Im drinking gin and Robinsons Summer Fruit cordial..

Jonny Blaze

And it's quite frankly disgusting..

So what's the worst alcoholic beverage you've ever had?

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Budweiser. /thread

Banjo String

Fermented horse milk.

Jonny Blaze

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

Budweiser. /thread

Nailed it!

Jonny Blaze

Banjo String wrote: »

Fermented horse milk.

You mean Smithwicks?



Where'd you get that though?

ToddyDoody

Mush a lemon and lime into it and serve in a pint glass. V. Manly.

Riddle101

"I once saw an English man in Scotland trying to order a lager and lime. The barman said 'We don't do cock-tales'" - Frankie Boyle

I just thought of that quote from reading this thread for some reason.

pappyodaniel

That mix I made from my parents alcohol cabinet when I was 15. Paddy's Whiskey, Hennessy Cognac, Cork Dry Gin and Smirnoff Vodka with Baileys Irish Cream to top it off. The Baileys curdled and made the 'cocktail' look like a bottle of vomit.

rannerap

Gin and a dash of cordial is actually my favourite drink :pac: its not disgusting at all!

Wossack

Peasant

neamhspleachi

Sláinte

eviltwin

Pimms

Teyla Emmagan

Bit early to be on the gin. Do you not wait till after 7 in your house?

There is nothing you can mix with gin that makes it drinkable when you're out of tonic sadly. I've even tried water in desperation (utterly disgusting).

Irish Mist is the one that gives me the shudders. Drank a bottle as a young one, can't even walk down the same supermarket aisle as it now.

Muise...

Any liqueur. Only good for baking, no matter how tempting that sticky bottle at the back of the press is when all the proper drink has run out at silly o'clock in the morning.

The Backwards Man

There's still an odd bottle of the wash from the local alcohol factory running about here that were 'found' by the employees after it closed.

Never drunk more than a bottle capful though.

Deadly stuff.


Literally.

Banjo String

Jonny Blaze wrote: »

You mean Smithwicks?



Where'd you get that though?

I drank it straight from a stallion.

mad muffin

Jonny Blaze wrote: »

And it's quite frankly disgusting..

So what's the worst alcoholic beverage you've ever had?

Did you concoct this yourself? Why would you ever drink gin with anything but tonic? :eek:

For me it has to be Guinness. It's like the devils diarrhoea strained through dirty socks… fecks.

foggy_lad

A long time ago I had a taste for Blackthorn cider with a cherry brandy "depth charge".

Jonny Blaze

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Bit early to be on the gin. Do you not wait till after 7 in your house?

Ah sure it was there like..

mad muffin

Wossack wrote: »

Peasant

You drank a peasant? Why? Do you strain them to get rid of the bones?

Jonny Blaze

pappyodaniel wrote: »

That mix I made from my parents alcohol cabinet when I was 15. Paddy's Whiskey, Hennessy Cognac, Cork Dry Gin and Smirnoff Vodka with Baileys Irish Cream to top it off. The Baileys curdled and made the 'cocktail' look like a bottle of vomit.

Just remembering some the.. shall we say, unsavoury, concoctions I had as a young 'un..

You may have me there!

Rothko

Guinness

131spanner

Vodka mixed with sparkling water.

Yeah.

Pumpkinseeds

OP, how dare you do such a despicable thing to gin? I am very partial to a gin and slimline tonic, fever tree tonic is the best I've had with gin almost no taste so you get the full flavour of the gin, expensive but a nice treat. The worst would be tequila, so I'd have to make it a slammer and knock it down fast. Although I haven't bothered with it since the 90's:D

Jonny Blaze

Sarannewrap wrote: »

Gin and a dash of cordial is actually my favourite drink :pac: its not disgusting at all!

You are the heart of darkness...

foggy_lad wrote: »

A long time ago I had a taste for Blackthorn cider with a cherry brandy "depth charge".

As are you.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Bit early to be on the gin. Do you not wait till after 7 in your house?

There is nothing you can mix with gin that makes it drinkable when you're out of tonic sadly. I've even tried water in desperation (utterly disgusting).

Irish Mist is the one that gives me the shudders. Drank a bottle as a young one, can't even walk down the same supermarket aisle as it now.

Bitter lemon isn't too bad with gin.

Brien

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

There is nothing you can mix with gin that makes it drinkable when you're out of tonic sadly. I've even tried water in desperation (utterly disgusting).

You have never tried Gin with pineapple juice


My worst was tequila with tabasco sauce:(

umop.episdn

Can't even say as I'd turn everybody's stomachs & I'd be ostracized from AH !

Jonny Blaze

umop.episdn wrote: »

Can't even say as I'd turn everybody's stomachs & I'd be ostracized from AH !

Totally intrigued now!

rannerap

Jonny Blaze wrote: »

You are the heart of darkness...



As are you.

You can never have a bad night on gin, FACT

Muise...

Sarannewrap wrote: »

You can never have a bad night on gin, FACT

Except for the ones where you sit on the stairs at a party crying mascara down your face after seeing someone you fancied for ages shifting the face off your best friend in the sitting room, obviously.*

*from anthropological research only

wazky

Any craft beer I have ever tasted, vile stuff.

Jonny Blaze

Muise... wrote: »

Except for the ones where you sit on the stairs at a party crying mascara down your face after seeing someone you fancied for ages shifting the face off your best friend in the sitting room, obviously.*

*from anthropological research only

Aw...

Friends like these eh? :rolleyes:

Jonny Blaze

wazky wrote: »

Any craft beer I have ever tasted, vile stuff.

I have only rarely had a nice tasting craft beer and yet this statement is met with an awful lot of hostility from those 'in the know'..

wazky

Jonny Blaze wrote: »

I have only rarely had a nice tasting craft beer and yet this statement is met with an awful lot of hostility from those 'in the know'..

To some people a 'real' beer has to made under the criteria such as, brewed by nuns, when the moon is full and is called some obscure name such as the Goats Testicle or something.

tony 2 tone

Sarannewrap wrote: »

You can never have a bad night on gin, FACT

But the mornings after are bleedin' shockin'!

SEPT 23 1989

Half a boiling hot tent heated 2 litre of old English cider that had sand in it. great days

Muise...

Jonny Blaze wrote: »

Aw...

Friends like these eh? :rolleyes:

They're what gin was made for.

Well - gin, The Cowboy Junkies and cigarettes.

Jonny Blaze

tony 2 tone wrote: »

But the mornings after are bleedin' shockin'!

Now you tell me!

rannerap

Muise... wrote: »

Except for the ones where you sit on the stairs at a party crying mascara down your face after seeing someone you fancied for ages shifting the face off your best friend in the sitting room, obviously.*

*from anthropological research only

I cant say that has ever happened to me on any sort of drink let alone gin :pac:

tony 2 tone wrote: »

But the mornings after are bleedin' shockin'!

It doesnt give me hangovers! and I'm now at the age where hangovers are meant to be getting worse not better!

Rasheed

Poitín that had bits of unidentified stuff floating it in. It was beyond disgusting and nothing masked the taste.

blindside88

When I was 16 I made a drink with a brilliant name and a terrible taste...... Paddy Powerade worst drink going

Jonny Blaze

Rasheed wrote: »

Poitín that had bits of unidentified stuff floating it in. It was beyond disgusting and nothing masked the taste.

Poitin is the worst liquid known to man!

fleet_admiral

That Belgian piss Leffe. Tasted like soapy dish water

/awaits the beer snobs

mad muffin

fleet_admiral wrote: »

That Belgian piss Leffe. Tasted like soapy dish water

/awaits the beer snobs

Have you had Kwak? Mmmm, now that's some Belgium beer worth drinking.

Rasheed

Jonny Blaze wrote: »

Poitin is the worst liquid known to man!

Oh stop Jonny it's shocking. I was young and trying to impress a lad and drank as much of the petrol that I could. I was never do sick in my life. It's toxic.

Used to work in a nursing home while I was training and one lady had bad arthritis in her knees. She had a concoction of olive oil and poitín that we'd have to rub in after her shower that would apparently relieve the pain. I could never handle the smell. Rotten

tony 2 tone

Sarannewrap wrote: »

It doesnt give me hangovers! and I'm now at the age where hangovers are meant to be getting worse not better!

Not hangovers, just the feeling of complete doom, absolute soul crushing doom.

Jonny Blaze

Rasheed wrote: »

Oh stop Jonny it's shocking. I was young and trying to impress a lad and drank as much of the petrol that I could. I was never do sick in my life. It's toxic.

Used to work in a nursing home while I was training and one lady had bad arthritis in her knees. She had a concoction of olive oil and poitín that we'd have to rub in after her shower that would apparently relieve the pain. I could never handle the smell. Rotten

I drank 3/4 of a 7up bottle of it when I was a young fella and it's still the only time i've ever puked on the morning after from boozing!

It's the debbil!!

rannerap

tony 2 tone wrote: »

Not hangovers, just the feeling of complete doom, absolute soul crushing doom.

I get that even without gin

oldyouth

Gin makes fat girls cry........Fact

Wossack

mad muffin wrote: »

You drank a peasant? Why? Do you strain them to get rid of the bones?

Let just say, while you're not gonna see it on youtube, yes it does blend