Whats your Talent/Unique Skill- Stupid or Not stupid

Specialun

I dont know If I have any real interesting one's

I can eat 5 big mac's at one sitting ( Yeah prob not best idea)

Besides that Ive nothing

Sad face

Sa face

I can tie a cherry stem into a knot while its in my mouth...

uch

I can fit 5 old 2p coins into each nostril

Legs.Eleven

I do a brilliant impression of Ruprecht from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

The One Doctor

I can fly planes. I don't have a licence, but if you put me into a cockpit I can get it into the air and back down again in one piece. And yes, I've done it in real life.

Maximus Alexander

Specialun wrote: »

I dont know If I have any real interesting one's

I can eat 5 big mac's at one sitting ( Yeah prob not best idea)

Besides that Ive nothing

Ah here, with a name like Specialun you'll have to do a lot better than that.

preston johnny

I can turn alcohol into piss.

jimgoose

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

I do a brilliant impression of Ruprecht from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

Good, I approve of that. My "Michael Noonan" is pretty impressive also.

magentis

Ive got a tongue thats 10 inches long,and ive learned to breath through my ears.

shane9689

i can play piano and violin, slowly (pretty damn slowly, but getting there) learning to become a pro.

jimgoose

And in other news, if you put me in a (large) room with Infinity-1 other semi-evolved simians with typewriters, I would probably eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. In your face, Universe - in your furkan face. You suck. I rule, you suck. You SUUUUUCK!!

Maximus Alexander

jimgoose wrote: »

And in other news, if you put me in a (large) room with Infinity-1 other semi-evolved simians with typewriters, I would probably eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. In your face, Universe - in your furkan face. You suck. I rule, you suck. You SUUUUUCK!!

Interestingly, if you put Shakespeare in a room on his own for just a few years, he will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare.

jimgoose

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Interestingly, if you put Shakespeare in a room on his own for just a few years, he will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare.

No he wouldn't. He's brown bread, innit??

Maximus Alexander

jimgoose wrote: »

No he wouldn't. He's brown bread, innit??

Crap, you got me. I guess you're better than Shakespeare then.

maguic24

I can run in heels. It's a talent god damn it. :pac:

Edit: Not very far. :P Heels hurt like a mutha****a.

Riesen_Meal

I'm a badass motherfcuking DJ.....

Or so I keep telling people.... :P

ScumLord

Specialun wrote: »

I can eat 5 big mac's at one sitting ( Yeah prob not best idea)

So how does that work? Do they get sucked up into you when you sit on them and reverse digested? Or do you have to sit on your face?

magentis

magentis wrote: »

Ive got a tongue thats 10 inches long,and ive learned to breath through my ears.

is that you , Gene Simmons?

Maximus Alexander

maguic24 wrote: »

I can run in heels. It's a talent god damn it. :pac:

Edit: Not very far. :P Heels hurt like a mutha****a.

There's nothing worse than running for a bus or a train and then, half way there, turning to notice the woman you're with hobbling along in heels. So two thumbs up for that!

Arthur Beesley

jimgoose wrote: »

And in other news, if you put me in a (large) room with Infinity-1 other semi-evolved simians with typewriters, I would probably eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. In your face, Universe - in your furkan face. You suck. I rule, you suck. You SUUUUUCK!!

Shakespeare sucks, so, by definition, you suck.

RayM

I can do reasonably good impressions of various famous people - Terry Wogan, Eamon Dunphy, Michael Noonan, Jackie Healy-Rae, Gerry Adams, Ian Paisley, Brian Lenihan, Christy Moore, Gay Byrne, Pat Kenny, Joe Duffy, Janet Street-Porter. I practice them when I'm driving on motorways. Sometimes they have meaningful conversations with each other.

WilyCoyote

Non Sequuntur.

Arthur Beesley

RayM wrote: »

I can do reasonably good impressions of various famous people - Terry Wogan, Eamon Dunphy, Michael Noonan, Jackie Healy-Rae, Gerry Adams, Ian Paisley, Brian Lenihan, Christy Moore, Gay Byrne, Pat Kenny, Joe Duffy, Janet Street-Porter. I practice them when I'm driving on motorways.

Can you do Sonny Knowles?

RayM

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Can you do Sonny Knowles?

I'll tell you what... you hum it, I'll smash your face in.

Arthur Beesley

RayM wrote: »

I'll tell you what... you hum it, I'll smash your face in.

So that's a no then. :rolleyes::D

Kaycee2

I make the best fried egg in the world EVER

Not greasy, perfectly soft yolk everytime and with no snotty undercooked white bits around it

The One Doctor

The One Doctor wrote: »

I can fly planes. I don't have a licence, but if you put me into a cockpit I can get it into the air and back down again in one piece. And yes, I've done it in real life.

Where on earth were you allowed take a plane up and put her down again without a licence?

Celly Smunt

I can spin a basketball on my finger.

Pat Mustard

Champion supermarket trolley racer with the ability to fall backwards onto the ground and not spill my pint.

NordieSteve

Kaycee2 wrote: »

I make the best fried egg in the world EVER

Not greasy, perfectly soft yolk everytime and with no snotty undercooked white bits around it

This...This is Art.

corner of hells

maguic24 wrote: »

I can run in heels. It's a talent god damn it. :pac:

Edit: Not very far. :P Heels hurt like a mutha****a.

Pfft I can run a bath.

corner of hells

The Mustard wrote: »

Champion supermarket trolley racer with the ability to fall backwards onto the ground and not spill my pint.

There may be a time we meet , and Sir I would like to see the falling backwards and not spilling the pint moment.

Pat Mustard

corner of hells wrote: »

There may be a time we meet , and Sir I would like to see the falling backwards and not spilling the pint moment.

It's not something that I practise intentionally!

maguic24

corner of hells wrote: »

Pfft I can run a bath.

There was me being super proud of myself and you have to go and spoil it all with your bath running. :mad:

I could bath run if I really tried and I bet I would be better than you! :mad: :pac:

oldyouth

I an flip and catch a stack of 30+ beer mats

john987098

I can put twenty coins on my elbow and catch them with my hand. Also if I pretend to use a salt shaker and stick out my tongue I can taste salt. Try it.

McChubbin

I can make perfect boiled eggs...

Wacker The Attacker

magentis wrote: »

Ive got a tongue thats 10 inches long,and ive learned to breath through my ears.

You must give world class head

MacBizzle

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Shakespeare sucks

Get out.

Renegade Mechanic

Ladies and Gentlemen...

Archeron

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Ladies and gentlemen

well that came out at full volume, bet my neighbours are wondering WTF.

The Pheasant2

I never get sick

I have excellent tolerance to the cold

McChubbin

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Ladies and Gentlemen...

Reminds me of this:

Renegade Mechanic

Archeron wrote: »

well that came out at full volume, bet my neighbours are wondering WTF.

Ah ha ha,ha,ha:D

Diabhal Beag

I can do an excellent cover of Wonderwall with my acoustic

Knex*

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

I can do an excellent cover of Wonderwall with my acoustic

No such thing.

--LOS--

I'm a cat whisperer, I know what they want, what they're thinking, how to bend them to my will

Tail Docker

--LOS-- wrote: »

I'm a cat whisperer, I know what they want, what they're thinking, how to bend them to my will

I can do the same with Zebras. This has proved less useful than you'd imagine.

--LOS--

--LOS-- wrote: »

I'm a cat whisperer, I know what they want, what they're thinking, how to bend them to my will

They've just hypnotised you into thinking this, and are in fact bending you to their will.

Your cats are human whisperers.

kowloon

I can make perfect scrambled eggs

Tail Docker

Candie wrote: »

They've just hypnotised you into thinking this, and are in fact bending you to their will.

Your cats are human whisperers.

This confirms my worst suspicions on the zebra front..I thought it was a bit too easy. Stripey feckers.