Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread - Mod Notes in OP,22/7

Kylo Ren

Cannot unsee

Corvo

Actually that Jennifer Lopez one isn't bad...Mod, please delete my previous comment!

MagicIRL

Keno wrote: »

Cannot unsee

This is why you have no friends.

Maximus Alexander

Corvo wrote: »

Lads, the GIFS, seriously.....

Corvo's still on dial up.

I can see no other rational cause for complaint. :pac:

brinty

ok lads
better get back onto the oul round ball chat or the mods will be warning us all..

Time for a fantasy line up
De gea
Rafael--J-lo-Upton--Shaw
mata-kagawa-herrera
Kendrick-RVP-J-law

hufpc8w3adnk65

Any news today?

Maximus Alexander

brinty wrote: »

ok lads
better get back onto the oul round ball chat or the mods will be warning us all..

Time for a fantasy line up
De gea
Rafael--J-lo-Upton--Shaw
mata-kagawa-herrera
Kendrick-Maximus-J-law

FYP.

That's a front line I have to be involved in.

Mr_Red

Not to self :

Do not open this thread in Work connected to a large screen

brinty

MrMac84 wrote: »

Any news today?

Suarez to Barca
Liverpool replacing him with Wilfred bony for £19m

Pogba seen in london, so he's signing for Chelsea????

Arsenal signed Sanchez, want Khedeira

The Citizens have been very quiet this summer

We're signing everyone....

Royal Irish

ToiletFusion wrote: »

We're not winning a league with a backline that has Smalling, Jones and Rafael in it.

A bit of realism please.

I agree with this and LVG probably agrees with this also. But the great things is, the transfer window is still open.

brinty

Mr_Red wrote: »

Not to self :

Do not open this thread in Work connected to a large screen

You're welcome, you can take a place on the bench

Kylo Ren

Ye're all wrong btw. Scarlett Johansson is #1.

TheDoc

Mr_Red wrote: »

Not to self :

Do not open this thread in Work connected to a large screen

I just got done with that titty bouncing one, big time.

TheDoc

JESUS CHRIST NOW THAT BIG SCARLETT ONE

I'm going to have to drop out of here for today, can't believe i just got stung two for two.

(Savage baps tbf)

westernfrenzy

We're gonna sign Rihanna too.

Maximus Alexander

I'm starting to think we've all been barking up the wrong tree with this Premier League nonsense. Women's football should be more of thing. Fantasy lineups would have a whole new meaning.

brinty

westernfrenzy wrote: »

We're gonna sign Rihanna too.

Wooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh way out of line

Scarlett is allowed

scudzilla

brinty wrote: »

Suarez to Barca
Liverpool replacing him with Wilfred bony for £19m

Pogba seen in london, so he's signing for Chelsea????

Arsenal signed Sanchez, want Khedeira

The Citizens have been very quiet this summer

We're signing everyone....

I heard they're buying back Andy Carrol for 42mill

Corvo

Oh man, just got caught in the office staring at her fabulous rack and I was mid-bite through a roll...time just froze

MagicIRL

Scar-Jo is in some new movie were she gets her kit off. I say this because you guys are like my cyber family. And the family that wan- I won't finish that.

Pro. F

The gifs and pics of bewbs and asses are great. But it just doesn't work when half the thread is in work. They have to be a night time thing if they're going to be in the thread.

redbaron_99

Keno wrote: »

Ye're all wrong btw. Scarlett Johansson is #1.

this has to be photoshopped! Saw "Under the Skin" (her most recent) and she goes full nude and they are nowhere near this size!

great pic though.

KH25

I'd just like to voice my approval of the inclusion of Scarlett Johansson in this thread. I don't know how we ever got by without her. What a woman.

ElChe32

Got done for Miss Upton bouncing. Totally worth it #FreeTheUptonTwo

Mitch Connor

I'd prefer to see pics for Vidal signing a contract at United.

Trigger

Scarletts a thing here now?

I suppose I'll leave this here so

RobertKK

Chilean paper claiming the transfer of Vidal to United is close.

https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.latercera.com%2Fnoticia%2Fdeportes%2F2014%2F07%2F656-586204-9-arturo-vidal-alista-su-arribo-al-poderoso-manchester-united.shtml&edit-text=

The Google translation is terrible but it throws up some good stuff like describing our manager as "Clockwork Orange tulip technician".

I just hope our players aren't like the wilting tulips of last season.

merlinsmerryman

I've never loved a hobo so much

brinty

KH25 wrote: »

I'd just like to voice my approval of the inclusion of Scarlett Johansson in this thread. I don't know how we ever got by without her. What a woman.

Ok the appoved fantasy signings are
Anna Kendrick
Scar-jo
J-law
K-upton...

Back up list
J-lo

Iseedeadpixels

Jaysus its risky reading this thread in work :P

MagicIRL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6vPQL_aYfI

Maximus Alexander

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

Jaysus its risky reading this thread in work :P

The danger just makes it more exciting.

MagicIRL

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

The danger just makes it more exciting.

Like the infamous but oh so rewarding pocket ****.

Ok, ok, I've gone too far.

Maximus Alexander

MagicIRL wrote: »

Like the infamous but oh so rewarding pocket ****.

Ok, ok, I've gone too far.

I was thinking more like sex on the balcony or a bj on the beach, but whatever works for you.

RobertKK

It seems the Chilean paper is saying, United held discussions on English soil with Vidal's agent while he was there for the Sanchez arrival to Arsenal and a deal for $55 million dollars was agreed and Evra was part of the deal.
They do seem to be saying Vidal will be a United player in the coming days.

The Moldy Gowl

redbaron_99 wrote: »

this has to be photoshopped! Saw "Under the Skin" (her most recent) and she goes full nude and they are nowhere near this size!

great pic though.

Push up bra, my friend.

dahat

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Push up bra, my friend.

Deception of man....

Lord TSC

Real Madrid considering Man Utd star Danny Welbeck as replacement for Alvaro Morata

Link Here



Someone gets paid for writing this....

FutureGuy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dUvpMyZi1Q

@ 0:45

lololololol

TheTownie

Lol, Giggs and Zanetti just starting a twitter convo using Utd and Inter twitter accounts.

I'm sure it will be riveting stuff.

Adamcp898

RobertKK wrote: »

It seems the Chilean paper is saying, United held discussions on English soil with Vidal's agent while he was there for the Sanchez arrival to Arsenal and a deal for $55 million dollars was agreed and Evra was part of the deal.
They do seem to be saying Vidal will be a United player in the coming days.

Plus factor in Kew's giddy excitement and it's basically a sure thing

glued

Our best signing this Summer will be van Gaal.

markcahill1985

"So Ryan what did you have for Dinner last night, I had pasta and a glass of red wine?"

"Thanks Javier, that sounds nice, I had mushy peas, fish & chips"

"Thanks Ryan"

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

RobertKK

https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fm.redgol.cl%2F2014%2F7%2Fcasi-cerrado-arturo-vidal-esta-a-detalles%2F%3Futm_source%3Dandroidapp%26utm_medium%3Drgmovil%26utm_campaign%3Dmovil-share&edit-text=

Claim here that Real Madrid could not compete with United.
That article says if nothing strange happens in the next few days, Vidal will be packing his bags for his move to Old Trafford.

Really hope so...

TheDoc

If Vidal signs, this plce better explode with bouncing boob gifs

markcahill1985

RobertKK wrote: »

https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fm.redgol.cl%2F2014%2F7%2Fcasi-cerrado-arturo-vidal-esta-a-detalles%2F%3Futm_source%3Dandroidapp%26utm_medium%3Drgmovil%26utm_campaign%3Dmovil-share&edit-text=

Claim here that Real Madrid could not compete with United.
That article says if nothing strange happens in the next few days, Vidal will be packing his bags for his move to Old Trafford.

Really hope so...

Would be a sensational signing, like having Keano back

beakerjoe

The more gifs I see in this thread the more I hate it.

I dont mind the odd gif when its relevant but theres too many irrelevant ones. Makes it a pain to read a thread about United.

Maximus Alexander

TheDoc wrote: »

If Vidal signs, this plce better explode with bouncing boob gifs

I'm sure we all have them bookmarked and ready to go at this stage.

Headshot

Cant see for the life of me that utd will sign a player of Vidal calibre. He will be off to bayern.

The Moldy Gowl

beakerjoe wrote: »

The more gifs I see in this thread the more I hate it.

Why?

I like boobs