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The Lair hides Behind her Smile

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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,260 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Some fava beans & a nice Chianti instead ?
    Makes up protest sign. Beats drum!! Marches about Lair stomping feet! SHOUTS: Magic beans! Magic beans!
    I had a very, very dirty dream about Paul O' Connell last night...
    Hi Paws! Details...? ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,401 ✭✭✭✭x Purple Pawprints x


    Well, let's just say that he's an awful lot taller than me and we weren't lying down...


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,260 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Well, let's just say that he's an awful lot taller than me and we weren't lying down...
    Whew!! Bit warm in here. Turns on Lair A/C to full blast cold! :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,401 ✭✭✭✭x Purple Pawprints x


    ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Well, let's just say that he's an awful lot taller than me and we weren't lying down...

    No height differences when you are horizontal.

    :pac:


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,260 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    No height differences when you are horizontal.

    :pac:
    The practical Ted. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,401 ✭✭✭✭x Purple Pawprints x


    That is true... ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    A lair of smut this is! :D


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,260 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    A lair of smut this is! :D

    Hands Hugo Lair broom. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Black Swan wrote: »
    Hands Hugo Lair broom. :p

    What am I expected to do this this broom handle? :D


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,260 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    What am I expected to do this this broom handle? :D
    Passes Hugo Lair SOP for sweeping mechanics. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Black Swan wrote: »
    Passes Hugo Lair SOP for sweeping mechanics. :pac:

    *puts on reading glasses*


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,260 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    *puts on reading glasses*
    Turns on Lair reading light. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Black Swan wrote: »
    Turns on Lair reading light. :p

    You forgot your action asterisks! :p:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    A lair of smut this is! :D

    You're not the quickest at picking up the vibes are ye.

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    You're not the quickest at picking up the vibes are ye.

    :D

    [Four days goes by]

    Hey! :mad:


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,260 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    You forgot your action asterisks! :p:D
    **Opens Lair SOP. Reads fine print**

    H-u-g-oooooooo! You did not read the small print! It says Swans may skip using asterisks when flying, as it my distract them and increase the risk of inflight collisions with airliners.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Black Swan wrote: »
    **Opens Lair SOP. Reads fine print**

    H-u-g-oooooooo! You did not read the small print! It says Swans may skip using asterisks when flying, as it my distract them and increase the risk of inflight collisions with airliners.

    *Throws SOP on ground*

    Well it appears that.... you've been grounded! :cool: YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!


  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Treat the Lair manual with some respect you little pup.

    Did you not see page 1 in it !


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,260 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    *Throws SOP on ground*

    Well it appears that.... you've been grounded! :cool: YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!
    **Picks up Lair SOP. Dusts it off. Files it on shelf**

    Flaps wings, climbs, and flies west.

    See ye later all. :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Did you not see page 1 in it !

    I can't read alright?! *runs off bawling*


  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Sorry Hugo, didn't know that.




    :eek::eek:

    ..... eh how are you able to converse on here then?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Sorry Hugo, didn't know that.




    :eek::eek:

    ..... eh how are you able to converse on here then?

    I don't know!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,261 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    I don't know!

    It's his Joe90 glasses, they were given oddly specific instructions.. :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,401 ✭✭✭✭x Purple Pawprints x


    Going to bed soon. I won't lie, I would quite like another dream like the one I just mentioned.. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Going to bed soon. I won't lie, I would quite like another dream like the one I just mentioned.. ;)

    Watch some of the internet's finest before sleep and the dreams will come ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,401 ✭✭✭✭x Purple Pawprints x


    Hugo, I am not that kinda girl.........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Hugo, I am not that kinda girl.........

    *desperately tries to unsend PM*


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators Posts: 24,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron


    I wonder is Mozzie watching Snatch.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,260 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    In my locale javahouse sipping magic beans. Life is grand! :D


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