Internet pornography review

frozenfrozen

So it's one year on from when I got my porn turned on; it's been a roller-coaster ride of emotions. This date last year my porn was turned on, and it was one of the happiest days of my life.

I'm going to give internet porn an 8/10, which is my highest rating of anything to date. Being able to meet all these singles in my area, and the one simple trick they've thought me has really changed everything for me, and I don't think I could go back.

Today I'm 19 and I can say with one of my hands on my heart, that getting my porn turned on really put life into perspective (POV).

AnonoBoy

Back in our day you didn't ask for porn to be turned on you just went down by the railway tracks and harvested it like a normal teenager.

Kids these days, hah?

TwoShedsJackson

Pah in my day I had to rip Page 3 pics of Sam Fox and Linda Lusardi out of The Sun with my bare hands.

Kids these days with their hardcore porn straight into their bedrooms or their phones, don't know they're born!

tigger123

Why do you feel the need to share this?!

Sunglasses Ron

Your parents turned off the porn blockers for your 18th birthday?:pac:


Back in the day if you tried downloading a two minute film when you were 13 you would be 19 by the time the bastard thing loaded. The ten minute freeviews on Television X were the less frustrating option.

Specialun

your wrist must be alot stronger now

jellyboy

now that you have sussed how porn works

How about you "Turn on " your brain and engage with a human(male or female) and suss out the real thing …



Save your wrist…

snaphook

http://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/

Get out while you still can! :pac:

SEPT 23 1989

The Daily Sport

rotun

Kay catalogue, shower section.

Conway635

frozenfrozen wrote: »

. . .and I can say with one of my hands on my heart, . . .

I'm pretty sure that's not what your hands are on.

C635

Tar.Aldarion

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Back in our day you didn't ask for porn to be turned on you just went down by the railway tracks and harvested it like a normal teenager.

Kids these days, hah?

In my day it was clothes catalogues and you'd be thankful for it.

The Moldy Gowl

I'm guessing it loses 2 points for ye amount of time it takes to find the right video

And then when you find that video, having to find it again. Has to be the most frustration thing ever

Jeefff

I think us youth with every concievable type of porn at our fingertips are spoiled and desencitised at an early age, I really have to look now for something to turn me on, whereas when I was eleven, the slightest glimpse of anything under the trousers had me going..

Discuss

Vito Corleone

Jeefff wrote: »

I think us youth with every concievable type of porn at our fingertips are spoiled and desencitised at an early age, I really have to look now for something to turn me on, whereas when I was eleven, the slightest glimpse of anything under the trousers had me going..

Discuss

True, if I were to watch porn the only videos to turn me on would be extremely hardcore and even then I'd have to search a good while for a specific video that suited my tastes.

--LOS--

More importantly though....

* * * HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! * * *

Jeefff

--LOS-- wrote: »

More importantly though....

* * * HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! * * *

Haha oh yeah, didn't cop that at all, I was just thinking of porn

suicide_circus

I once watched porn where the whole cast sat in a grubby pub talking absolute bollox for twenty minutes.

Actually no, that was Eastenders.

Fred Swanson

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GalwayGuy2

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

I'm guessing it loses 2 points for ye amount of time it takes to find the right video

And then when you find that video, having to find it again. Has to be the most frustration thing ever

You could save the link in a folder?

Vito Corleone wrote: »

True, if I were to watch porn the only videos to turn me on would be extremely hardcore and even then I'd have to search a good while for a specific video that suited my tastes.

Meh, everybody has their own specific tastes in sexuality. Some people enjoy spanking to an absurd degree, other people hate even the thought of it.

As a bit of a counter to that no-fap shte debate: http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/

Rhyme

Vito Corleone wrote: »

True, if I were to watch porn the only videos to turn me on would be extremely hardcore and even then I'd have to search a good while for a specific video that suited my tastes.

Not porn, not safe for work but relevant all the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRoMdc8C348

Mr.McLovin

back in my day in was the knickers and bra section in mail order catalogues

happy days

catallus

The titillation of our baser instincts to distract us from the conceit of our overlords is a scurrilous tactic. The masses indulge in this fabrication, undermining the will and keeping us willingly mesmerised in a flood of obscenity. The displacement of sexual desire erodes the soul and enfeebles the mind.

Jonny Blaze

Or wearing through the tape on a VHS from repeatedly rewinding or freeze framing the (30 second) sex scene in a movie!

Red21

Or pretending to your parents you really wanted to see some ****e program that just happeded to be on the same channel and right before Baywatch came on, but you didn't want it to upset your studies.

Set your 3hr tape and prayed nobody turned it off.

Banjo String

Rhyme wrote: »

Not porn, not safe for work but relevant all the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRoMdc8C348

Raise ya......

Again, NSFW.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ojjFODlnlYw

The One Doctor

catallus wrote: »

The titillation of our baser instincts to distract us from the conceit of our overlords is a scurrilous tactic. The masses indulge in this fabrication, undermining the will and keeping us willingly mesmerised in a flood of obscenity. The displacement of sexual desire erodes the soul and enfeebles the mind.

How's the Junior Cert going by the way?

ToddyDoody

catallus wrote: »

The titillation of our baser instincts to distract us from the conceit of our overlords is a scurrilous tactic. The masses indulge in this fabrication, undermining the will and keeping us willingly mesmerised in a flood of obscenity. The displacement of sexual desire erodes the soul and enfeebles the mind.

Where's your data / proof?

Jonny Blaze

Red21 wrote: »

Or pretending to your parents you really wanted to see some ****e program that just happeded to be on the same channel and right before Baywatch came on, but you didn't want it to upset your studies.

Set your 3hr tape and prayed nobody turned it off.

Then pulling the tag off the bottom of the tape so it couldn't be taped over!

The day I got Good Cop Bad Cop off of bravo was better than Christmas.

Galwayguy35

Jeefff wrote: »

I think us youth with every concievable type of porn at our fingertips are spoiled and desencitised at an early age, I really have to look now for something to turn me on, whereas when I was eleven, the slightest glimpse of anything under the trousers had me going..

Discuss

If you're jackin off everyday it will make you less randy.

Jeefff

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

If you're jackin off everyday it will make you less randy.

I know what you mean, but surely if you jack everyday, you're randy anyway..
I don't though, too much hassle haha

maguic24

Rhyme wrote: »

Not porn, not safe for work but relevant all the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRoMdc8C348

What the fúck was that?

maguic24

catallus wrote: »

The titillation of our baser instincts to distract us from the conceit of our overlords is a scurrilous tactic. The masses indulge in this fabrication, undermining the will and keeping us willingly mesmerised in a flood of obscenity. The displacement of sexual desire erodes the soul and enfeebles the mind.

Oh catallus I love your posts. I never have a bulls notion what you're on about.

Smile and nod boys, smile and nod.

GalwayGuy2

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

If you're jackin off everyday it will make you less randy.

It's the opposite for me.

AlanS181824

This made me nearly piss myself laughing haha.

OP you're a legend :P

Shoelaces

A low point.

14 year old self on a Shannon family boating trip having to use a three of spades card with an image of Anna Kournicova pouting on it.

Full house baby!

Canis Lupus

Sunglasses Ron wrote: »

The ten minute freeviews on Television X were the less frustrating option.

Every once in a while before it went digital you might get 30 seconds of an actual program sitting there thinking OMGOMGOMG they've forgotten to switch on encryption. Then the encryption came on and crushed you.

Fred Swanson

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Cee-Jay-Cee

You realise that your still a virgin until you actually have sex with a real person, don't you???

fleet_admiral

back in my day we relied upon dog eared mags poking out of a hedge with women having mary's like a collies chest

Bray Header

catallus wrote: »

The titillation of our baser instincts to distract us from the conceit of our overlords is a scurrilous tactic. The masses indulge in this fabrication, undermining the will and keeping us willingly mesmerised in a flood of obscenity. The displacement of sexual desire erodes the soul and enfeebles the mind.

You really should knock one out man..seriously

PizzamanIRL

Back in my day the saying 'A dog isn't just for Christmas' was created.

crockholm

Fred Swanson wrote: »

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Ah yes..... "Only fools and arses"-complete with a riveting performance by renouned thespian Lolly Badcock.

As porno parodies go,it was good, but definitely no "E.3,The Extra-Testicle"