Interview the Person Below You

kissmequick

Think that's the grass yer lookin' at mate. :pac:


Why do clouds move? :eek:

catallus

Clouds don't move. It's the rotation of the Earth you're observing.

When do you pick your cabbages?

Greenmachine

catallus wrote: »

Clouds don't move. It's the rotation of the Earth you're observing.

When do you pick your cabbages?

In tesco, but only on a tuesday.

What are the best and worse fruits in your opinion.

kissmequick

Best are apples. Worst are plums.


Have you ever been on the receiving end of a Wasp-sting?

catallus

kissmequick wrote: »

Best are apples. Worst are plums.


Have you ever been on the receiving end of a Wasp-sting?

Yeah... it was sore. Are you suggesting I could be the one doing the stinging???

Ever broken one of your own bones?

Turtyturd

catallus wrote: »

Yeah... it was sore. Are you suggesting I could be the one doing the stinging???

Ever broken one of your own bones?

Broke a toe when an anchor fell on it during a fishing trip.

Has the Irish Rail strike messed up your commute?

catallus

No, I rarely travel by train.

Can you fly a helimacopter?

kissmequick

Nope.


Did you hae yer dinner yet?

catallus

Yes. It was some very questionable pork-ribs which I baked. Might kill me, maybe not.

Are you going to watch the football tonight?

Greenmachine

catallus wrote: »

Yes. It was some very questionable pork-ribs which I baked. Might kill me, maybe not.

Are you going to watch the football tonight?

No, I don't even know who is playing.

What did/will you have for dinner tonight.

Lyaiera

Edit: Haddock and Chips.

Why do people say. "Fish and chips" instead of naming the type of fish? No one would ever say a meat and chips.

C.K Dexter Haven

catallus wrote: »

Yes. It was some very questionable pork-ribs which I baked. Might kill me, maybe not.

Are you going to watch the football tonight?

Hmm, watching footballs all night. Is this some new fad like ice bucket?

man98

No, it's more like Elephant Polo Night.
Is the Tooth Fairy real?

idnkph

man98 wrote: »

No, it's more like Elephant Polo Night.
Is the Tooth Fairy real?

We’d really like to believe in the Tooth Fairy; however, more evidence is needed to substantiate her existence

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

man98

Because they float.

How many bricks does it take to build a house?

Ted_YNWA

you could manage with one really big brick.

Would that be practical?

C.K Dexter Haven

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

you could manage with one really big brick.

Would that be practical?

Eh, no. Isn't that just silly, a one brick house?

man98

Yes, a one brick house.
How much effort would making a chimney with that 1 brick require?

kissmequick

Maybe a little but very handy if it was doable. Shure some people live in cardboard boxes. And out of them!


What's your favourite Cereal?

C.K Dexter Haven

kissmequick wrote: »

Maybe a little but very handy if it was doable. Shure some people live in cardboard boxes. And out of them!


What's your favourite Cereal?

Can't beat cornflakes.

Cold milk and sugar on your cornflakes or just milk?

Ted_YNWA

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Can't beat cornflakes.

Cold milk and sugar on your cornflakes or just milk?

Just milk, only add sugar if feeling under the weather.

What colour is your ceiling?

C.K Dexter Haven

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Just milk, only add sugar if feeling under the weather.

What colour is your ceiling?

White. What sort of a question is that? :P

man98

A good one.
Do you want to go out with me some time?

Ted_YNWA

man98 wrote: »

A good one.
Do you want to go out with me some time?

Sure, let me get my gladrags on.

Is Stores open tonight?

catallus

How should I know?

Wine. Red or White?

C.K Dexter Haven

man98 wrote: »

A good one.
Do you want to go out with me some time?

Not really, you're a man, 98, and from Wexford. Do you have a will/land/money/dickie heart?:D

Ted_YNWA

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Not really, you're a man, 98, and from Wexford. Do you have a will/land/money/dickie heart?:D

I hope you don't have a problem with Wexford Dex !!


Which one of that list would you prefer?

C.K Dexter Haven

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I hope you don't have a problem with Wexford Dex !!


Which one of that list would you prefer?

None actually, it was a joke Ted. If I had a problem with Wexford, what would be the implications?

Ted_YNWA

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

None actually, it was a joke Ted. If I had a problem with Wexford, what would be the implications?

It would go to a vote & you may not be allowed to use the letters "ex" consecutively ever again.

IS that serious enough for you?

C.K Dexter Haven

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

It would go to a vote & you may not be allowed to use the letters "ex" consecutively ever again.

IS that serious enough for you?

Phew, for a minute there, I thought you were going to say C.K:eek:

Who would be voting in this here poll anyway?

Ted_YNWA

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Phew, for a minute there, I thought you were going to say C.K:eek:

Who would be voting in this here poll anyway?

It would go to an open vote there D'ter.

Did you get your polling card?

C.K Dexter Haven

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

It would go to an open vote there D'ter.

Did you get your polling card?

No.:(

I'm vted now Ted, doesn't it just make you're blood boil?:mad:

clappyhappy

All the time.

What is your favourite sport to watch?

northgirl

clappyhappy wrote: »

All the time.

What is your favourite sport to watch?

Hurling.

What's the hardest interview question you've ever been asked?

C.K Dexter Haven

northgirl wrote: »

What's the hardest interview question you've ever been asked?

Yep, that's the one:P

Is it that time already?

clappyhappy

Nearly.


Do you think you could be an assassin?

bogwalrus

clappyhappy wrote: »

Do you think you could be an assassin?

I actually think I could. Very few morals and love money. I hear it pays well.


Do you know all the words to any Eminem song?

kissmequick

No Thank God.


Have you been to see Eminem?

Nomis21

No I don't.


What are you doing being awake at this time in the morning?

clappyhappy

Enjoying my lie in before the kids go back to school on Thursday.

Do you have any opinion in the Scottish referendum next month?

stefan idiot jones

clappyhappy wrote: »

Do you have any opinion in the Scottish referendum next month?

None, sorry.

How much is this doggy in the window?

northgirl

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

None, sorry.

How much is this doggy in the window?

I don't know but I want it!

Do you like dogs?

WILL NEVER LOG OFF

northgirl wrote: »

I don't know but I want it!

Do you like dogs?

i love dogs. ideal job as a child was to be a puppy farmer. oops.

did you go on holiday this year? (i also used to be a hairdresser)

northgirl

WILL NEVER LOG OFF wrote: »

i love dogs. ideal job as a child was to be a puppy farmer. oops.

did you go on holiday this year? (i also used to be a hairdresser)

I didn't so far, I might just leave it til next year now.

Do you own a dog?

Jamaican Me Crazy

Not anymore I had 2 Cavaliers and I had to rehome them following a break up. They were being left alone for too long and I couldn't afford them. Heart is still broken. Thankfully, they went to fantastic homes.

Have you ever held a snake?

northgirl

Jamaican Me Crazy wrote: »

Not anymore I had 2 Cavaliers and I had to rehome them following a break up. They were being left alone for too long and I couldn't afford them. Heart is still broken. Thankfully, they went to fantastic homes.

Have you ever held a snake?

That's really hard..

No! Don't want to either.

What's your favourite time of day?

marieholmfan

Morning before everyone else gets up.
What do you think of these new coffee machines?

Sephiroth_dude

There great


If you drink coffee do you drink it with or without milk?

Wichita Lineman

With.

If you drink tea do you make it with a tea bag or loose tea leaves?

Sephiroth_dude

Barry's finest tea bags


Barry's or Lyons?