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Another blow to the Darwinists' Dastardly Delusion

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  • Registered Users Posts: 560 ✭✭✭Philo Beddoe


    Checkmate, atheists!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    God did it...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,729 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Just when the non believers were finally starting to win the battle..

    God has to go and throw the preverbal spanner in the works.

    Oh God, your such a prankster, you should have your own youtube channel at this stage!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    my whole life is a lie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Oh no. It's the banana all over again! Curses. Our plan to eradicate religion has failed.

    So did this animal appear in the world like a time traveling terminator?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,822 ✭✭✭stimpson


    You think god would have made it a little less ugly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    stimpson wrote: »
    You think god would have made it a little less ugly.

    thats what she said


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    stimpson wrote: »
    You think god would have made it a little less ugly.

    What's ugly about it!!? I think it is rather well done. Cute little thing.
    folan wrote: »
    thats what she said

    :D


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    catallus wrote: »
    When will the Evolutionists just admit that God is still at work in the world.

    This cute little critter must be taken as final proof.

    How does it prove anything about the existence of god?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,530 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Where is the 'made by God (TM)' sticker?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭Awkward Badger


    When is a shrew not a shrew ? When its an elephant. Another classic one liner from the big man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Scarinae wrote: »
    How does it prove anything about the existence of god?

    Oh, right, here we go! Denial is the hallmark of these pagans. :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    This thread deserves a Darwin award!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    catallus wrote: »
    Oh, right, here we go! Denial is the hallmark of these pagans. :mad:

    I'm genuinely just curious what angle you're coming from here. Are you saying that it shows god is still at work in the world because it's only just been discovered, or because it's related to elephants but doesn't look like one, or what?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭Awkward Badger


    Scarinae wrote: »
    I'm genuinely just curious what angle you're coming from here. Are you saying that it shows god is still at work in the world because it's only just been discovered, or because it's related to elephants but doesn't look like one, or what?

    I think he's joking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,147 ✭✭✭Ronan|Raven


    So wait what? An elephant shagged a mouse?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    I just wish this alleged god would stop creating new animals and get on with helping the malaria-infected infants.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Scarinae wrote: »
    I'm genuinely just curious what angle you're coming from here.

    The twisted words of a Devil-Worshipper if ever I heard them!

    The published material clearly shows divine intervention in the temporal world.
    Pugsly wrote: »
    I think he's joking.

    I've never been more serious about anything in my life. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭jugger0




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    kylith wrote: »
    I just wish this alleged god would stop creating new animals and get on with helping the malaria-infected infants.

    god works in mysterious ways, how do you know that the elephant shrew contains anti malaria venom?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    So wait what? An elephant shagged a mouse?!

    Na, a mouse climbed into an elephant and had a ****. If an elephant shagged a mouse he'd tear it to a million pieces.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 958 ✭✭✭NewCorkLad


    catallus wrote: »
    The twisted words of a Devil-Worshipper if ever I heard them!

    The published material clearly shows divine intervention in the temporal world.



    I've never been more serious about anything in my life. :mad:

    Your logic is flawless...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 186 ✭✭alwayssideways


    Na, a mouse climbed into an elephant and had a ****. If an elephant shagged a mouse he'd tear it to a million pieces.

    This guys logic is flawless


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Haha, triumph! The flippancy of the deniers gives the lie to their deceit! The ironing is delicious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Who's yore Daddy..


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    Pugsly wrote: »
    I think he's joking.

    I may have forgotten what forum I was in :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    This is what happens when you allow gay people to do gay things.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭Myrddin


    A whale has more in common with a cow than the fish that it swims with...I don't get the argument here :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,822 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Myrddin wrote: »
    A whale has more in common with a cow than the fish that it swims with...I don't get the argument here :confused:

    As in they like the same kind of movies?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Myrddin wrote: »
    A whale has more in common with a cow than the fish that it swims with...I don't get the argument here :confused:

    Whale breathes air and produces milk therefore it's mammal. Fish lay eggs and use gills to breathe.
    Where's the argument


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭Myrddin


    Whale breathes air and produces milk therefore it's mammal

    Same as the way the elephant & the shrew both breathe air & produce milk?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Myrddin wrote: »
    Same as the way the elephant & the shrill both breathe air & produce milk?

    Shrill?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    Myrddin wrote: »
    Same as the way the elephant & the shrew both breathe air & produce milk?

    and are terrified of mice. exactly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    folan wrote: »
    and are terrified of mice. exactly

    Shrews and mice are known for killing each other's young in order to take the nesting area


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    Shrews and mice are known for killing each other's young in order to take the nesting area

    and elephants also kill mice. Checkmate, darwin


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭Myrddin


    Shrill?

    Fixed. I just don't get the 'god angle' here :confused:

    An new type of shrew discovered that is closely related to elephants somehow disproves evolution?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭Gazzmonkey


    What am I missing?

    It's just another living thing that evolved like everything else and now it's finally been discovered!!! happens literally all the time especially in the amazon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,694 ✭✭✭BMJD


    good to see god busy creating new big-nose mice in Africa, too bad Satan is spreading war, disease and famine all over the shop though!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Gazzmonkey wrote: »
    What am I missing?

    You're missing the patently obvious fact that a new animal has been created.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭Myrddin


    catallus wrote: »
    You're missing the patently obvious fact that a new animal has been created.

    Is that what this is? Ugh.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Myrddin wrote: »
    Fixed. I just don't get the 'god angle' here :confused:

    An new type of shrew discovered that is closely related to elephants somehow disproves evolution?
    I think the idea is that because it hasn't been described by science before then it was created last Tuesday, so to speak.

    Because finding every tiny mammal in a massive continent is easy, or something.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    kylith wrote: »
    I think the idea is that because it hasn't been described by science before then it was created last Tuesday, so to speak.

    Because finding every tiny mammal in a massive continent is easy, or something.

    which is also why its in AH, and not science or religion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭Gazzmonkey


    catallus wrote: »
    You're missing the patently obvious fact that a new animal has been created.

    How?

    With some sort of tools or magic maybe? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    Gazzmonkey wrote: »
    How?

    With some sort of tools or magic maybe? :pac:

    god.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 688 ✭✭✭Terrlock


    Quick question, are the shrew's evolving into elephants or are the elephants evolving into shrews?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭Myrddin


    kylith wrote: »
    I think the idea is that because it hasn't been described by science before then it was created last Tuesday, so to speak.

    Because finding every tiny mammal in a massive continent is easy, or something.

    I was wondering was it the fact that such a similar genetic makeup yet such a vast difference in size was some kind of argument against common ancestry or something. Had I have known it was a 'this animal we never seen before was obviously created at 4:15pm last Wednesday" type thing I'd have saved myself the effort


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    catallus wrote: »
    You're missing the patently obvious fact that a new animal has been created.

    The Proclaiming of the Shrew!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 958 ✭✭✭NewCorkLad


    Can someone explain the platypus me again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,749 ✭✭✭Smiles35


    It's SpiderBaby all over again!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    NewCorkLad wrote: »
    Can someone explain the platypus me again.

    TED talk about it here:



    WARNING: It'll be in your head all weekend...


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