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My five wives

  • 19-06-2014 12:42pm
    #1
    allibastor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭


    Has anyone watched this. I have been watching for a few episodes now and I cant get my head around it. How does it all work, The poor guy must be knackered from all the sex.


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  • #2
    nullzero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,450 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    allibastor wrote: »
    Has anyone watched this. I have been watching for a few episodes now and I cant get my head around it. How does it all work, The poor guy must be knackered from all the sex.

    All the no-sex. Five women moaning at you but not in the way you'd hoped.

    Glazers Out!



  • #3
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Wonder if he'd like a sixth?


  • #4
    allibastor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭allibastor


    Five wives, it would be like surround sound nagging


  • #5
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    I'm guessing he's a follower of the Prophet Mohammad?


  • #6
    waraf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭waraf


    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    I'm guessing he's a follower of the Prophet Mohammad?

    or L. Ron Hubbard


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  • #7
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    allibastor wrote: »
    Has anyone watched this. I have been watching for a few episodes now and I cant get my head around it. How does it all work, The poor guy must be knackered from all the sex.

    What sex? He's married.


  • #8
    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    All the sex?

    OP clearly is not married


  • #9
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I never knew that married people don't have sex.

    Every day is a school day.


  • #10
    Pataman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Pataman


    He is a follower of madness!


  • #11
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I never knew that married people don't have sex.

    Apparently so and going by what some of my mates have told me, it ends once the first sprog arrives.


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  • #12
    allibastor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭allibastor


    Specialun wrote: »
    All the sex?

    OP clearly is not married

    Op is married and still has sex, Maybe OP just has a happy wife.


  • #13
    allibastor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭allibastor


    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    I'm guessing he's a follower of the Prophet Mohammad?

    Mormon I think.


  • #14
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    allibastor wrote: »
    Op is married and still has sex, Maybe OP just has a happy wife.

    Theres no such thing as a happy wife :P


  • #15
    allibastor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭allibastor


    jonny24ie wrote: »
    Theres no such thing as a happy wife :P


    Maybe you are doing it wrong then, It help that I absolutely hate soccer.


  • #16
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    allibastor wrote: »
    Maybe you are doing it wrong then, It help that I absolutely hate soccer.

    Ah im not married :) haha


  • #17
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Five wives! Bloody glutton for punishment!:eek:


  • #18
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I never knew that married people don't have sex.

    Every day is a school day.

    Yeah, and the milkman must be very busy, what with all the children born to married couples.


  • #19
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    It's a wonder men get married at all, the negatives seem well-publicised.


  • #20
    simplybam
    Registered Users Posts: 214 ✭✭simplybam


    allibastor wrote: »
    Five wives, it would be like surround sound nagging

    If he gets himself a mistress on the side he can even have 5-1 Dolby


  • #21
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,354 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    allibastor wrote: »
    Five wives, it would be like surround sound nagging
    Add a woofer? Number six? He could park her behind the couch. Impossible to tell where the sound is coming from with a sub.


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  • #22
    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    allibastor wrote: »
    Op is married and still has sex, Maybe OP just has a happy wife.

    Now we defo know his taking he pi55


  • #23
    allibastor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭allibastor


    Specialun wrote: »
    Now we defo know his taking he pi55

    Don't do the job if you are not equipped with the tools of the trade


  • #24
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I never knew that married people don't have sex.

    Every day is a school day.

    I had sex when I was married. Love sex. :)


  • #25
    Joe Duffy..
    Registered Users Posts: 280 ✭✭Joe Duffy..


    Married for years, and still roide for Ireland.


  • #26
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Joe Duffy.. wrote: »
    Married for years, and still roide for Ireland.

    Did your wife ever find out? :P


  • #27
    FullblownRose
    Registered Users Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭FullblownRose


    jonny24ie wrote: »
    Theres no such thing as a happy wife :P

    <
    Yes, there is :)

    And behind every happy wife there's an excellent husband..metaphorically, not literally..erm..well maybe sometimes


  • #28
    caustic 1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    Married and having the sex still.:D


  • #29
    caustic 1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    Oh and on the topic of programme five wives watched it once the wives didn't look overly happy to me whilst he looked like a smug ewww person.


  • #30
    allibastor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭allibastor


    caustic 1 wrote: »
    Oh and on the topic of programme five wives watched it once the wives didn't look overly happy to me whilst he looked like a smug ewww person.

    Finally. Yeah I got that also, there was one part where he was saying how a polygamist marriage can only work if everyone is equal, 3 of the 5 wives had their eyes firmly fixed on the ground as he spoke, and he did look aweful smug


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  • #31
    stmol32
    Registered Users Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    I hear chopping Marge but I don't hear digging.


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