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The Lair hides Behind her Smile

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    #7892
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Black Swan wrote: »
    Finished work. Sipping a grande latte in an A/C javahouse with friends. Slipping down the backside of Hump Day. Does it get any better? :D

    Yes

    *leaves a trail a of magic java beans*


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    #7893
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    That's right seph, now leave a few in the cage so shes distracted


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    #7894
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,263 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Yes

    *leaves a trail a of magic java beans*
    Ha! Seph might lure me to my doom following his magic beans, but not today. Takes another sip of Black java heaven in a large glass. :cool:


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    #7895
    Sephiroth_dude
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    toastedpickles wrote: »
    That's right seph, now leave a few in the cage so shes distracted

    Sssshhhhh pickles :-D


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    #7896
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,263 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    That's right seph, now leave a few in the cage so shes distracted
    toasted and Seph double teams me?
    **Swannie goes stealth... now a taibhse** :eek:


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    #7897
    Sephiroth_dude
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    Black Swan wrote: »
    Ha! Seph might lure me to my doom following his magic beans, but not today. Takes another sip of Black java heaven in a large glass. :cool:

    Ohhhhhh emmmm that's not what I was trying do at all swannie

    I was ehhhh leaving this beans here for you :-D


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    #7898
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,263 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Ohhhhhh emmmm that's not what I was trying do at all swannie

    I was ehhhh leaving this beans here for you :-D

    **Swannie quickly programmes SwanBot, which scoots off and quickly sucks up Seph's magic beans, while whipping out laser sabre to cut hole and escape toasted's cage.**


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    #7899
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    My cage!!!


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    #7900
    Sephiroth_dude
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    Black Swan wrote: »
    **Swannie quickly programmes SwanBot, which scoots off and quickly sucks up Seph's magic beans, while whipping out laser sabre to cut hole and escape toasted's cage.**

    *fires blaster rifle at swan bot*


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    #7901
    Black Swan
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    toastedpickles wrote: »
    My cage!!!
    It's now the holiest of holy! :D
    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    *fires blaster rifle at swan bot*
    SwanBot was designed in accordance with EC directives, and manufactured by highly experienced and qualified swans meeting the ISO 9001 international quality assurance standards. The precise tolerance and heat resistance levels of patent pending swanmetal far exceed the highest setting of Seph blaster rifle specifications. :cool:


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    #7902
    cyberwolf77
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    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    *fires blaster rifle at swan bot*

    Do you have a permit for that weapon?


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    #7903
    Mozzeltoff
    Registered Users Posts: 8,614 ✭✭✭Mozzeltoff


    Are Swans not a protected species?


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    #7904
    cyberwolf77
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    Oh jeez, Mozzie is right. Seph and the pickles are just piling up the violations, and you all know what that means....

    * Disappears in puff of smoke before the authorities arrive*


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    #7905
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Oh crap

    -poofs into a jar of pickles on the counter-


    :pac:


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    #7906
    cyberwolf77
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    let's hope they are not hungry when they arrive


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    #7907
    Sephiroth_dude
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    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    Oh jeez, Mozzie is right. Seph and the pickles are just piling up the violations, and you all know what that means....

    * Disappears in puff of smoke before the authorities arrive*

    :eek:


    So long friends

    *disappears into the shadows*


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    #7908
    Mozzeltoff
    Registered Users Posts: 8,614 ✭✭✭Mozzeltoff


    I am starving, whatever about *them* <.<


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    #7909
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Black Swan wrote: »
    It's now the holiest of holy! :D


    SwanBot was designed in accordance with EC directives, and manufactured by highly experienced and qualified swans meeting the ISO 9001 international quality assurance standards. The precise tolerance and heat resistance levels of patent pending swanmetal far exceed the highest setting of Seph blaster rifle specifications. :cool:


    But having swan slaves is illegal thus you broke ec directive 72.897B and also ISO Is a farce


    *chases swannie and swanbot around the lair with a broom*


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    #7910
    writer_lady170
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,604 ✭✭✭writer_lady170


    *flies in to the lair*

    hai folks:)


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    #7911
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,263 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Mozzeltoff wrote: »
    Are Swans not a protected species?
    Not only are BLACK Swans protected species in Éire (they being so rare), they are worshiped, hugged, cuddled, and loved by members of the Éire Black Swan Society, who make frequent offerings of free cups of BLACK java at their secret temples. :cool:
    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    * Disappears in puff of smoke before the authorities arrive*
    **Swannie holds wing just above POOF button too, wondering if she should push it**
    toastedpickles wrote: »
    Oh crap

    -poofs into a jar of pickles on the counter-
    Swannie whips out Cuban Sandwich recipe. Let's see, we need sliced sour dough bread, swiss cheese, thin sliced pickles... :pac:


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    #7912
    Sephiroth_dude
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    smiler_lady150 wrote: »
    *flies in to the lair*

    hai folks:)

    Hai smiler :D

    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    Do you have a permit for that weapon?

    Ehhh sure I do wolf, its right here......


    *runs out the door*


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    #7913
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Wolves are also an endangered species you know


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    #7914
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,263 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    But having swan slaves is illegal thus you broke ec directive 72.897B and also ISO Is a farce


    *chases swannie and swanbot around the lair with a broom*
    **Grabs broom from Seph, shows him the Lair SOP for sweeping dust bunnies, then hands it back, motioning him to get to work**

    I'll have you know that those WHITE Swans are some of the highest paid professional workers in Éire, and did not suffer from the Great Recessionary downturn, but kept their jobs making high quality SwanBots.
    smiler_lady150 wrote: »
    *flies in to the lair*

    hai folks:)
    Lair air traffic controller Swannie waves smiler into Lair. Flashes welcome lights. :D


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    #7915
    Black Swan
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    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    Wolves are also an endangered species you know
    Absolutely in Éire! Offers wolf a freshly made Cuban sandwich. :D


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    #7916
    writer_lady170
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,604 ✭✭✭writer_lady170


    thanks steph and black swan:D how's the two of you?

    Any one want a java?:D

    hey wolfie, didn't see ya there :)


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    #7917
    Black Swan
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    smiler_lady150 wrote: »

    Any one want a java?:D
    No thanks smiler. Currently sipping a grande latte at my locale javahouse. But I'll take a rain check. :D


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    #7918
    cyberwolf77
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    smiler_lady150 wrote: »
    thanks steph and black swan:D how's the two of you?

    Any one want a java?:D

    hey wolfie, didn't see ya there :)

    very few people see me.


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    #7919
    writer_lady170
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,604 ✭✭✭writer_lady170


    no problem black swan:D

    yeah wolfie very few see me too

    all well's here in the land of smiler land, going to a party tomorrow:D


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    #7920
    cyberwolf77
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    Woooooo party!


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    #7921
    Black Swan
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    smiler_lady150 wrote: »
    all well's here in the land of smiler land, going to a party tomorrow:D
    Ooooooooooo, will smiler host an Animal House party? :D

    Oh oh... Will be away for a few. "Mischief managed!"

    **Swannie goes POOF!**


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