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The Lair hides Behind her Smile

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    #542
    Black Swan
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    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    :eek:

    *Jumps behind the sofa*
    Because Seph is so HOT and liked by the lasses, heat seeking cruise missiles follow him to behind sofa, explode, and cover him in sticky honey. Swannie remote control opens gate to female honey bears, and they attack, licking and tickling Seph crazy from head to toe with their huge tongues! :eek:


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    #543
    Lithium93_
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    I'm surprised Ms. Paws hasn't popped up with all the innuendo being tossed around


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    #544
    Black Swan
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    Lithium93_ wrote: »
    I'm surprised Ms. Paws hasn't popped up with all the innuendo being tossed around
    Let Paws rest. I need her to fix my wings after dodging missiles and going supersonic speed.


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    #545
    Solitaire
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    Last day in China! Soon I shall be back to posting at slightly more socially acceptable hours :p


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    #546
    Ted_YNWA
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    Morning y'all. Happy Thor Day.

    It seems fitting to have Hammer Day after Hump Day.

    Use & play with your hammer to your hearts content today.

    @Sol - where's next on the horizon to travel to?


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    #547
    x Purple Pawprints x
    Registered Users Posts: 40,401 ✭✭✭✭x Purple Pawprints x


    Hey guys,

    Apologies for being MIA for a little while. Been busy with work. And then my internet allowance ran out. At that point I discovered that I've been charged almost €63 for the last four months, my bill is supposed to be €21.99 per month. I have no idea there's an 'Additional charge' that's marked 'internet'...

    Went to see The Fault In Our Stars last night. Very good but so sad...

    /novel

    PS: Bravo on all the innuendo, had a bit of a chuckle. :D


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    #548
    Ted_YNWA
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    Aim to please Paws :D

    Is your brother still sharing your internet? I'd get him to pay some of the extra as well/


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    #549
    Black Swan
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    x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »
    PS: Bravo on all the innuendo, had a bit of a chuckle. :D
    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Aim to please Paws :D

    The cast returns to the stage, holds hands, and bows. :D


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    #550
    Ted_YNWA
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    Black Swan wrote: »
    The cast returns to the stage, holds hands, and bows. :D

    **Picks up roses that were tossed onto the stage & hands them to Swan**


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    #551
    Black Swan
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    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    **Picks up roses that were tossed onto the stage & hands them to Swan**
    Accepts roses, picks the best one, and hands the single rose back to Ted with that LOOK. ;)


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    #552
    Ted_YNWA
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    tumblr_m3bsbnsTN11r9f8r8.gif


    hehe


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    #553
    Black Swan
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    In dismay Swannine looks at poor lad with chronic neck twitch, wondering if he should see his physical therapist. :pac:


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    #554
    Ted_YNWA
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    tumblr_n5nh1uwDjA1sao2keo4_500.gif


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    #555
    Black Swan
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    Swannie takes copious notes observing chronic repetitive behaviours by two Lair visitors. Consults Powdermaker on ethnographic emic perspective data collection, followed by Creswell on qualitative data analysis and reporting. Quickly writes manuscript for peer-review and submits for e-publication in a highly ranked journal: "The exotic repetitive and chronic behaviour of human appearing creatures in the Lair."

    **Pops bubbly, fills glass, and raises it in cheer and anticipation of next pub**


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    #556
    Ted_YNWA
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    I like you hypothesis, where can I subscribe to your newsletter.


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    #557
    Black Swan
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    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    I like you hypothesis, where can I subscribe to your newsletter.
    Newsletter?! Newsletter?! That was a highly ranked peer-reviewed journal I submitted to! A whole flock of prestigious, knowledgeable, and wise swans will have to review it before it's allowed publication.

    **Swan pouts! Turns about and waddles off, not looking back at Ted**


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    #558
    Ted_YNWA
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    ***Offers Swan a large steaming mug of java***

    Sorry for underrating your publication.

    Never realised that the Swan Association had one.


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    #559
    Black Swan
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    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    ***Offers Swan a large steaming mug of java***
    **Closes nose, holds breath, and keeps eyes away from Ted's lure of magic bean java-fix. Continues walking away... with inner struggle!**


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    #560
    Ted_YNWA
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    **Plays waiting game, Swan can never resist the temptation of Java & a Freshly made muffin **


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    #561
    Black Swan
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    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    **Plays waiting game, Swan can never resist the temptation of Java & a Freshly made muffin **
    Inspectors with the International Court of Justice in The Hague orders a halt to Ted's endangered species black swan capture programme (specifically protected Kingdom Animalia, Phylum Chordata, Class Aves, Order Anseriformes, Family Anatidae, Subfamily Anserini, Genus Species Cygnus (swan) atratus (covered in black, as for mourning).

    **Swannie poses for press photos and adoring fans**


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    #562
    Delirium
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    :pac:

    morning Nocts :D

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #563
    Black Swan
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    SW wrote: »
    :pac:

    morning Nocts :D

    Oh my esteemed cartoonist has arrived! :D

    **Swannie looks in mirror, does a bit of touch up, winks at SW, then poses, showing a little shoulder and leg**


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    #564
    Delirium
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    Black Swan wrote: »
    Oh my esteemed cartoonist has arrived! :D

    **Swannie looks in mirror, does a bit of touch up, winks at SW, then poses, showing a little shoulder and leg**

    I do love art at times like these! :pac:

    and new addition to art thread :)

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #565
    Ted_YNWA
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    Black Swan wrote: »
    Inspectors with the International Court of Justice in The Hague orders a halt to Ted's endangered species black swan capture programme (specifically protected Kingdom Animalia, Phylum Chordata, Class Aves, Order Anseriformes, Family Anatidae, Subfamily Anserini, Genus Species Cygnus (swan) atratus (covered in black, as for mourning).

    **Swannie poses for press photos for adoring fans**

    what now?

    When am I alleged to endanger Swans?

    Do you not see my Swan Protection & Appreciation Society badge.

    (we may raise it at next meeting to change the name, not the best abbreviation)


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    #566
    Black Swan
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    SW wrote: »
    I do love art at times like these!
    Cool drawing! You are really getting good! :cool:
    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    what now?
    It's past Pacific bewitching hour and your silly Swannie needs some shut eye. You were fun! Until next time. YAWNS. Nite nite Ted, SW, and all. :D


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    #567
    Delirium
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    Black Swan wrote: »
    Cool drawing! You are really getting good! :cool:
    Thanks. Not where I want it to be, but it's getting there :)
    It's past Pacific bewitching hour and your silly Swannie needs some shut eye. You were fun! Until next time. YAWNS. Nite nite Ted, SW, and all. :D
    Sleep well, Swannie :D

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #568
    Solitaire
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    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    @Sol - where's next on the horizon to travel to?

    Ireland :pac: My house, to be exact :p


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    #569
    Ted_YNWA
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    Solitaire wrote: »
    Ireland :pac: My house, to be exact :p

    Welcome home party in Sol's house people!!!"""



    :D


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    #570
    Solitaire
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    Aye do :D:p

    So long as someone else is buying anyway... Whatever happened to my bank account zeroed it, I'm broke :(


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    #571
    Kitty6277
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    Evening :)


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