Interview the Person Below You

Wichita Lineman

No, dont think I'd fancy it either!

Do you watch 'Long Lost Family'? and does it make you cry?

stefan idiot jones

Don't know what that is.

Fashionably late or an asshole?

MultiUmm

Fashionably late? I presume what was being asked is if being late is acceptable or if it makes you an asshole.. if it's for a party it's better to be a little late, it's just awkward to arrive really early if you're not family/ close friends.

If you were stranded on an uninhabited island with no way of making contact with the outside world, would you rather have a loyal dog as your companion or an intelligent but untrustworthy person?

gramar

MultiUmm wrote: »

Fashionably late? I presume what was being asked is if being late is acceptable or if it makes you an asshole.. if it's for a party it's better to be a little late, it's just awkward to arrive really early if you're not family/ close friends.

If you were stranded on an uninhabited island with no way of making contact with the outside world, would you rather have a loyal dog as your companion or an intelligent but untrustworthy person?

My loyal dog.

There are ads on tv for products like gillete razors and it's always the most comfortable and closest shave ever. Year after year they make this claim so does that mean at first they were really really poor products or are they just taking the piss?

intellectual dosser

I think they're continuously improving their products to exceed themselves every time.

Whats your preferred fast food outlet after a night on the sauce?

gramar

A traditional chippers. Chips, quarter pounder and a battered sausage.

Is everything too politically correct?

BeerWolf

gramar wrote: »

Is everything too politically correct?

Hypocritically so? Yeah.
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The world is in Anarchy, no Government exists - what sort of person would you be?

EoghanIRL

BeerWolf wrote: »

Hypocritically so? Yeah.
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The world is in Anarchy, no Government exists - what sort of person would you be?

I would be like v in v for vendetta . Fight for justice and protect the ordinary people :P

Would you rather be a successful villain or a failure of a hero?

Sinister Kid

Hero... I have morals

Purple, Yellow or Pink snack bar?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Yellow!!


Most you've ever drank?

LizzieJones

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Yellow!!


Most you've ever drank?

3 or 4 bottles of wine at a wedding reception.

What is your earliest childhood memory?

BeerWolf

LizzieJones wrote: »

What is your earliest childhood memory?

When I was a toddler, being taken care of by an Indian nanny.
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In person, would you rather explore the absolute depths of the oceans or Mars? Both are equally dangerous.

Buzz Killington the third

BeerWolf wrote: »

In person, would you rather explore the absolute depths of the oceans or Mars? Both are equally dangerous.

The depths of the oceans!

What would be your superhero name, and would you wear a cape?

Wichita Lineman

Golfman and yes of course I'd wear a cape.

Do you want to be my assistant superhero?

BeerWolf

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

What would be your superhero name, and would you wear a cape?

The... Capeless Crusader? :pac:
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What is your IQ?

LizzieJones

Andy Dunne11 wrote: »

Golfman and yes of course I'd wear a cape.

Do you want to be my assistant superhero?

Only if a Wonder Woman type costume is involved.

What type of car do you drive?

Buzz Killington the third

Andy Dunne11 wrote: »

Golfman and yes of course I'd wear a cape.

Do you want to be my assistant superhero?

Golfman and Caddyboy?

BeerWolf

LizzieJones wrote: »

What type of car do you drive?

A Ford Puma
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When "a 'quicky' " is mentioned -- what is the first thing that comes to mind?

LizzieJones

BeerWolf wrote: »

A Ford Puma
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When "a 'quicky' " is mentioned -- what is the first thing that comes to mind?

Sex.

Got any allergies?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

LizzieJones wrote: »

Sex.

Got any allergies?

To latex! And aspirin!



What are you doing?

LizzieJones

LexieOnRale wrote: »

To latex! And aspirin!



What are you doing?

Typing on me laptop and trying to come up with another question for this thread.

Steak or salad?

catallus

Steak.

Pepper sauce or garlic butter?

LizzieJones

catallus wrote: »

Steak.

Pepper sauce or garlic butter?

Garlic butter

Toast or eggs?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Toast!! Love toast. Dipped in tea!



Favourite breakfast

catallus

Two sausages, fried egg, black pudding, mushrooms, toast, oj, coffee.

Colgate or crest?

Buzz Killington the third

catallus wrote: »

Two sausages, fried egg, black pudding, mushrooms, toast, oj, coffee.

Colgate or crest?

Colgate!

Mouthwash, yay or ney?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Def, always mouthwash, and floss!!

Do you got one less problem?!

gramar

No, my problems are mounting. That is technically true. I have a bitch in heat that is mad for it and a horny dog
only too happy to do the mounting. It's like trying to keep a fly away from ****.

Can you name a good comedy series that I mightn't have seen that is worth watching?

LizzieJones

gramar wrote: »

No, my problems are mounting. That is technically true. I have a bitch in heat that is mad for it and a horny dog
only too happy to do the mounting. It's like trying to keep a fly away from ****.

Can you name a good comedy series that I mightn't have seen that is worth watching?

The Vicar Of Dibley

How has your summer been so far?

eigrod

LizzieJones wrote: »

The Vicar Of Dibley

How has your summer been so far?

Not great - looks like no holiday this year

Does your bum look big in that ?

kingtut

eigrod wrote: »

Not great - looks like no holiday this year

Does your bum look big in that ?

Yes but so does everything else

Are you going to have a beer tonight?

Wichita Lineman

Probably not, have to drive somewhere.

Do you own a hammer?

LizzieJones

Andy Dunne11 wrote: »

Probably not, have to drive somewhere.

Do you own a hammer?

Yes.

Are you handy with your hands?

Buzz Killington the third

LizzieJones wrote: »

Are you handy with your hands?

yes.

Are you mouthy with your mouth?

LizzieJones

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

yes.

Are you mouthy with your mouth?

Push me far enough and I can be.

How many rooms are in your home?

Buzz Killington the third

LizzieJones wrote: »

Push me far enough and I can be.

How many rooms are in your home?

10.

What was the last magazine you bought?

The Peanut

LizzieJones wrote: »

Push me far enough and I can be.

How many rooms are in your home?

13

Superstitious?

efb

No

Red or Green?

catallus

Red.

Goose feather or synthetic pillow?

Merkin

Goose or duck feather every time!

How many hours sleep a night do you need?

catallus

If I don't get my 11 hours I get kinda grumpy.

Do you watch re-runs of Friends when you can't be arsed to do anything else?

LizzieJones

catallus wrote: »

If I don't get my 11 hours I get kinda grumpy.

Do you watch re-runs of Friends when you can't be arsed to do anything else?

Nope. Seeing the show once was enough for me.

How often do you shop for groceries each month?

donfers

LizzieJones wrote: »

Nope. Seeing the show once was enough for me.

How often do you shop for groceries each month?

5 or 6 times I reckon

What would you write a film script about?

stefan idiot jones

donfers wrote: »

What would you write a film script about?

Something that involves Steven Segal and revenge for slain family members.

Have you ever eaten anything rom a bin?

EoghanIRL

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

Something that involves Steven Segal and revenge for slain family members.

Have you ever eaten anything rom a bin?

Thankfully no .

Have you ever been friend zoned ?

The Letheram

Great thread.

Don't think I have ever been friend zoned.

What is friend zoned.

EoghanIRL

The Letheram wrote: »

Great thread.

Don't think I have ever been friend zoned.

What is friend zoned.

You miss out on an opportunity with someone and end up just being friends instead of starting a romantic relationship etc...

Your favourite beer?

tomwaterford

The Letheram wrote: »

Great thread.

Don't think I have ever been friend zoned.

What is friend zoned.

where people who fancy someone moan that the person they fancy don't like them back....but wants to keep them as a friend

....usually accomened by quotes like -nice guys finish last and why do assholes always end up the young wan



any plans for the weekend anyone??

groovie

The Letheram wrote: »

Great thread.

Don't think I have ever been friend zoned.

What is friend zoned.

When a member of the opposite sex (usually one you want to hook up with) declares you to be "just a friend", thereby ruining all potential chances of sex.
[source: urban dictionary]

What is your earliest memory?

The Letheram

Long hazy summer days following my dad around taking in small square bales of hay. I remember him making me a miniature pitchfork to stop me liberating his. I am very grateful for the relationship I built with him through days spent working on the farm.

I always think of it on long warm summer days.

Do you get on well with your parents?