Boardsie in need: Help me win a fortune!

faceman

Ok AH. I'm a tight arsed fart. But I'm in a casino in Vegas and I have $20 to blow on the roulette table. Gimme numbers and bets. Save me from financial ruin. I will play what you tell me.

If I win big you all get a cut!

Sulla Felix

ALL ON BLACK

racso1975

26 bottom 1/3rd and black

KKkitty

faceman wrote: »

Ok AH. I'm a tight arsed fart. But I'm in a casino in Vegas and I have $20 to blow on the roulette table. Gimme numbers and bets. Save me from financial ruin. I will play what you tell me.

If I win big you all get a cut!

Bet on red

Zillah

Put it in your pocket and walk away. Do this every time you get near a casino.

stirwell

14 is always a winner.

TGJD

17 black 10 euro.

pale blue dot cotton

Leave now and get yourself a 20 dollar hooker. Take pics. We all win.

faceman

Great I'll try some of these and hold you all accountable. Approaching table so phone has to hide. Will update in a few!

Awkward Badger

0, 8, 34, 36. Fiver each.

Fr_Dougal

6.

Basq

Definitely leave the table... definitely gonna leave the table...

* AHHHHH.. AHHHHHH. AAAAAAAAAHHHHH.. *

Chucken

42

It's always 42.









I've no idea how high the numbers go

KeithM89

Go play some blackjack.

Awkward Badger

Chucken wrote: »

I've no idea how high the numbers go

36. So probably not gonna be 42.

Wibbs

Why does not surprise me. It's always the quiet ones. Oh hang on...

14 red.

Chucken

Pugsly wrote: »

36. So probably not gonna be 42.

I obviously meant 4 and 2

Chucken

Or 6

Awkward Badger

Chucken wrote: »

I obviously meant 4 and 2

My apologies. I must have misunderstood...

Chucken

Pugsly wrote: »

My apologies. I must have misunderstood...

Yes, that was it. You misunderstood

I'll forgive you this time.

Basq

It's been almost 20 minutes.. I think it's probably safe to assume he's dead..

caustic 1

or cashing in.

Chucken

caustic 1 wrote: »

or cashing in.

Or calculating my share!

Micky Dolenz

Sulla Felix wrote: »

ALL ON BLACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTDeOPFr9e4

Awkward Badger

Basq wrote: »

It's been almost 20 minutes.. I think it's probably safe to assume he's dead..

Looks that way.

RIP OP. He lived too fast and died too young. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. 20 euro just isn't enough to ship him back to Ireland.

caustic 1

Chucken wrote: »

Or calculating my share!

?% of nothing is still nothing.

MRnotlob606

WHY CAN'T I BE IN VEGAS NOW. THEY NEED ME THERE.

Chucken

caustic 1 wrote: »

?% of nothing is still nothing.

Ya but....it's the thought that counts.

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

WHY CAN'T I BE IN VEGAS NOW. THEY NEED ME THERE.

Cos you didn't organise a trip there?
Anyway, I'm sure it's much nicer in Canzas

solomafioso

Basq wrote: »

Definitely leave the table... definitely gonna leave the table...

* AHHHHH.. AHHHHHH. AAAAAAAAAHHHHH.. *

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

El Guapo!

All on zero!

Weird, I just finished watching an old episode of Louis Theroux in Vegas and some guy left the casino after losing $300k.
I lost a tenner on a horse last week and sulked for the rest of the day.

jobeenfitz

He's taking the advice here and is bogged up in the cheap hooker!

faceman

Then cheap hooker was tempted but I throw my dosh down on a table.

Threw 10 on red. Came up trumps. Pot at 30.

Got over zealous and threw 10 down on some of your numbers. Won a bunch of chips.

Threw more down and lost
Then more and lost
Then more and lost.

Free drinks were increasing though.

Eventually I had a ducks eggs.

So on the walk of shame I see a Walking Dead slot machine. I throw in a fiver.

And now I'm walking out of the casino with $27.75 in my pocket!

Where to next?

Lou.m

faceman wrote: »

Ok AH. I'm a tight arsed fart. But I'm in a casino in Vegas and I have $20 to blow on the roulette table. Gimme numbers and bets. Save me from financial ruin. I will play what you tell me.

If I win big you all get a cut!

I'm psychic.

Red 19.

Then black 11.

Then red 17.


I don't need a cut. I have my gift.

You're welcome.



Bon chance!

El Guapo!

faceman wrote: »

Then cheap hooker was tempted but I throw my dosh down on a table.

Threw 10 on red. Came up trumps. Pot at 30.

Got over zealous and threw 10 down on some of your numbers. Won a bunch of chips.

Threw more down and lost
Then more and lost
Then more and lost.

Free drinks were increasing though.

Eventually I had a ducks eggs.

So on the walk of shame I see a Walking Dead slot machine. I throw in a fiver.

And now I'm walking out of the casino with $27.75 in my pocket!

Where to next?

Back to the casino!!

keith16

El Guapo! wrote: »

Back to the casino!!

OP is now 64 grand in the hole. They are going to take his thumbs.

Donkey Oaty

faceman wrote: »

And now I'm walking out of the casino with $27.75 in my pocket!

Where to next?

Up the strip across from the Cosmopolitan walkway there is a 7-11 where they sell hot "cheeseburger stick" things for about $2.

Avoid there.

But the Love Zone or whatever they call it in Planet Hollywood is close by - worth $7.75 of your dough on the roulette any day.

Try it, see how you get on, and report back with your remaining $20.

mike65

Tomorrows euro-millions is worth about 150 million, buy lotto tickets (or get someone to buy them on your behalf)!

El Guapo!

keith16 wrote: »

OP is now 64 grand in the hole. They are going to take his thumbs.

I stand by my decision.

Donkey Oaty

Possible new strategy: get a cab out to here and give us a wave.

faceman

Despite temptation by the hot lass at the Blackjack table I'm going to hold on to my $27.75 until later after dinner when ill try my luck at Black Jack. I've no idea us how to play so once again I need your help!

Tail Docker

faceman wrote: »

Despite temptation by the hot lass at the Blackjack table I'm going to hold on to my $27.75 until later after dinner when ill try my luck at Black Jack. I've no idea us how to play so once again I need your help!

Just keep shouting "Hit me!". No matter what.

Chucken

faceman wrote: »

Despite temptation by the hot lass at the Blackjack table I'm going to hold on to my $27.75 until later after dinner when ill try my luck at Black Jack. I've no idea us how to play so once again I need your help!

Count cards! Can't go wrong

The Backwards Man

Whereabouts are you? What casino?

Chucken

pale blue dot cotton wrote: »

Leave now and get yourself a 20 dollar hooker. Take pics. We all win.

Thats for this scenario.^^^

Tail Docker wrote: »

Just keep shouting "Hit me!". No matter what.

Chucken

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Whereabouts are you? What casino?

Does it matter with $27.75?

The Backwards Man

Chucken wrote: »

Does it matter with $27.75?

Yeah, I know a couple guys could help him out if he's anywhere near Harrahs/Quad/Flamingo direction

faceman

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Whereabouts are you? What casino?

Was at New York, New York. Now at Bellagio

The Backwards Man

faceman wrote: »

Was at New York, New York. Now at Bellagio

Mlife will rob you blind man, cross the street, they'll still rob you but they'll take a bit longer doing it.:pac:

Awkward Badger

Chucken wrote: »

Does it matter with $27.75?

Does it matter with the OP ? 27.75 gotten from a slot machine after losing 15 on roulette, going to spend it trying blackjack after his dinner.

I've had more exciting nights of gambling in Wexford than this guy is having in Vegas !

runs with scissors

faceman wrote: »

Despite temptation by the hot lass at the Blackjack table I'm going to hold on to my $27.75 until later after dinner when ill try my luck at Black Jack. I've no idea us how to play so once again I need your help!

It's friday the 13th and a red moon. Go back to the spinny wheely thing and put it on 13 red.

Chucken

runs with scissors wrote: »

It's friday the 13th and a red moon. Go back to the spinny wheely thing and put it on 13 red.

Says your man that runs with scissors :eek:


Ya, you're right. Take a risk.