Interview the Person Below You

Sir Arthur Daley

MultiUmm wrote: »

Where do you hope to be in ten years time?

Still stuck on this fecking island.

Do you watch alot of tele?

stefan idiot jones

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Do you watch alot of tele?

Not much due to the Australians having a commercial break every four minutes.
Download most stuff.


You get home and there is a seven foot tall angry bodybuilder getting pleasured by your missus. How do you react?

Sir Arthur Daley

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

You get home and there is a seven foot tall angry bodybuilder getting pleasured by your missus. How do you react?

Deer rifle, one shot.

Best place to dump a body woods or mountain?

stefan idiot jones

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Best place to dump a body woods or mountain?

Neither, pig farm. They will eat the lot when blended correctly.


How many maltesers can you fit into your mouth?

Sir Arthur Daley

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

How many maltesers can you fit into your mouth?

Never tried but would guess 37.

Skinny or boot cut jeans?

EoghanIRL

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Never tried but would guess 37.

Skinny or boot cut jeans?

Skinny as boot cut would probably fall off even with a belt on :P.

Play any instruments ?

Sir Arthur Daley

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Play any instruments ?

Used play tin whistle many moons ago.

Does google know everything?

MultiUmm

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Used play tin whistle many moons ago.

Does google know everything?

Nope. Not at all.

Do you listen to Joe Duffy? (Be honest)

GoldFour4

MultiUmm wrote: »

Nope. Not at all.

Do you listen to Joe Duffy? (Be honest)

Not purposely anyway!

What has you up at this hour?

Pixelbastardo

malistheman wrote: »

Not purposely anyway!

What has you up at this hour?

Its only 3.21am ffs.


Do you spit of swallow ?

bnagrrl

Pixelbastardo wrote: »

Its only 3.21am ffs.


Do you spit of swallow ?

Depends what it is.

Your best chat up line?

stefan idiot jones

bnagrrl wrote: »

Your best chat up line?

Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?

Des Bishop, gibbering cnut or gibbering cnut?

bnagrrl

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?

Des Bishop, gibbering cnut or gibbering cnut?

Yes

Chips or wedges?

Pixelbastardo

bnagrrl wrote: »

Yes

Chips or wedges?

Wedges.

Pink or Brown ?

stefan idiot jones

Pixelbastardo wrote: »

Pink or Brown ?

Pink obviously, it's worth six points.

Name one good thing about the French?

Pixelbastardo

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

Pink obviously, it's worth six points.

Name one good thing about the French?

Clara Morgane

Hairy or shaved ?

umop.episdn

Pixelbastardo wrote: »

Clara Morgane

Hairy or shaved ?

Hairy of course!

Does anyone feel sorry for Davy Fitz today?

Ted_YNWA

umop.episdn wrote: »

Hairy of course!

Does anyone feel sorry for Davy Fitz today?

Not in the slightest, couldn't handle the pace of some Wexford players & resorted to fouling.

Does me living in Wexford skew my opinion?

Steven81

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Not in the slightest, couldn't handle the pace of some Wexford players & resorted to fouling.

Does me living in Wexford skew my opinion?

Yes

Kylie or Danii Minogue?

umop.episdn

Steven81 wrote: »

Yes

Kylie or Danii Minogue?

Both at the same time!

Tattoos on a girl, yay or nay?

ROCKMAN

yay

Ugly rich or Handsome poor

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Well I'm handsome rich so if its not broke I won't be fixing it haha

You watchin the hurling today?

No

Are you hurling after last nights session?

MultiUmm

Deleted User wrote: »

No

Are you hurling after last nights session?

Not at all, fit as a fiddle today.

Are you relieved the world cup is over?

nbar12

MultiUmm wrote: »

Not at all, fit as a fiddle today.

Are you relieved the world cup is over?

No, so disappointed.

Oasis or Blur?

MJ23

Oasis.

Have you ever farted into a glass?

Gael23

MJ23 wrote: »

Oasis.

Have you ever farted into a glass?

No, thats disgusting
Have you ever relieved yourself in a glass or bottle?

whirlpool

ryanf1 wrote: »

No, thats disgusting
Have you ever relieved yourself in a glass or bottle?

Yes. Bottle. Many times.

Have you tried moist toilet tissue yet?

MultiUmm

whirlpool wrote: »

Yes. Bottle. Many times.

Have you tried moist toilet tissue yet?

Em.. no.

Do you think there's intelligent life somewhere else in the galaxy?

gramar

MultiUmm wrote: »

Em.. no.

Do you think there's intelligent life somewhere else in the galaxy?

Probably in this galaxy and certainly further afield.

Do you think other life forms have ever tried to make contact and it has been
covered up or rubbish by the authorities?

sbsquarepants

No I think if they were intelligent enough to make contact with an alien civilisation, I don't think the government of that civilisation would be in any position to stop them.

Anyone know any good get rich quick schemes?

gramar

sbsquarepants wrote: »

No I think if they were intelligent enough to make contact with an alien civilisation, I don't think the government of that civilisation would be in any position to stop them.

Anyone know any good get rich quick schemes?

Yeah, You give me your money quickly and I get rich.

What's the easiest money you've ever made?

Minister

gramar wrote: »

Yeah, You give me your money quickly and I get rich.

What's the easiest money you've ever made?

Put a twenty on a 50/1 tip...... niiiceee!!!

Why is a Wispa bar called a Wispa?

gramar

That was the name that the suited marketing people came up with after months of deliberation and pen cap chewing.

When is that last time you hit somebody?

stefan idiot jones

gramar wrote: »

That was the name that the suited marketing people came up with after months of deliberation and pen cap chewing.

When is that last time you hit somebody?

1995, brother in law on holiday in Tenerife. Thouroughly deserved it too. Acting the maggot to the max.

Would you punch a pug for free?

sbsquarepants

No, but I do have few bills building up so I will for a small fee.

Does any one else get the point of hash browns? They don't belong with any meal and basically ruin frys. They should in fact be banned.

Gael23

whirlpool wrote: »

Yes. Bottle. Many times.

Have you tried moist toilet tissue yet?

Yes I have, but was advised to do so by a Doctor for a medical reason so didn't for vanity.
What are you doing today?

gramar

sbsquarepants wrote: »

No, but I do have few bills building up so I will for a small fee.

Does any one else get the point of hash browns? They don't belong in with meal and basically ruin frys. They should in fact be banned.

I don't mind them, the missus loves them but I agree that they have no place in a traditional Irish fry.

I haven't had a potato waffle for ages. Are they still as waffly versatile as ever?

intellectual dosser

Yes, proven by my discovery that they cook quickly and beautifully in a toaster.

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What word is missing from the below sentence:

"_______ eggs go best with a fry"

gramar

intellectual dosser wrote: »

Yes, proven by my discovery that they cook quickly and beautifully in a toaster.

***


What word is missing from the below sentence:

"_______ eggs go best with a fry"

Easter....

Can you saw a piece of wood straight?

sbsquarepants

I'd say poached or scrambled but I am odd like that.

You can't saw a piece of wood straight, but you can pray the gay out of it I'm reliably informed.

Sinister Kid

Yes... no... maybe... was that even a question... I DON'T KNOW!!


If you were 30 would you date someone 5 years younger than you?

intellectual dosser

30 / 2 = 15
15 + 7 = 23
25 > 23
QED: Yes

Would you date a work colleague? (Sober and longish term)

Fred Swanson

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Specialun

Fred Swanson wrote: »

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Only if there were a milf

Can you lick your own nipples?

Sinister Kid

Fred Swanson wrote: »

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Well Brad Pitt is older than my parents so yes... I would!


Have beergoggles ever made you do someone you later wished you didn't?

efb

Sinister Kid wrote: »

Well Brad Pitt is older than my parents so yes... I would!


Have beergoggles ever made you do someone you later wished you didn't?

Yep.

Bottom or Top?

efb

efb wrote: »

Yep.

Bottom or Top?

both

What with?

Minister

Deleted User wrote: »

both

What with?

You mean who, surely........

Tell us a quick joke?

gramar

Minister wrote: »

You mean who, surely........

Tell us a quick joke?

What's the difference between a giraffe and a tractor?
A tractor has hydraulics and a giraffe has a high bollix.

Have you ever been hypnotised?