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The Lair hides Behind her Smile

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  • #3332
    Black Swan
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    Joya wrote: »

    :jumps lightly and graciously on the table top and dance a happy dance: :d)))
    Cranks up music! Jumps up on table top to join Joya. Let's show the lads how lasses can kick when they dance! :D
    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    Dex reports Swan to Federal authorities who don't take kindly to non-Americans dissing their currency. Swan gets 20 years to life without JAVA!:P
    Feds reach for taibhse Black Swan and she goes POOF before their eyes, completely disappearing into cyberspace leaving no electronic footprint. :cool:


  • #3333
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Black Swan wrote: »
    Cranks up music! Jumps up on table top to join Joya. Let's show the lads how lasses can kick when they dance! :D

    Feds reach for taibhse Black Swan and she goes POOF before their eyes, completely disappearing into cyberspace leaving no electronic footprint. :cool:

    Dex takes pictures of Swan dancing with Joya along with fingerprint profile from Java mug and emails peoplewhohavepoofed@fbeye.comical:P


  • #3334
    cyberwolf77
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    Being a werewolf my sense of smell is highly acute. Next person to weaponize skunks or anything like them will be receiving a cement overcoat.


  • #3335
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    Being a werewolf my sense of smell is highly acute. Next person to weaponize skunks or anything like them will be receiving a cement overcoat.

    Yeah! Free overcoats for all!

    *sends 409 Skunks to perfume factory*


  • #3336
    Black Swan
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    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    *takes Darth Vader mask off swans face *

    Who are you trying to fool swannie :-D?

    Oooooooooooo... a photo op! Swan poses showing long slender nape as excited paparazzi shoot photos! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! :cool:


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  • #3337
    Sephiroth_dude
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    Black Swan wrote: »
    Oooooooooooo... a photo op! Swan poses showing long slender nape as excited paparazzi shoot photos! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! :cool:

    Strike a pose

    :-D


  • #3338
    Black Swan
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    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    Being a werewolf my sense of smell is highly acute. Next person to weaponize skunks or anything like them will be receiving a cement overcoat.
    Hi wolf! Have you ever thought about selling cement overcoats overseas? Might be a fashionable outfit against rocket attacks. :D


  • #3339
    Black Swan
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    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    Dex takes pictures of Swan dancing with Joya along with fingerprint profile from Java mug and emails peoplewhohavepoofed@fbeye.comical:P

    Friendly to Swan Fedespresso intercepts mug, washes, and fills it with java for Swan. Want to share Joya? It's hot, dark, and rich. :D


  • #3340
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    That last bit sounds like a chat up line :D I wonder does it work :P


  • #3341
    Black Swan
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    toastedpickles wrote: »
    That last bit sounds like a chat up line :D I wonder does it work :P
    Too cliché. In the javahouse scene across the pond friends share all the time.


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  • #3342
    Gremlinertia
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    toastedpickles wrote: »
    That last bit sounds like a chat up line :D I wonder does it work :P

    That's a bit haha and a lot eww...


  • #3343
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Ah well then, feck that, this worked for me once, no idea how but it did! Went up to a girl and said touch my jumper, wana know what material it is? Boyfriend material :cool:


  • #3344
    Sephiroth_dude
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    toastedpickles wrote: »
    Ah well then, feck that, this worked for me once, no idea how but it did! Went up to a girl and said touch my jumper, wana know what material it is? Boyfriend material :cool:

    Lol :-D


  • #3345
    Gremlinertia
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    No way! I must (edit and) use that line!.















    Kind of need to own a jumper too...


  • #3346
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Cannot believe it worked like, I'm not the type to put myself forward like that but there you go!


  • #3347
    Sephiroth_dude
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    toastedpickles wrote: »
    Cannot believe it worked like, I'm not the type to put myself forward like that but there you go!

    Nor am i .........must try that sometime :-D


  • #3348
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    If it worked for me hopefully it will for you to! :D


  • #3349
    Black Swan
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    toastedpickles wrote: »
    Ah well then, feck that, this worked for me once, no idea how but it did! Went up to a girl and said touch my jumper, wana know what material it is? Boyfriend material :cool:
    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Nor am i .........must try that sometime :-D

    Might work in a pub or club if she is solo and totally buzzed, but it would FAIL in the cool javahouse scene. :pac:


  • #3350
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    You mean in your house? :P


  • #3351
    Gremlinertia
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    There's a javahouse scene?!? :-o. :-P


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  • #3352
    Black Swan
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    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    There's a javahouse scene?!? :-o. :-P
    Not in Éire yet, but hopefully when I get back home someday.
    toastedpickles wrote: »
    You mean in your house? :P
    Plural. Swan javahouse crawls around to several. They are all different. Avoids Starbucks with their sterile corporate atmosphere.


  • #3353
    Sephiroth_dude
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    Black Swan wrote: »
    Might work in a pub or club if she is solo and totally buzzed, but it would FAIL in the cool javahouse scene. :pac:

    *runs into the java house and tries said line on all the girls and walks out with two gals*

    You were saying swannie :-p :cool:?


  • #3354
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Apparently! I don't even know what it is, in my head it's a bunch of java developers in a coffee shop for some reason


  • #3355
    Joya
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    Black Swan wrote: »
    Friendly to Swan Fedespresso intercepts mug, washes, and fills it with java for Swan. Want to share Joya? It's hot, dark, and rich. :D
    gladly, thank you Swan.

    Joya sits on the chair crosses her (long /o) legs and takes a cup... mmmm, smells good :d))


  • #3356
    Sephiroth_dude
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    toastedpickles wrote: »
    Apparently! I don't even know what it is, in my head it's a bunch of java developers in a coffee shop for some reason

    Thats exactly what it is


  • #3357
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Thats exactly what it is

    Damn I'm good :D

    Hey joya guess what this jumper is made out of? :P


  • #3358
    Joya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,365 ✭✭✭Joya


    ummm, toasted pickles?

    :unsure: :d))


  • #3359
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Ah crap, I'm wearing the wrong jumper :o


  • #3360
    Joya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,365 ✭✭✭Joya


    okay okay i was joking :d)) but i'd like you to tell me ::p


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  • #3361
    Black Swan
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    Joya wrote: »
    Joya sits on the chair crosses her (long /o) legs and takes a cup... mmmm, smells good :d))
    That'll get the lads attention. :P


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