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Interview the Person Below You

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  • #902
    intellectual dosser
    Registered Users Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭intellectual dosser


    The nostalgia from watching the cartoons when they were kids.

    If you could transform into (and back, at will) any machine what would it be?


  • #903
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    A battery operated dildo.

    Is a battery operated dildo a machine?


  • #904
    intellectual dosser
    Registered Users Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭intellectual dosser


    I for one will allow.

    What would your first thought be if a man picked up your battery operated dildo?


  • #905
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I would transform back at will.

    Have you or your partner ever used a dildo battery operated or otherwise?


  • #906
    caustic 1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    intellectual dosser wrote: »
    I for one will allow.

    What would your first thought be if a man picked up your battery operated dildo?

    "I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want, if you are looking for a ransom I don't have any money, but what I do have is a particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let it go now, that will be the end of it, I will not look for you , I will not pursue you, but if you don't I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

    Sunshine where you are?


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  • #907
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    caustic 1 wrote: »
    Sunshine where you are?

    HERE
    ____

    Furries are... ?


  • #908
    Wishiwasa Littlebitaller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭Wishiwasa Littlebitaller


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    HERE
    ____

    Furries are... ?

    Unshaved vaginas.

    How come you never thank my posts?


  • #909
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »
    Unshaved vaginas.

    How come you never thank my posts?

    Why don't you follow me on twitter?

    Do you have an irrational dislike for anyone you know?


  • #910
    molly09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭molly09


    gramar wrote: »
    Why don't you follow me on twitter?

    Do you have an irrational dislike for anyone you know?

    I would not say it's irrational.........

    What are you going to do with the refunded money from Gareth brooks concert ticket?


  • #911
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    molly09 wrote: »
    What are you going to do with the refunded money from Gareth brooks concert ticket?

    Wondering why I got money back considering I never had a ticket... :pac:
    ________________________________________________________

    Look at this ( LINK ) --- how is this possible?!


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  • #912
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    Wondering why I got money back considering I never had a ticket... :pac:
    ________________________________________________________

    Look at this ( LINK ) --- how is this possible?!

    It's possible because it has been done.

    Was the first moon landing staged?


  • #913
    Wishiwasa Littlebitaller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭Wishiwasa Littlebitaller


    gramar wrote: »
    Was the first moon landing staged?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wcrkxOgzhU




    Why do you use your phone in the cinema when you know the glare bothers people??


  • #914
    intellectual dosser
    Registered Users Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭intellectual dosser


    Because its crucial that I see what other people are eating for dinner.

    What nationality would you like to be other than Irish?


  • #915
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I have no desire to be any other nationality.
    It's hard enough to get an Irish passport.

    Have you ever missed a flight?


  • #916
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    gramar wrote: »
    Have you ever missed a flight?

    No, but I've done bookings for wrong days before... :o
    _____________________________________________

    Preference: Bungee jumping, or parasailing ?


  • #917
    Sinister Kid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,503 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    No, but I've done bookings for wrong days before... :o
    _____________________________________________

    Preference: Bungee jumping, or parasailing ?


    Parasailing


    Who's the one that got away?


  • #918
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I got him back, so it's all good!


    What are you doing


  • #919
    Mr Freeze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,618 ✭✭✭Mr Freeze


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I got him back, so it's all good!


    What are you doing

    Reading this, thinking of leaving my job!

    Am I mad?


  • #920
    Sinister Kid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,503 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    Mr Freeze wrote: »
    Reading this, thinking of leaving my job!

    Am I mad?


    We're all mad here


    Is it home time yet?


  • #921
    intellectual dosser
    Registered Users Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭intellectual dosser


    If this was a real interview I would certainly think it's home time.

    Are you actually going home straight after work?


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  • #922
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I'm not in work because I quit my job on Monday. I feel super for it!


    What's your favourite thing to do on a Wednesday night


  • #923
    Wichita Lineman
    Registered Users Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    watch the football

    Who will win tonight - Argentina or Holland?


  • #924
    Mr Freeze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,618 ✭✭✭Mr Freeze


    Andy Dunne11 wrote: »
    watch the football

    Who will win tonight - Argentina or Holland?

    Holland.

    Was there riots yet in Brazil after them getting knocked out last night? or are they still in shock...


  • #925
    9bred4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 728 ✭✭✭9bred4


    Mr Freeze wrote: »
    Holland.

    Was there riots yet in Brazil after them getting knocked out last night? or are they still in shock...

    I'd say there's been riots that haven't been shown or talked about the whole time! Matter of time.

    Do you like Chinese food?


  • #926
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    9bred4 wrote: »
    I'd say there's been riots that haven't been shown or talked about the whole time! Matter of time.

    Do you like Chinese food?

    Yes, although I'm still wondering if it was the cause of the nasty bout of gastroenteritis I had this week. :(

    If you had the choice between marrying the man or woman of your dreams (this can either be an actual person or your ideal partner) or staying with your current partner what would you pick?


  • #927
    GoodLord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 445 ✭✭GoodLord


    BrokenArrows wrote: »
    83.8 cm. Olympic standard.

    How low can you go?
    Dachshund


  • #928
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    MultiUmm wrote: »

    If you had the choice between marrying the man or woman of your dreams (this can either be an actual person or your ideal partner) or staying with your current partner what would you pick?

    I would stay with my current partner as Jessica Rabbit is accounted for.

    Who would you erect a statue of?


  • #929
    9bred4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 728 ✭✭✭9bred4


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    I would stay with my current partner as Jessica Rabbit is accounted for.

    Who would you erect a statue of?

    Myself.

    Are you watching the game?


  • #930
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    I am indeed.

    Who do you think will win?


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  • #931
    9bred4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 728 ✭✭✭9bred4


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    I am indeed.

    Who do you think will win?

    Probably the Dutch in a "against the run of play" kind of thing.


  • #932
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You don't say.
    What do you say?


  • #933
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I say no to drugs.

    Have you ever pressed the 'go advanced' button when replying to a message on boards?


  • #934
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Yes.


    Wow it's hot here what's your wether like ?


  • #935
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    realies wrote: »
    Yes.


    Wow it's hot here what's your wether like ?

    That great big ball of fire is in the sky here.

    How big a hose would you need to put it out?


  • #936
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    That great big ball of fire is in the sky here.

    How big a hose would you need to put it out?

    I'd say about 7-8 foot of hose should do it.

    Are you a walking advertisement?


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  • #937
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    No. No labels.

    Did you buy a ticket for Garth Brooks?


  • #938
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    efb wrote: »
    No. No labels.

    Did you buy a ticket for Garth Brooks?

    Do you mean Gareth Brooks? No, I did not.
    Poor shíts who spent way over the odds for resold tickets must be sick.

    Do you experience deja-vu?


  • #939
    caustic 1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    gramar wrote: »
    Do you mean Gareth Brooks? No, I did not.
    Poor shíts who spent way over the odds for resold tickets must be sick.

    Do you experience deja-vu?

    Often

    Do you listen to the radio?


  • #940
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    caustic 1 wrote: »
    Often

    Do you listen to the radio?

    Only on the way to and from work.

    Do you experience deja-vu?


  • #941
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    gramar wrote: »
    Do you experience deja-vu?

    Yes, from dreams --- it's like I'm Nostradamus or something... :pac:
    _______________________________________________________

    Zombie outbreak; Your weapon of choice: a plushie - how do you proceed to kill the zombie lunging at you?


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  • #942
    intellectual dosser
    Registered Users Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭intellectual dosser


    Game of Thrones style, do what The Mountain did to Oberyn Martell, then place the plushie in the dead zombies hand and take a selfie.

    Do you believe a zombie apocalypse will happen?


  • #943
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    intellectual dosser wrote: »
    Game of Thrones style, do what The Mountain did to Oberyn Martell, then place the plushie in the dead zombies hand and take a selfie.

    Do you believe a zombie apocalypse will happen?

    No, I do not.

    Are you a zombie?


  • #944
    Sinister Kid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,503 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    Yes, I am.... No sleep lastnight


    How many people will I imaginary murder today?


  • #945
    caustic 1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    Sinister Kid wrote: »
    Yes, I am.... No sleep lastnight


    How many people will I imaginary murder today?

    Everyone is doomed apart from 2.

    What sayings do you apply in life, for example the one I adhere to is
    "beer before wine is fine, wine before beer is queer".


  • #946
    nookie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭nookie


    This post has been deleted.


  • #947
    intellectual dosser
    Registered Users Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭intellectual dosser


    Chips.

    Oasis or Blur?


  • #948
    9bred4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 728 ✭✭✭9bred4


    intellectual dosser wrote: »
    Chips.

    Oasis or Blur?

    Oasis

    Pizza or Burgers?


  • #949
    black_frosch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,201 ✭✭✭black_frosch


    9bred4 wrote: »
    Oasis

    Pizza or Burgers?

    I don't eat fast food.

    What do you have in your pockets?


  • #950
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    A box cutter, wallet, coins, keys and an asthma inhaler.

    What in your opinion is the greatest achievement of the Ottoman Empire?


  • #951
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Having a piece of furniture named after it.

    Tea or cake?


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