Homebrew fertility test

RustDaz

I bought a second hand microscope a few years ago and messed about with it for a few weeks when i got it. Looked at all the usual stuff like plant cells and the likes and packed it away.

It only occurred to me a few days ago to check the lads. To see if they were alive like.

I did a small bit of reading and my scope was in the range, it has 200,400,600,800 mag factors.

I did the business into a glass jar anyway and let it settle for 20 mins as it needs to mix apparently.

Managed to get a drop onto the glass and sandwiched the boys.

When I looked in it was awesome, just unreal. The 600x seems the be the best to see them with as my 800x was a bit shaky.

They were like static on tv, just racing around the place like nobody's business.

Anyway I'd encourage any man to homebrew the ballbags and check out the circus for themselves.

jellyboy

The upside of your post is that you got to mastrubate..




Meanwhile on planet earth, All i could think of was Eggs for breakfast

Maphisto

RustDaz wrote: »

I bought a second hand microscope a few years ago and messed about with it for a few weeks when i got it. Looked at all the usual stuff like plant cells and the likes and packed it away.

It only occurred to me a few days ago to check the lads. To see if they were alive like.

I did a small bit of reading and my scope was in the range, it has 200,400,600,800 mag factors.

I did the business into a glass jar anyway and let it settle for 20 mins as it needs to mix apparently.

Managed to get a drop onto the glass and sandwiched the boys.

When I looked in it was awesome, just unreal. The 600x seems the be the best to see them with as my 800x was a bit shaky.

They were like static on tv, just racing around the place like nobody's business.

Anyway I'd encourage any man to homebrew the ballbags and check out the circus for themselves.

I generally don,t need an excuse to crank one out plus its a good way of getting rid of visitors who have over stayed their welcome

maguic24

Mind Blown! :eek: I'm off to get me a microscope.

Fr_Dougal

Why is wanker such a derogatory term, yet everybody ****?

Maphisto

TheZohan wrote: »

Why is wanker such a derogatory term, yet everybody ****?

Yeah but time and a place, as with a lot of things context is all

maguic24

TheZohan wrote: »

Why is wanker such a derogatory term, yet everybody ****?

No we don't!! :mad: **** makes the baby jesus cry, did you learn nothing in school? It's a sin!!

cruais

Ever hear the term, "too much **** makes you go blind?"

Op, you're not **** enough!

kneemos

Nobody can see the flaws in their offspring.

Awkward Badger

TheZohan wrote: »

Why is wanker such a derogatory term, yet everybody ****?

Something to do with self indulgence or something I suppose. Its a bit like arsehole. Everyone has an arsehole, there's nothing wrong with arseholes, but you dont want people saying you're nothing but an arsehole.

Pumpkinseeds

:eek::eek::eek: Wow, I'd heard about that level of boredom but I thought it was only a myth to frighten little children:D

MacBizzle

Pugsly wrote: »

Something to do with self indulgence or something I suppose. Its a bit like arsehole. Everyone has an arsehole, there's nothing wrong with arseholes, but you dont want people saying you're nothing but an arsehole.

But arseholes are disgusting! Like, it's not even the general area of the arse, it's the hole! Where the sh*t comes from! :eek:

c_man

I dunno, I might feel a bit bad looking down a microscope at them. All their genetic instincts to reach the egg, so many millions of years of evolution... Only to end up thrown into a sock because you caught the last minute of that Rihanna Shakira music video. Poor bastards.