Is female ejaculation real?

Red Nissan

Muise... wrote: »

It's likely that a lot of women who reared football team size families didn't experience orgasm because bearing and rearing football team size families.

Good answer, but we know now that this is not correct, sex was a duty and children were the command.

Muise...

Red Nissan wrote: »

Good answer, but we know now that this is not correct, sex was a duty and children were the command.

= highly unlikely orgasms.

Cupcake_Crisis

It's real, it's not piss, and it's quite interesting. Towels at the ready!

Renegade Mechanic

Ah jaysus just shag in the bathtub altogether and rinse it off after ye!

Red Nissan

Muise... wrote: »

= highly unlikely orgasms.

However, the point is she could have been in ecstasy, she could have enjoyed love making, but she did not know and she was deliberately kept in ignorance and sworn to secrecy.

Men too btw, as they had the responsibility to start the process but they were not to enjoy it either, but it was much easier on the men.

Daveysil15

This has reminded me of Angela's Ashes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-ypf5xQ3ZI

Day Lewin

Quoting...It's likely that a lot of women who reared football team size families didn't experience orgasm because bearing and rearing football team size families.

That's a bit patronising...it was not the custom at the time to share intimate experiences with the public, as we do now. But that's a far cry from deciding that the participants couldn't have enjoyed it!

Colser

katemarch wrote: »

Quoting...It's likely that a lot of women who reared football team size families didn't experience orgasm because bearing and rearing football team size families.

That's a bit patronising...it was not the custom at the time to share intimate experiences with the public, as we do now. But that's a far cry from deciding that the participants couldn't have enjoyed it!

Personally I think it would have been very hard to relax and enjoy it back then due to lack of contraception and fear of pregnancy (if you didnt want to get pregnant obviously).Its a shame really that there wasnt any condoms/pill available to those women.

Muise...

katemarch wrote: »

Quoting...It's likely that a lot of women who reared football team size families didn't experience orgasm because bearing and rearing football team size families.

That's a bit patronising...it was not the custom at the time to share intimate experiences with the public, as we do now. But that's a far cry from deciding that the participants couldn't have enjoyed it!

I'm fairly sure both sets of my grandparents enjoyed themselves - but if you were never told that it could be pleasurable: that the pleasure was something you could figure out apart from the business of conception, and that it was nothing to be ashamed of, how would you have managed it?

EDIT: my maternal grandmother (1920 - 2010) used to claim that they had no television back then. My paternal grandmother (1913 - 1987) had several saucy books stashed away in the attic.

Titzon Toast

It's real alright. My Mrs squirts like mad! I was as shocked as her when it first happened but we've enjoyed it ever since. You have to be prepared though!

chicorytip

What about a hook sideways penis?

Fox_In_Socks

chicorytip wrote: »

What about a hook sideways penis?

Was that George Hook's trademark layoff when he played the old rugger?:pac:

Red Nissan

katemarch wrote: »

But that's a far cry from deciding that the participants couldn't have enjoyed it!

There was nothing stopping them apart from their religious beliefs and upbringing. It is a fact that many women never did enjoy the lovemaking as we know it today, in fact they would probably think us all totally depraved and there isn't enough holy water or prayers or novenas to save us.

It's a sad period of time.

I was lucky to have a mother whom I talked to as she was the one asking me questions, I was a child of the sixties and my bride lived in the family home in the early eighties ~ so she [my mum] knew what we got up to ~

Fox_In_Socks

Red Nissan wrote: »

There was nothing stopping them apart from their religious beliefs and upbringing. It is a fact that many women never did enjoy the lovemaking as we know it today, in fact they would probably think us all totally depraved and there isn't enough holy water or prayers or novenas to save us.

It's a sad period of time.

I was lucky to have a mother whom I talked to as she was the one asking me questions, I was a child of the sixties and my bride lived in the family home in the early eighties ~ so she [my mum] knew what we got up to ~

"You're killing her!":eek:

GalwayGuy2

People have been having sex/masturbating since time began. The body knows what it wants and I reckon they did have orgasms.

Muise... wrote: »

I'm fairly sure both sets of my grandparents enjoyed themselves - but if you were never told that it could be pleasurable: that the pleasure was something you could figure out apart from the business of conception, and that it was nothing to be ashamed of, how would you have managed it?

EDIT: my maternal grandmother (1920 - 2010) used to claim that they had no television back then. My paternal grandmother (1913 - 1987) had several saucy books stashed away in the attic.

I was suprised to find out that my grandmother had several saucy books also :O

How were they not noticed by the church?

Muise...

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

People have been having sex/masturbating since time began. The body knows what it wants and I reckon they did have orgasms.



I was suprised to find out that my grandmother had several saucy books also :O

How were they not noticed by the church?

because the church had its own saucy library of banned books - I went to a very illuminating auction at a former Jesuit house/school...

Fox_In_Socks

Muise... wrote: »

because the church had its own saucy library of banned books - I went to a very illuminating auction at a former Jesuit house/school...

Like the King James Bible?

/crosses himself.

What sort of things did you see?

Day Lewin

They WERE told that it was pleasurable...and they must have noticed it themselves, too ;-)

I have seen erotic poetry written by my grandmother who was born in the 19th century. And yes, she was Catholic and had a large family...

There's nothing to suggest that she thought there was anything shameful about it. (Why should there be?)
- having no television and no electric light meant that you could spend more time between the sheets ;-) and probably notice things like squirting ;-)

GalwayGuy2

That....that's a lot of winking faces in one post.

Red Nissan

katemarch wrote: »

They WERE told that it was pleasurable...and they must have noticed it themselves, too ;-)

I have seen erotic poetry written by my grandmother who was born in the 19th century. And yes, she was Catholic and had a large family...

There's nothing to suggest that she thought there was anything shameful about it. (Why should there be?)
- having no television and no electric light meant that you could spend more time between the sheets ;-) and probably notice things like squirting ;-)

Fantastic post. It could be the preamble to any romantic novel, women were craving for hundreds of years, don't forget that this is just another phase, but one that people live their lives through, and as far as we know, there is only one of those.

Romantic novels flourished and were far more successful than male oriented porn, and the sexual revolution that you and I enjoy today is from those romantic novels telling women that their own man is the SAME as the exotic captain from far away and and

Muise...

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

Like the King James Bible?

/crosses himself.

What sort of things did you see?

Novels by Edna O'Brien and a host of beardy 60s/70s illustrated manuals. If I could unsee, and imagine that my crowd invented it on a particularly sunny day in Salthill or Menlo, I would!

Tail Docker

"Oim a massive roide and this happens every time oi pull a burd."


Or not, depending on how cynical you are..

Red Nissan

Let's remember that the sexual freedom we enjoy today, and especially the sexual freedom that women in Ireland enjoy today, could by taken away again if we elect the wrong government.

Times can flip flop in as little as 80 years.

Foxhound38

Red Nissan wrote: »

Let's remember that the sexual freedom we enjoy today, and especially the sexual freedom that women in Ireland enjoy today, could by taken away again if we elect the wrong government.

Times can flip flop in as little as 80 years.

Is Fidelma Healy-Eames going to take away our lads mags and vibrators? :eek:

GalwayGuy2

People are already taking away my porn

Day Lewin

I don't think any government can un-invent the Pill.

Red Nissan

Foxhound38 wrote: »

Is Fidelma Healy-Eames going to take away our lads mags and vibrators? :eek:

We have seen it happen, not so long ago.

Fat Christy

Red Nissan wrote: »

Let's remember that the sexual freedom we enjoy today, and especially the sexual freedom that women in Ireland enjoy today, could by taken away again if we elect the wrong government.

Times can flip flop in as little as 80 years.

Foxhound38 wrote: »

Is Fidelma Healy-Eames going to take away our lads mags and vibrators? :eek:

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

People are already taking away my porn

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah!!! Hold up, WHAT?!?! :mad:

No, just no! Bastids! :mad:

Red Nissan

katemarch wrote: »

I don't think any government can un-invent the Pill.

But they can legislate against it, make restrictions, make it criminal. It is serious enough.

Daveysil15

katemarch wrote: »

I don't think any government can un-invent the Pill.

No but the Irish government could probably legalise abortion and then have a 9 month waiting list for it.

Wompa1

Yip! If you've got a squirter you better stock up on towels or it's take you even longer to get to sleep in that mess

Daveysil15

I thought I had a squirter once. It turned out my keys had just nicked a hole in her waterbed.

House of Blaze

Daveysil15 wrote: »

One of the funniest and educational AH threads in a while. 7 pages of laughter and fascinating vagina facts.

This thread has been more illuminating that the entire back catalogue of cosmo..

spurious

House of Blaze wrote: »

This thread has been more illuminating that the entire back catalogue of cosmo..

And still some folk think female ejaculation doesn't exist.

Pocoyo

rotun wrote: »

I went mental thinking she was after pissing on my couch! Turns out it was indeed fanny juice..

Oh thats ok then.......

Muise...

House of Blaze wrote: »

This thread has been more illuminating that the entire back catalogue of cosmo..

spurious wrote: »

And still some folk think female ejaculation doesn't exist.

because back catalogue of cosmo...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP2xCRQRyUU

House of Blaze

Muise... wrote: »

because back catalogue of cosmo...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP2xCRQRyUU

'That woman has s**t off so much weight it's unbelievable'

.... quote of the century!

spurious

House of Blaze wrote: »

'That woman has s**t off so much weight it's unbelievable'

.... quote of the century!

Still laughing at the 'still to come' headline at the end.

The Wild Bunch

i love this thread

--LOS--

Knex. wrote: »

I've been able to make women do it through oral, but never solely through riding. Although to be fair its normally a combination.

Not sure if its a common thing across the board with women, but most I've been with have maintained they find it far easier to cum with oral stimulation than actual sex. So by extension, I'd assume ejaculation is easier sought through oral.

Could just mean I'm shite at riding though :pac:

You mean oral but with some digits up there, coz otherwise I doubt it. It's a fairly specific spot.

catallus

Using fingers is cheating. Jeez, some people don't know what tongues and noses are for!

--LOS--

catallus wrote: »

Using fingers is cheating. Jeez, some people don't know what tongues and noses are for!

Oh well I could be underestimating the good people of after hours

Pocoyo

Yes most of the women i have been with came. No im not a sex guru but i used to be worried apart pre ejaculation on my part so i would put in a lot of groundwork before we got down to business.

TBH im 30 now so i couldnt be arsed putting in that amount of work anymore anyway iv no one to put that amount of work into anyway.

Norma_Desmond

Red Nissan wrote: »

And to think that many a married Irish woman in the last hundred years could have raised a large family, 6, 12, or even over twenty children and she may never even have experienced a climax let alone a female ejaculation in her lifetime.

Reminded me of this
"7 children and not one organism to show for it"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Rnpj1LKUY

mad muffin

Norma_Desmond wrote: »

Reminded me of this
"7 children and not one organism to show for it"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8drasfgvFp4

LizzieJones

Holsten

No idea if real or not.

If it is I think too many women have a hard time letting go for it to happen.

Fred Swanson

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Titzon Toast

Holsten wrote: »

No idea if real or not.

If it is I think too many women have a hard time letting go for it to happen.

You're absolutely right. I was reliably informed by my other half that she had been holding off "exploding" for a good while when we were first going out together, until one time when she just couldn't hold it back anymore and she just squirted out onto my legs! We were both a bit shocked and just said "WTF was that?!"
She just guessed that it was her coming and it felt good!
We flooded the back of my van that day I can tell ye!
It's not pee either, I've researched it and some experts reckon that there is a gland there that produces it.
For those interested, the woman's G-spot is roughly about 3 or 4 inches inside her pussy up at the top. Just play away slowly for a while and you'll feel it getting harder and becoming more pronounced. When that happens, just keep going and have a big towel ready!
If you can't find the G-spot, just tease her clit gently for a good while and she'll be good to go.

Shakespeare's Sister

Of course it's real. Aren't there often jokes about women sliding off the chair when they see something they find very sexy on TV/the net? That's what it is!
Sometimes it even forms without arousal.