Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread - Mod Notes in OP,22/7

Crimson King

Vidal for £32M? Can we have two please!

beakerjoe

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Why?

I like boobs

Its a United thread, if you want porn or boobs then this shouldnt be the place

MagicIRL

So... Sky Sports is broken.

Maximus Alexander

beakerjoe wrote: »

Its a United thread, if you want porn or boobs then this shouldnt be the place

Everywhere should be the place for boobs in fairness.

merlinsmerryman

MagicIRL wrote: »

So... Sky Sports is broken.

That just up on my Facebook feed. I thought it was slightly odd alright

beakerjoe

Spare a thought for those on mobile phones or those in work.

Insect Overlord

beakerjoe wrote: »

Spare a thought for those on mobile phones or those in work.

Shouldn't be on Boards if you have work to do. :P

beakerjoe

An File wrote: »

Shouldn't be on Boards if you have work to do. :P

Shhhhhhhh

ElChe32

TheDoc wrote: »

If Vidal signs, this plce better explode with bouncing boob gifs

I will gladly take the months ban and post a million bouncing boobs if Vidal signs.

The Moldy Gowl

beakerjoe wrote: »

Spare a thought for those on mobile phones or those in work.

If you want to read ****e being talked about Man Utd, then work isnt the place for that.

Iseedeadpixels

beakerjoe wrote: »

Spare a thought for those on mobile phones or those in work.

I'm in work I dont mind, nobody is thick enough to post NSFW material here.

MagicIRL

ElChe32 wrote: »

I will gladly take the months ban and post a million bouncing boobs if Vidal signs.

The Prophet El Che, doing God's noble work.

Spazdarn

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

If you want to read ****e being talked about Man Utd, then work isnt the place for that.

It's the Manchester United thread where going off topic is culled by mods... this is exactly where you come to read ****e about Man Utd.

RobertKK

Tom McDermott ‏@FootballMcD 48m Just to clear the Pogba rumours up I have been told he won't be leaving this summer. Could change of course but as it stands no departure.


Tom McDermott ‏@FootballMcD 49m
Reports in Chile now suggesting that Vidal talks are gathering pace. As I stated all along talks HAVE been taking place despite some denials


His tweets are interesting, Evra to Juve expected to be announced later today.


Giggs told him 1 or 2 targets are still playing at the world

MagicIRL

Hang on, Rachel Riley is a massive United fan. If we post pictures of her, is that off-topic?

merlinsmerryman

MagicIRL wrote: »

Hang on, Rachel Riley is a massive United fan. If we post pictures of her, is that off-topic?

NO!!!!!!

shadowcomplex

Would this make us title contenders

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De Gea

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Rafael

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Hummels

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Evans

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Shaw

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Herrera

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Vidal

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Di Maria

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Mata

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Rooney

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RVP

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Spazdarn

shadowcomplex wrote: »

Would this make us title contenders

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De Gea

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Rafael

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Hummels

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Evans

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Shaw

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Herrera

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Vidal

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Di Maria

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Mata

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Rooney

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RVP

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You'd want to be winning the Champions League with a team like that

beakerjoe

With Giggs, Evra, Ferdinand, Vidic all gone for little or nothing, and we have already spent just under 60 mil already, Id say those 3 signings are unrealistic. Maybe 1 of them.

Cant see Real letting Di Maria go.

Rayne Wooney

shadowcomplex wrote: »

Would this make us title contenders

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De Gea

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Rafael

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Hummels

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Evans

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Shaw

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Herrera

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Vidal

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Di Maria

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Mata

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Rooney

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RVP

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The midfield is too unbalanced, I'd have Carrick in ahead of Ander as a deeper lying player and let the other two do the leg work

Spazdarn

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

The midfield is too unbalanced, I'd have Carrick in ahead of Ander as a deeper lying player and let the other two do the leg work

Carrick doesn't offer anywhere near enough to warrant a place in this team. I wouldn't have him anywhere near that team to a point where I'd be trying to phase in Powell and our other youth players ahead of him. Herrera's been known to not shirk a tackle, he and Vidal is enough steel in midfield.

paulbok

MagicIRL wrote: »

So... Sky Sports is broken.

I read that page as Fellaini fighters....

Been a long week. I'm going home now.

shadowcomplex

I can see the logic in LVG wanting Di Maria now, last season he played as one of three central midfielders for Real, buts hes also a winger and has pace. It would allow him to play Mata, Rooney and RVP together in their favourite positions

The Moldy Gowl

At least Mata can play for us in the champions league now. Moyes was an idiot to not play him.

The Moldy Gowl

ToiletFusion wrote: »

It's the Manchester United thread where going off topic is culled by mods... this is exactly where you come to read ****e about Man Utd.

Ah stop.

We shouldnt be on boards at work anyway. We hardly go on in front of the managers and swap windows if they walk past.

beakerjoe

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

At least Mata can play for us in the champions league now. Moyes was an idiot to not play him.

Is that sarcasm?

He couldnt play him

TheDoc

An File wrote: »

Shouldn't be on Boards if you have work to do. :P

You mean people read boards out their own luxury?

You sir are a liar!

FutureGuy

beakerjoe wrote: »

Is that sarcasm?

He couldnt play him

He could of but he didn't. Glad his gone.

Spazdarn

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Ah stop.

We shouldnt be on boards at work anyway. We hardly go on in front of the managers and swap windows if they walk past.

Haha that's basically exactly what I'm doing... I've adblocked all the images on the page to make it look like it's not boards... but it's a futile attempt

TheDoc

shadowcomplex wrote: »

Would this make us title contenders

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De Gea

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Rafael

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Hummels

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Evans

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Shaw

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Herrera

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Vidal

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Di Maria

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Mata

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Rooney

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RVP

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My body is ready

beakerjoe

FutureGuy wrote: »

He could of but he didn't. Glad his gone.

He was cup tied no?

TheDoc

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Ah stop.

We shouldnt be on boards at work anyway. We hardly go on in front of the managers and swap windows if they walk past.

I use a VPN to connect to a laptop at home, that has a linux parition so I read boards through a programme called "links".

So it just looks like I'm working via a terminal, ala doing my job.

Although I opened boards properly early to Scarletts lovely jublies and got caught rapa

Spazdarn

beakerjoe wrote: »

He was cup tied no?

He was cup tied having played for Chelsea already?

The Moldy Gowl

FutureGuy wrote: »

He could of but he didn't. Glad his gone.

No wonder he got fired. Picking valencia and welbeck over Mata.

That for me is the worst thing about the moyes year, not playing Mata, our record signing, in the champions leauge.

Headshot

TheDoc wrote: »

I use a VPN to connect to a laptop at home, that has a linux parition so I read boards through links.

So it just looks like I'm working via a terminal, ala doing my job.

Although I opened boards properly early to Scarletts lovely jublies and got caught rapa

Your I.T department most likely can monitor you internet activity if they are using an analyzer

Your screwed Doc

beakerjoe

Headshot wrote: »

Your I.T department most likely can monitor you internet activity if they are using an analyzer

Your screwed Doc

+1 they can easily find out if they wanna.

Al Capwned

That's a good point re Mata. Glad to know he can play in the CL this year for us........

Maximus Alexander

beakerjoe wrote: »

+1 they can easily find out if they wanna.

It completely depends on where he works. Most SMEs wouldn't have the correct infrastructure or expertise on site to monitor web traffic easily, most businesses that do wouldn't be bothered unless they're looking for something specific for some reason.

It's mad paranoia to be thinking that someone is checking what you're doing on the web in most cases.

beakerjoe

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

It completely depends on where he works. Most SMEs wouldn't have the correct infrastructure or expertise on site to monitor web traffic easily, most businesses that do wouldn't be bothered unless they're looking for something specific for some reason.

It's mad paranoia to be thinking that someone is checking what you're doing on the web in most cases.

Ah he was saying his boss say something he shouldnt (Miss SJ)

If the boss had it in for him or just a prick, he could go digging after seeing that

TheDoc

Headshot wrote: »

Your I.T department most likely can monitor you internet activity if they are using an analyzer

Your screwed Doc

Bitch please, I am the IT department

Ah its grand, sure I need to remote connect to a number of servers and onsite boxes, so have about five connections open at any one time

Slacker #1

MagicIRL

4G on the phone is yer only man.

Whatsisname

Some South American reporter from CNN saying Di Maria has agreed a 150k a week deal with us, Tom McDermott retweeted it

Crimson King

Whatsisname wrote: »

Some South American reporter from CNN saying Di Maria has agreed a 150k a week deal with us, Tom McDermott retweeted it

Only report I can find on it. Doubt a player would want or be allowed to distract himself like that days before a WC final.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/11/angel-di-maria-agrees-150000-a-week-manchester-united-contract-4794294/

TheTownie

Whatsisname wrote: »

Some South American reporter from CNN saying Di Maria has agreed a 150k a week deal with us, Tom McDermott retweeted it

That guy was retweeting a Goal article which was a rumour round up.

MagicIRL

Doubt it's much of a distraction. Agent rings him up, tell him the details, and he goes off to play ball with a spring in his step.

Vic Vinegar

MagicIRL wrote: »

Doubt it's much of a distraction. Agent rings him up, tell him the details, and he goes off to play ball with a spring in his step.

Exactly, that's what agents are for.

Vic Vinegar

Ekangamene has been sold to a Belgian team.

Mitch Connor

TheTownie wrote: »

That guy was retweeting a Goal article which was a rumour round up.

which referenced an article in the metro which referenced reports in MARCA which DID NOT EXIST. they have amended the article to reports in Spain, rather than MARCA, but the reports still don't actually exist.

You all know I'm a defender of certain journalists, but the metro really do seem to just make stuff up.

MagicIRL

Mitch Connor wrote: »

which referenced an article in the metro which referenced reports in MARCA which DID NOT EXIST. they have amended the article to reports in Spain, rather than MARCA, but the reports still don't actually exist.

You all know I'm a defender of certain journalists, but the metro really do seem to just make stuff up.

Agent Mitch Connor, Football Transfer Bureau of Investigations, or FtBI.

TheTownie

He gone !