Interview the Person Below You

Comic Book Guy

Does old women with tanned skin like leather sun bathing on a beach in Kusadasi with wobbly bits on show count?

What's your favourite tv programme?

Initial answer actually answers the last 2 questions.......boom boom!

gramar

Comic Book Guy wrote: »

Does old women with tanned skin like leather sun bathing on a beach in Kusadasi with wobbly bits on show count?

What's your favourite tv programme?

I don't have one. Winning streak maybe.

Is an old women sun bathing the best you can do?

tomwaterford

gramar wrote: »

I don't have one. Winning streak maybe.

Is an old women sun bathing the best you can do?

no...not by a fair bit


have you ever driven an automatic car??

Comic Book Guy

tomwaterford wrote: »

no...not by a fair bit


have you ever driven an automatic car??

Yes in the States, gets a bit boring though.

What's the fastest you have driven a vehicle on a national road?

gramar

Comic Book Guy wrote: »

Yes in the States, gets a bit boring though.

What's the fastest you have driven a vehicle on a national road?

196kph, bosses Audi A8 a few years back.

Ever gotten a ride in a car?

tomwaterford

Comic Book Guy wrote: »

Yes in the States, gets a bit boring though.

What's the fastest you have driven a vehicle on a national road?

once while rushing an cousin to hospedal hit 140 MPH in his golf...would never dream on doing it again though as its scary as f uck


do you know any busdrivers personally

kissmequick

My very own Daddy used to be a school Bus-Driver actually.


Have you ever driven a tractor?

tomwaterford

kissmequick wrote: »

My very own Daddy used to be a school Bus-Driver actually.


Have you ever driven a tractor?

yes-would not recommend it


have you ever egged/TPed someones house??

man98

No, my house was egged too much to consider it.
I put the kettle on, would anyone like a cuppa?

Mariasofia

man98 wrote: »

No, my house was egged too much to consider it.
I put the kettle on, would anyone like a cuppa?

Yes I have never refused a cuppa ever....

Last thing you refused?

man98

Coffee.
How many sugars do you take?

tomwaterford

man98 wrote: »

Coffee.
How many sugars do you take?

none-im sweet enough



have you biscuits?

0byme75341jo28

tomwaterford wrote: »

none-im sweet enough



have you biscuits?

Only a soggy one.

Wanna taste?

man98

No, I keep an emergency roll of Chocolate Digestives with me at all times.
Is green tea as terrible as they say?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Yes it tastes like stewed grass


Why do people drink it

efb

It Supposed to be healthy

I was tired, went to bed, why can't I sleep?

gramar

efb wrote: »

It Supposed to be healthy

I was tired, went to bed, why can't I sleep?

Well your last post was 7 hours ago so I'd say you managed to drop off!

How many sheep had you counted to before you fell asleep?
Did you fancy any of them?

clappyhappy

No.


Do you get on well with your neighbours, do you know them?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I don't know them but they seem nice enough


Does your neighbours have loud parties?

honeygirl

clappyhappy wrote: »

No.


Do you get on well with your neighbours, do you know them?

I get on well with most of them.

Do you like where you live?

gramar

honeygirl wrote: »

I get on well with most of them.

Do you like where you live?

I do. I really like it. I consider myself fortunate to live there.

Whats the longest you've sat in traffic without moving?

ch20

gramar wrote: »

I do. I really like it. I consider myself fortunate to live there.

Whats the longest you've sat in traffic without moving?

An hour

Do you live for the weekends?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Not really, I usually work on Saturdays. And if I'm living for the weekend in usually dying for about three days out of the following week.


What age do you think is old

LostBoy101

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Not really, I usually work on Saturdays. And if I'm living for the weekend in usually dying for about three days out of the following week.


What age do you think is old

60 and over is considered old in my opinion.

Are you the only child?

mewaldo

LostBoy101 wrote: »

60 and over is considered old in my opinion.

Are you the only child?

No, l've two sisters

Do you play sport?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Nope


Do you like ironing

gramar

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Nope


Do you like ironing

I don't mind it once I get started. Knowing you have to do it is probably worse.

Do you iron everything together or on a need to wear basis?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I don't iron at all, it's the one chore I refuse to do


Are you afraid of needles

gramar

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I don't iron at all, it's the one chore I refuse to do


Are you afraid of needles

No they don't worry me.

Have you ever hired someone to clean your chimney?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Like a little Chinese kid?


Do you?

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Like a little Chinese kid?


Do you?

Hardly. All the Chinese kids around here have advanced degrees in Hyperbolic Topography and Engrish, and they appear to be gearing up to kick Mark Zuckerbergs arse.

Do I what??

gramar

jimgoose wrote: »

Hardly. All the Chinese kids around here have advanced degrees in Hyperbolic Topography and Engrish, and they appear to be gearing up to kick Mark Zuckerbergs arse.

Do I what??

Do you sow spuds in your ears?

Doesn't Mark Zuckerberg already have a Chinese girlfiend to kick his arse for him?

jimgoose

gramar wrote: »

Do you sow spuds in your ears?

Doesn't Mark Zuckerberg already have a Chinese girlfiend to kick his arse for him?

I hear his wife is American of Chinese-Vietnamese extraction. Whether or not she kicks his arse I couldn't say. With regard to my ears, I'm currently experimenting with organic free-range asparagus.

Have you ever had your arse kicked?

gramar

jimgoose wrote: »

I hear his wife is American of Chinese-Vietnamese extraction. Whether or not she kicks his arse I couldn't say. With regard to my ears, I'm currently experimenting with organic free-range asparagus.

Have you ever had your arse kicked?

Yes I have. Also spanked and hit with a dustpan brush.

Do you feel sorry for me?

jimgoose

gramar wrote: »

Yes I have. Also spanked and hit with a dustpan brush.

Do you feel sorry for me?

The best place to find this phenomenon you humans call "sympathy" is in the dictionary. You'll find it between shít and syphilis.

Is the humidity annoying you?

gramar

jimgoose wrote: »

The best place to find this phenomenon you humans call "sympathy" is in the dictionary. You'll find it between shít and syphilis.

Is the humidity annoying you?

No, none here to speak of.

You appear devoid of emotion. Are you Data from Star-trek next generation?

jimgoose

gramar wrote: »

No, none here to speak of.

You appear devoid of emotion. Are you Data from Star-trek next generation?

No. I'm an experimental ELIZA with a personality hybrid of a JPL engineer and a hill-farmer.

Have you taken holidays yet this year?

gramar

jimgoose wrote: »

No. I'm an experimental ELIZA with a personality hybrid of a JPL engineer and a hill-farmer.

Have you taken holidays yet this year?

Yes, blown my load on the holiday front so to speak.

When is the last time you played cards?

jimgoose

gramar wrote: »

Yes, blown my load on the holiday front so to speak.

When is the last time you played cards?

Jaysis. There's a one. That would be about fifteen years ago, a couple of hands of "45" with my late Pop. :cool:

You a gamblin' kinda man, pilgrim?

gramar

jimgoose wrote: »

Jaysis. There's a one. That would be about fifteen years ago, a couple of hands of "45" with my late Pop. :cool:

You a gamblin' kinda man, pilgrim?

No, used to flitter away a few bob I could ill afford to lose on the old geegees
but a mugs game if ever there was one.

Are you a Betfred, Stan James, Paddy Power or William Hill kind of fella?

jimgoose

gramar wrote: »

No, used to flitter away a few bob I could ill afford to lose on the old geegees
but a mugs game if ever there was one.

Are you a Betfred, Stan James, Paddy Power or William Hill kind of fella?

None of the above. I'm more of a "You were only sapparsed ta blow the bloody doors orf!!" type.

On-line gambling targeted at gobadaw youngfellas - yay or nay?

gramar

jimgoose wrote: »

None of the above. I'm more of a "You were only sapparsed ta blow the bloody doors orf!!" type.

On-line gambling targeted at gobadaw youngfellas - yay or nay?

An overwhelming yay.
On-line gambling, payday loan companies and smartphones are a lethal concoction for slackjawed youngsters who think APR is a brand of ale.

I don't agree with a nanny state but do you think some of these people should be saved from themselves?

jimgoose

gramar wrote: »

An overwhelming yay.
On-line gambling, payday loan companies and smartphones are a lethal concoction for slackjawed youngsters who think APR is a brand of ale.

I don't agree with a nanny state but do you think some of these people should be saved from themselves?

Not if it involves limiting my own freedom, no. You can't fix stupid.

Do you think the current crop of leg-breaking loan-shark types should be regulated by the ECB?

gramar

jimgoose wrote: »

Not if it involves limiting my own freedom, no. You can't fix stupid.

Do you think the current crop of leg-breaking loan-shark types should be regulated by the ECB?

I do but....

why would the English Cricket Board get involved in financial regulation?

efb

Cant do any worse that the European Central Bank I suppose

October, do you like it?

gramar

efb wrote: »

Cant do any worse that the European Central Bank I suppose

October, do you like it?

Fine be me.

If it turns out to be a red one, will you tell Sean Connery?

Jamaican Me Crazy

No. I'll tell a real Russian

Do you admire Sean Connery's couldn't give a feck attitude when it comes to accents??

gramar

Jamaican Me Crazy wrote: »

No. I'll tell a real Russian

Do you admire Sean Connery's couldn't give a feck attitude when it comes to accents??

I don't know about that, he's made a career out of his mish moneypenny accent.

Was Connery the best Bond?

clappyhappy

Jamaican Me Crazy wrote: »

No. I'll tell a real Russian

Do you admire Sean Connery's couldn't give a feck attitude when it comes to accents??

Don't bother me, once he maintains his fabulous Scottish accent.

What is your favourite accent?

Jamaican Me Crazy

I like a nice gentle culchie accent. Scottish is good also.

Which accent can you not stand?