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A great mystery

  • 17-06-2014 11:31am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 104 ✭✭


    So with the recent surge in heat we have many beautiful ladies walking around showing off a bit of skin , great stuff :)

    Question is , where the fcuk do they disappear to when the weather is raining and crappy :confused: ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    They're solar powered.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    My bed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,104 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Home

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    You're watching too many crappy Irish comedy, Pat Short etc. and taking it for real life. Lay off the heini + bud.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    I think everyone and everybody looks good in the sun. Even my overgrown bush looks good


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Its only a mirage ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Dundrum town center


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    Stop drinking Bulmers...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Apocalypse wrote: »
    So with the recent surge in heat we have many beautiful ladies walking around showing off a bit of skin , great stuff :)

    Question is , where the fcuk do they disappear to when the weather is raining and crappy :confused: ?

    Jezz, that routine is so old - is this another 80s revival?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    old hippy wrote: »
    Jezz, that routine is so old - is this another 80s revival?

    OP you need that time travelling hot - tub to go back to the 1980's. I forget the name of the movie.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    It's a mystery alright.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,084 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    gugleguy wrote: »
    OP you need that time travelling hot - tub to go back to the 1980's. I forget the name of the movie.

    It's called hot tub time machine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    gugleguy wrote: »
    OP you need that time travelling hot - tub to go back to the 1980's. I forget the name of the movie.
    Bath to the Future


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    I think everyone and everybody looks good in the sun. Even my overgrown bush looks good


    jeez i know it's been awhile but i would of thought someone would have gotten the hint and bought you an epilator by now :( :P


    speaking of epilators, they go into hibernation in the winter, and nobody wants to see the result of that, so we hide out, in our furry hairy bodies until the sun comes up, and the weather is good,then we wake up our epilators and out we pop, fuzzless boobs and all!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    hoodwinked wrote: »
    jeez i know it's been awhile but i would of thought someone would have gotten the hint and bought you an epilator by now :( :P


    speaking of epilators, they go into hibernation in the winter, and nobody wants to see the result of that, so we hide out, in our furry hairy bodies until the sun comes up, and the weather is good,then we wake up our epilators and out we pop, fuzzless boobs and all!


    Lighter fuel is cheaper. Just pour a bit on, then dowse the flames after its seared off the undergrowth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    Nodin wrote: »
    Lighter fuel is cheaper. Just pour a bit on, then dowse the flames after its seared off the undergrowth.

    :( she doesn't want a burning sensation in her bush. burning is never good


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    I think everyone and everybody looks good in the sun. Even my overgrown bush looks good

    A razor blade and some immac will sort that out. ;)

    Apt user name btw.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    A razor blade and some immac will sort that out. ;)

    Apt user name btw.

    again Noooooo you don't want to shave it, stubble yuck!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    hoodwinked wrote: »
    jeez i know it's been awhile but i would of thought someone would have gotten the hint and bought you an epilator by now :( :P


    speaking of epilators, they go into hibernation in the winter, and nobody wants to see the result of that, so we hide out, in our furry hairy bodies until the sun comes up, and the weather is good,then we wake up our epilators and out we pop, fuzzless boobs and all!

    Can you buy a cool brand of epilator like you can buy a cool brand of sunglasses. There is one other thread in AH discussing brands but I won't mention it here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    gugleguy wrote: »
    Can you buy a cool brand of epilator like you can buy a cool brand of sunglasses. There is one other thread in AH discussing brands but I won't mention it here.

    no! the op said:

    Apocalypse wrote: »
    So with the recent surge in heat we have many beautiful ladies walking around showing off a bit of skin , great stuff :)

    Question is , where the fcuk do they disappear to when the weather is raining and crappy :confused: ?

    so we were explaining where women went when it was raining behind their fuzz, fur and hair!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    This must be a question asked universally by Irish lads. I reckon there's a huge Spa that they all retreat to to get all toned and fluffy, then emerge when the weathers good, dropped off strategically by Coach, driven by a flame haired Amazon called Petulia. They then wander around tantalizingly looking all "booty that". Or somthing.


  • Registered Users Posts: 464 ✭✭The Th!ng


    Ask the dog warden.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    @Taildocker: +1000
    your post makes my day. Yup....the makings of the ultimate fully fledged Irish fella. Maybe rte telelevision could produce a documentary although it might be too much for them. Afterall Father Ted was first screened on channel 4.


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