Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2014 *mod warning linked in OP 26/07*

Knex*

Agent Coulson definitely, definitely had jellytots for lunch.

He's off his tits on sugar.

Agent Coulson

Knex. wrote: »

Agent Coulson definitely, definitely had jellytots for lunch.

He's off his tits on sugar.

Turtyturd

Knex. wrote: »

He botched it. He completely botched it, the sap.

He was meant to repost an article, not Turty's post :pac:

At least we know who's not on Loan Watch.

Agent Coulson

Seems we signed Kevin Stewart from Spurs.;)

Kevin Stewart @KevStewart93 · 5m
Delighted to have signed for @LFC! Its been a dream of mine from a kid! Thank you for all of the welcoming messages! #YNWA ❤️

Twitter profile pic.

ratracer

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Seems we signed Kevin Stewart from Spurs.;)

Kevin Stewart @KevStewart93 · 5m
Delighted to have signed for @LFC! Its been a dream of mine from a kid! Thank you for all of the welcoming messages! #YNWA ❤️

Is he Robbie Keane in disguise?? :0)

He better be related to Alf Stewart

Washington Irving

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Stewart_(footballer)

Liverpool FC

At 2pm on June 2nd 2014 Kevin received a phone call from Alexander Matthew "Alex" Inglethorpe who is the academy manager at LFC, and Kevin's former boss when Alex was at the Spurs academy. In the background of the phone conversation Kevin could hear what sounded like a party going on. Alex said 'Hey Kevin we are sending around a car to pick you up me oul mucker - grab your things son;you're coming to a proper f*cking club. Kevin could also hear Brendan Rodgers (Liverpool manager) in the back ground partying hard, and screams of 'F*CK YOU BARCA HA HA £80MILLION BIG ONES FOR OUR LITTLE TERRIER - pour me another glass of that champers' Kevin jumped into the waiting Taxi and joined the party at Liverpool Football club . Kevin can now be heard sing ' You're never gonna believe us we are gonna win the League. The lads seems happy.

Soft Falling Rain

Balotelli, jaysus......I'd almost take him out of pure morbid curiosity of where it would take us.

kfallon

rarnes1 wrote: »

He better be related to Alf Stewart

As long as he's not related to Paul

Grayditch

I like our new trend of buying Liverpool fans.

I better get the skipping rope out.

Birroc

Washington Irving wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Stewart_(footballer)

"On 1 April 2013, he made his Football League debut in the 1-0 win against Preston North End"

I already fear the worst.

Riesen_Meal

Soft Falling Rain wrote: »

Balotelli, jaysus......I'd almost take him out of pure morbid curiosity of where it would take us.

I wouldn't, can't stand him, far too much of a sulky chap when things don't go right for him.....

5live

Soft Falling Rain wrote: »

Balotelli, jaysus......I'd almost take him out of pure morbid curiosity of where it would take us.

It would be a very very scary place:eek:

AS Rodgers would say, 'Most teams play with 10 players and a keeper, we play with 10 men and Mario'.:rolleyes:

Hopefully its just more twitter nonsense.

Knex*

I wouldn't be adverse to Balotelli joining, but then again, I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

The-Rigger/Our Year/i heart chewy lewy would have the best laugh ever, that's for sure.

Iused2likebusts

redbaron_99 wrote: »

A sulky Suarez might not be much fun to have around the place until next summer.

Suarez will just get on with it if he is still here unlike all the unprofessional sulky players at your club that stitched moyes up.

whatawaster

I presume Stewart's signing spells the end of our interest in Sanchez

Gbear

egghead. wrote: »

I feel for Liverpool the way barca are going about it, done the same with fabregas, even reina got in on the act.

Horrible club.

The only problem is the "Mes que un club" sanctimonious bollocks.

Other than that, they're not qualitatively worse than we are. They're just further up the food chain and more likely piss us off.

Soft Falling Rain

I used the word morbid for a reason lads. :pac: It'd be worth seeing him in the jersey alone just to see how he winds up rival fans, all without getting banned to boot too.

Grayditch

Now I want Ballotelli again.

beakerjoe

Soft Falling Rain wrote: »

I used the word morbid for a reason lads. :pac: It'd be worth seeing him in the jersey alone just to see how he winds up rival fans, all without getting banned to boot too.

Wishful thinking! :pac:

machiavellianme

Grayditch wrote: »

I like our new trend of buying Liverpool fans.

I better get the skipping rope out.

Skipping rope? Are you training to become Rocky Balboa?
Get a football and be the next Arbeloa...

Grayditch

machiavellianme wrote: »

Skipping rope? Are you training to become Rocky Balboa?
Get a football and be the next Arbeloa...

Have you seen how Hull tackle? You need to be able to get 4ft off the ground every few seconds. I'll worry about the footballing later.

Boom_Bap

Emre Can should be confirmed either tomorrow or Friday according to James Pearce. There should be more photos for us to look over for leaning I would say.

8-10

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Emre Can should be confirmed either tomorrow or Friday according to James Pearce. There should be more photos for us to look over for leaning I would say.

I thought that was done!

googled eyes

Who da f=ck is Lawernce Vigouroux?



Edit : Spanish Wikipedia says he's Chilean and we took him from Spurs. He's been on trial since April

Connavar

8-10 wrote: »

I thought that was done!

I think it was announced that is is good as done.
Lallana signing probably took precedence yesterday and if the stories are true the lawyers are probably too busy talking with barca today

Boom_Bap

8-10 wrote: »

I thought that was done!

They still need to cross the t's and dot the lower case j's

Grayditch

We've taken TWO Spurs players?

Don't even care if they're sh1te...

Dickerty

I can imagine Grayditch looking at EVERY story and thinking "I have just the jpg/gif for that!"

Knex*

Dickerty wrote: »

I can imagine Grayditch looking at EVERY story and thinking "I have just the jpg/gif for that!"

There's no Mike around now to frown upon our gif-ing ways, with his paper cup and piece of string dial-up.

He's probably lurking, and cursing us all

Grayditch

Get me their names.
Get me their price.
...And GET THEM BACK HERE.

Agent Coulson

googled eyes wrote: »

Who da f=ck is Lawernce Vigouroux?



Edit : Spanish Wikipedia says he's Chilean and we took him from Spurs. He's been on trial since April

Is he this seasons Coates :P You know to keep Sanchez company :P

Washington Irving

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Is he this seasons Coates :P You know to keep Sanchez company :P

Bring back Mark Gonzalez.

smileyj1987

googled eyes wrote: »

Who da f=ck is Lawernce Vigouroux?



Edit : Spanish Wikipedia says he's Chilean and we took him from Spurs. He's been on trial since April

Wow 2 spurs players stolen in one day . Ian Ayre deserves a day out on his motorbike for that .

Benzino

So if reports are correct that Sanchez prefers Arsenal, who do we go for then?

Dickerty

Benzino wrote: »

So if reports are correct that Sanchez prefers Arsenal, who do we go for then?

Firmino?

Boom_Bap

Benzino wrote: »

So if reports are correct that Sanchez prefers Arsenal, who do we go for then?

I was reading somewhere that Barca may struggle to raise the funds, that is why they want to include Sanchez in any deal.
I would expect that if Sanchez blanks us, we will be offered the likes of Montoya, Masch and Pedro.

RFOLEY1990

Mascherano won't come, his wife hates England.

if Sanchez doesn't wanna come I'd tell Barca to stump up he cash or tell them where to go.

Cash plus Varane from Madrid would suit me.

kfallon

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I was reading somewhere that Barca may struggle to raise the funds, that is why they want to include Sanchez in any deal.
I would expect that if Sanchez blanks us, we will be offered the likes of Montoya, Masch and Pedro.

They can fúck off with all 3 of them tbh

Turtyturd

80 million
Sanchez and 50 million
Or Dani Alves and 85 million

Boom_Bap

kfallon wrote: »

They can fúck off with all 3 of them tbh

I agree, if we are not getting Sanchez, they can pony up the full amount so we can spend a good chunk of it on a replacement of our chosing.

Grayditch

Haha. I might stroll into Harvey Norman and try get a new telly, with 3 olds toasters, cause I haven't been paid this week. Get the boat, Barca.

Agent Coulson

I see we are being linked to Balotelli again.

kfallon

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I agree, if we are not getting Sanchez, they can pony up the full amount so we can spend a good chunk of it on a replacement of our chosing.

Yeah, offer us a full back, a guy we had before who isn't the same player anymore and a fella who, on his day, couldn't trap a bag of cement. All this to replace prob the 3rd most creative player in the world.

Thing is they are so arrogant they'd prob offer us that thinking we'd bite the hand off them.....excuse the pun!

kevohmsford

Replace Suarez with Balotelli. Having a laugh.

greendom

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I was reading somewhere that Barca may struggle to raise the funds, that is why they want to include Sanchez in any deal.
I would expect that if Sanchez blanks us, we will be offered the likes of Montoya, Masch and Pedro.

If they sell Sanchez to another club, that would take care of the funds issue, surely ?

I am pie

If Sanchez choses Arsenal this place will collapse under the weight of people blaming the manager for not signing a player who actively chose another club.

Again.

I am pie

greendom wrote: »

If they sell Sanchez to another club, that would take care of the funds issue, surely ?

Arsenal fan desparately hoping their LIDL style transfer pricing strategy works...

Pyjamarama

What's with all the Pedro hate? He's not much below Sanchez tbh. He'd bring a lot to the team IMO.

I am pie

I am pie wrote: »

If Sanchez choses Arsenal this place will collapse under the weight of people blaming the manager for not signing a player who actively chose another club.

Again.

No it won't.