Whats your Talent/Unique Skill- Stupid or Not stupid

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Candie wrote: »

They've just hypnotised you into thinking this, and are in fact bending you to their will.

Your cats are human whisperers.

How dare you take my special skill away from me :eek:

Tail Docker wrote: »

This confirms my worst suspicions on the zebra front..I thought it was a bit too easy. Stripey feckers.

Be careful, these guys nearly got themselves killed.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm4Xj_5bslg

NordieSteve

I make a mean thai curry soup.

I have a PPL.

I can also play a very bad version of 'Stranger on The Shore' on the clarinet, although I am getting better.

jonnyfingers

I can play songs on my cheeks by flicking them with my fingers and opening and closing my mouth to pitch the note. The range is nearly 2.5 octaves so most songs are doable.

I'm also a pretty decent hobbyist magician so can do some very cool tricks with cards, coins, mind reading etc.

Zen65

maguic24 wrote: »

I can run in heels. It's a talent god damn it. :pac:

Not only is it a talent, I've seen actual competitions organised about this challenge. I think it was a 100m dash.

Tail Docker

I have an uncanny knack for turning cash into shyte. Lots of shyte. And what's a PPL?

Zen65

I can kick a 6' tall man in the head while holding a full pint glass in each hand and not spill a drop.

I can do press-ups on one finger.

I can divide by zero.

I can sometimes exaggerate though

Mickey H

Candie wrote: »

Where on earth were you allowed take a plane up and put her down again without a licence?

Out in the back field. A remote controlled one.

CrookedJack

I can ride a bike with no handlebars...

bnagrrl

I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

osarusan

I can write upside down almost as well as I can write normally.

everlast75

The Pheasant2 wrote: »

I never get sick

I have excellent tolerance to the cold

You picked the right avatar then so!

Aglomerado

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Ladies and Gentlemen...

I have tears coming out my eyes after listening to those!

I too like to do comedy belches.

Also, I can make fart noises with the palm of my hand and my eye socket.

bnt

I can pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time, all the while walking backwards, whistling "Dixie". Someone said it as a joke, I tried it, and ... whoa.

BeerWolf

I'm a talentless hack... it's sad but true

MRnotlob606

can make women not fall in love with me

mickdw

Candie wrote: »

Where on earth were you allowed take a plane up and put her down again without aprivate pulls licence licence?

I believe if you are training to be a pilot, you do solo flights long before you actually qualify for a private pilots licence. He didn't even say he was solo so loads of opportunity to to take controls while supervised without a ppl

Cupcake_Crisis

I can fit my entire fist in my mouth.

Drakares

I make a great cuppa tea. And I have amazing people-knowledge.. For example, the lad writing this is an awful arsehole :pac:

mickdw

mickdw wrote: »

I believe if you are training to be a pilot, you do solo flights long before you actually qualify for a private pilots licence. He didn't even say he was solo so loads of opportunity to to take controls while supervised without a ppl

So his special talent would probably have been better expressed as:

"I take flying lessons".

Doesn't quite live up to the mental image of professional hijacker his post conjured up. How disappointing.

toastedpickles

I can believe it's not butter

I can also sound like anything i want, I must've been a lyrebird in a pervious life or something

blastman

I can juggle three balls. That sentence causes Finbarr Saunders overload.

I can also do an impression of Donald Duck washing his face.

Neyite

I can pick up stuff with my toes, like a jumper or socks or a blanket off the ground and hand it to myself that way.

I can also pinch people really well with my toes too.

Renegade Mechanic

Aglomerado wrote: »

I have tears coming out my eyes after listening to those!

I too like to do comedy belches.

Also, I can make fart noises with the palm of my hand and my eye socket.

Thats..... quite odd!:eek:

Anyway, yis'll love these two:D

Wacker The Attacker

CrookedJack wrote: »

I can ride a bike with no handlebars...

who needs handlebars when ridin,?

Pwindedd

Over the weekend I committed every World Cup and Euro final score since the start, to memory. And the host country. I don't know why - Just to see if I could.

corner of hells

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I can fit my entire fist in my mouth.

Ooh ooh , I've a friend who can make a champagne saucer glass stick to one her boobies by suction power.

Tail Docker

corner of hells wrote: »

Ooh ooh , I've a friend who can make a champagne saucer glass stick to one her boobies by suction power.

Now that I'd like to see. Unless they're flappy. Then, not so much.

Renegade Mechanic

I dont care if her nips reside below her knees!!! That kind of violation of physics you just dont pass up on an opportunity to see!!

Jonny Blaze

bnagrrl wrote: »

I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

No you can't Mr. Simpson, no one can!

My skill: I can play the star wars theme music on the harmonica.

The One Doctor

Candie wrote: »

Where on earth were you allowed take a plane up and put her down again without a licence?

A friend let me do it. He was in the other seat of course.