Interview the Person Below You

efb

yes.

Can you sleep?

supermouse

Usually yes, although stress has put a halt to that the last few weeks. Don't know how people survive with little sleep, i'm like a zombie!!

If you could do it, would you??

stefan idiot jones

I've already done that.

Do you know anyone who eats all of an apple, core an' all?

gramar

I used to leave nothing but the pips as a young lad.
Recently I've only seen horses do it.

If you call someone how many times do you let it ring before you hang up?

Wichita Lineman

At least 27, I've got great patience.

Do you pretend you 'never got that text'?

suffering golfer

Yes, but everyone knows it's a lie.


Biggest lie ever told?

black_frosch

suffering golfer wrote: »

Yes, but everyone knows it's a lie.


Biggest lie ever told?

Lying is stupid rather not answer

What question do you hate the most?

Wichita Lineman

Where were you when Elvis Presley died.

As a matter of interest where were you when Elvis Presley died?

snowgal

wasnt born......:)

Are Tuesdays actually worse than Mondays reallly?

black_frosch

snowgal wrote: »

wasnt born......:)

Are Tuesdays actually worse than Mondays reallly?

I'll get back to you on Wednesday

It's not gonna rain what you think?

intellectual dosser

It will rain just a few minutes after I hang out my washing later.

Do you wash your own clothes or have mother/wife/laundrette/other do it?

Wichita Lineman

Wife, but I have been known to use the washing myself all by myself from time to time.

Have you ever herded cows?

black_frosch

Andy Dunne11 wrote: »

Wife, but I have been known to use the washing myself all by myself from time to time.

Have you ever herded cows?

No!

Why?

suffering golfer

Why not.

What did Santa say to the elf?

EoghanIRL

suffering golfer wrote: »

Why not.

What did Santa say to the elf?

I have a small job for you .

What is the most beautiful view you have ever seen ?

stefan idiot jones

EoghanIRL wrote: »

I have a small job for you .

What is the most beautiful view you have ever seen ?

The sun rising on the pyramids at Giza.

Could you tile a floor?

Wichita Lineman

I'd give it a go but reckon it wouldn't be a great job!

Could you change a lock on a door?

gramar

I've never tried. I probably could but with a bit of effing and blinding.

Have you ever locked yourself out and how did you get in?

Sinister Kid

No, but I have locked myself in... left my house keys in the car... when the mother left for work she locked the door behind her. Had to get my sister to come with the spare key and let me out!

Worst or most embarrasing thing you did on a date

This Fat Girl Runs

Sinister Kid wrote: »

No, but I have locked myself in... left my house keys in the car... when the mother left for work she locked the door behind her. Had to get my sister to come with the spare key and let me out!

Worst or most embarrasing thing you did on a date

I've never been on an 'official' date.

Button then zipper or zipper then button?

intellectual dosser

Zipper then button, the other way doesn't make sense to me.

How many cups of coffee would you drink in a week?

Wichita Lineman

40 odd but I dont inhale them so thats ok.

Have you ever been to Belfast?

BeerWolf

Andy Dunne11 wrote: »

Have you ever been to Belfast?

No
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You are a hardcore... what?

gramar

Hardcore nothing. Soft as shyte.

Hard mattress or soft mattress?

LizzieJones

gramar wrote: »

Hardcore nothing. Soft as shyte.

Hard mattress or soft mattress?

I like mine hard.

Can you sing?

gramar

I can sing but not well. Everyone can sing in my opinion. Some are just very very bad.

Do you chew your pens?

LizzieJones

gramar wrote: »

I can sing but not well. Everyone can sing in my opinion. Some are just very very bad.

Do you chew your pens?

No, I write with them.

Are you cute?

gramar

LizzieJones wrote: »

No, I write with them.

Are you cute?

Are you hitting on me? No, I wouldn't say so although some kind people have said so out of pity.

Are you colourblind?

LizzieJones

gramar wrote: »

Are you hitting on me? No, I wouldn't say so although some kind people have said so out of pity.

Are you colourblind?

No.

Would you like it if I hit on you or would you tell me to bug off?

gramar

We all like to feel a bit flattered now and then.

I'm only 14. Do you want to get arrested for grooming?

Czarcasm

LizzieJones wrote: »

No, I write with them.

Are you cute?

My granny was once quoted as saying -

"Hasn't he a woeful beggar face?"

I'm not sure she was being complimentary. Draw your own conclusions.


Did you also just read this as "penis"?

gramar wrote: »

Do you chew your pens?

whirlpool

LizzieJones wrote: »

No.

Would you like it if I hit on you or would you tell me to bug off?

Violence is never the answer.

Have you been hit on in the past month?

MrVestek

LizzieJones wrote: »

No.

Would you like it if I hit on you or would you tell me to bug off?

I'd be absolutely flattered. ;-)

Are you a fan of Doctor Who?

whirlpool

Well this is a busy thread today.

LizzieJones

gramar wrote: »

I'm only 14. Do you want to get arrested for grooming?

No. LOL

gramar

LizzieJones wrote: »

No. LOL

I'm only joking. I'm 13 really.

Have you ever used a dating site?

LizzieJones

Czarcasm wrote: »

Did you also just read this as "penis"?

No.

Why is your mind in the gutter?

BeerWolf

gramar wrote: »

Have you ever used a dating site?

Nopes
_____

Dates, or Figs?

gramar

BeerWolf wrote: »

Nopes
_____

Dates, or Figs?

Fig rolls.

How do the get the fig in?

LizzieJones

MrVestek wrote: »

I'd be absolutely flattered. ;-)

Are you a fan of Doctor Who?

I've never watched it. Not once.

What is it about?

gramar

LizzieJones wrote: »

I've never watched it. Not once.

What is it about?

Never seen it in my life but I know there's a tardis.

Do you know what that is?

Czarcasm

LizzieJones wrote: »

No.

Why is your mind in the gutter?

My minds never been out of the gutter. Oscar Wilde may have been on to something when he said -

"We are all in the gutter, only some of us are looking at the stars"


Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near?

LizzieJones

gramar wrote: »

Never seen it in my life but I know there's a tardis.

Do you know what that is?

I think it is a phone booth.

LizzieJones

Czarcasm wrote: »

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near?

Because ....
Just like me, they long to be close to you.

Wanna get married?

gramar

LizzieJones wrote: »

I think it is a phone booth.

It's something that looks small on the outside but is deceptively large on the inside. At least so I was told.

Are you a hypochondriac?

Czarcasm

gramar wrote: »

It's something that looks small on the outside but is deceptively large on the inside. At least so I was told.

Are you a hypochondriac?

Nope, I'm like Samuel L. Jackson's character in Unbreakable, I seem to have all sorts of physical injuries, but nothing has actually managed to kill me yet. My wife thinks I can't taste the cyanide in my coffee, but you'd be surprised how you build up a resistance. Rasputin was a hooer for that kinda craic!




Are you sentimental or pragmatic?

BeerWolf

Czarcasm wrote: »

Are you sentimental or pragmatic?

Sentimental
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Aliens have landed by your home - what approach do you take ?

gramar

I'd get the shotgun.


It was 45 years since the moonlanding the other day. Fact or fiction?

Czarcasm

BeerWolf wrote: »

Sentimental
__________

Aliens have landed by your home - what approach do you take ?

I'd ask them how many miles does their spaceship get to the gallon, then invite them in for a cup of my wife's coffee, wait for it to take effect and then patent their spaceship engine technology and make silly money. Any alien that visits earth from another planet could never be a sign of intelligent life if they missed the turn-off at Mars.


Do you prefer being a driver, or a passenger?

Wichita Lineman

Driver

How many mirrors do you have in your house?