati rice, mopped up with a tennis racket sized slice of peshwari naan bread. With poppadoms on the side and before you start that, have about six deep fried, perfectly seasoned onion bhajis.

Murt10

I recently had a Chicken Sambal from my local Indian Restaurant.

It's a traditional dish in India, rather than most of the other "Indian" dishes which were invented in Birmingham and London etc.

The Indian bloke serving it warned me that it was very very hot. He advised me not to go for it unless I was sure I knew what I was getting.

He was right. It was extremely hot.

About two/three hours after eating it, I went for a pee. A very uncomfortable and burning sensation.

That was it, no further problems

Banjo String

Murt10 wrote: »

I recently had a Chicken Sambal from my local Indian Restaurant.

It's a traditional dish in India, rather than most of the other "Indian" dishes which were invented in Birmingham and London etc.

The Indian bloke serving it warned me that it was very very hot. He advised me not to go for it unless I was sure I knew what I was getting.

He was right. It was extremely hot.

About two/three hours after eating it, I went for a pee. A very uncomfortable and burning sensation.

That was it, no further problems

Congratulations.

You have chlamydia.

Fratton Fred

force eleven wrote: »

A sweet creamy tandoori chicken curry with a bucket load of basmati rice, mopped up with a tennis racket sized slice of peshwari naan bread. With poppadoms on the side and before you start that, have about six deep fried, perfectly seasoned onion bhajis.

And for main course?