Trivial shít you don't got time for

Brinimartini

Bad grammar in posts

Burger Queenz 1212

Posts in which there is bad grammar

Jeefff

Grammatically bad posts.

fussyonion

#people #with #not #only #bad #grammar #but #people #who #hashtag #everything #they #post

Tail Docker

Bad grandma really gets my goat.

CrookedJack

Badly post grammarisation

Tail Docker

CrookedJack wrote: »

Badly post grammarisation

I think you'll find it is posited. FFs, people grandmas, gone to hell these days.

bnagrrl

Fat Christy wrote: »

- Keeping up to date with grooming. For 6-8 months of the year I have hairy everything. No one is going to see my legs/underarms/other places where hair grows. It's winter, it's cold, why bother shaving? I also occasionally like to rock the caterpillar eyebrow look, I don't have time to be getting my eyebrows done every 4 to 6 weeks.

:eek: :eek:

6-8 MONTHS?!?!?!?!? Sweet suferdin' Jaysus!

I can't go 6-8 weeks without keeping everything tidy and presentable!

Tail Docker

bnagrrl wrote: »

:eek: :eek:

6-8 MONTHS?!?!?!?!? Sweet suferdin' Jaysus!

I can't go 6-8 weeks without keeping everything tidy and presentable!

The key bit in that post was the "no-one going to see it" bit. I'm guessing someones probably going to see your bits, so there you go, grooming is required.

2Mad2BeMad

Burger Queenz 1212 wrote: »

Posts in which there is bad grammar

That is not trivial.

Making my bed, Don't see the point.
People who think that once they wear trousers for the day, thats it they have to be washed.
Getting into a taxi, hearing their life storys
Nosy neighbours
small talk in general, specially about football, I love football but don't just ask me one question about it, if your going to chat about it or bring it up at least try carry some of the conversation.
Shaking hands at interviews, for all I know the interviewer could of been picking his nose, scratching his balls before I see him. I'm not a clean freak but I don't know why society has approved of the "shaking hands" approach, if anything it looks desperate.

Maximus Alexander

I'm with you OP, f*ck making the bed! Just close the damn bedroom door when guests are coming over. The only time I see my bed is when I'm getting into it - ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

Barbers. Oh man barbers. Sitting there surrounded by people's snot nosed screaming kids on a Saturday while a whole line of them get about 0.4mm taken off the top and then handing over 20 quid for the privilege. I bought an electric shaver and I just buzz the head once a month. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

Shaving. Me bollox am I shaving every morning. Nah, one day a week I'm straight laced, sharp and clean shaven. The rest of the week I'm a motherloving ruggedly handsome, bestubbled bastard. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

Oh Lord Jesus it's a fire. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

-Pairs of socks. Bollocks to that. If I ever have a matching pair on it's pure coincidence.

-Hear hear to the ironing of most stuff. I mean shirts, dresses, yeah. Pillowcases and jeans and stuff, pfffffffffft.

-Hair cuts. I get one haircut about every 18 months, get it chopped up around my chin, it's halfway down my back by the time I get it cut again. Spending €70 quid or something every three months?? I will yeah. :rolleyes:

Tail Docker

Speed limits under 100, ain't noone got time for that..oh, that's just me? Riight...

fussyonion

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

I'm with you OP, f*ck making the bed! Just close the damn bedroom door when guests are coming over. The only time I see my bed is when I'm getting into it - ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

Barbers. Oh man barbers. Sitting there surrounded by people's snot nosed screaming kids on a Saturday while a whole line of them get about 0.4mm taken off the top and then handing over 20 quid for the privilege. I bought an electric shaver and I just buzz the head once a month. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

Shaving. Me bollox am I shaving every morning. Nah, one day a week I'm straight laced, sharp and clean shaven. The rest of the week I'm a motherloving ruggedly handsome, bestubbled bastard. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

Oh Lord Jesus it's a fire. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

I'd say you look only masso hunzo.

bnagrrl

Tail Docker wrote: »

The key bit in that post was the "no-one going to see it" bit. I'm guessing someones probably going to see your bits, so there you go, grooming is required.

Nope, I'm single. :P

Six to eight months worth of regrowth would drive me insane!

Nib

Birthdays - Who gives a flying fuck that you managed to stay alive for another year... It's not an achievement.

Pissing - One minute of pure boredom, unless I'm playing the clean the previous user's shit of the bowl game. At least a shit is somewhat enjoyable, and you get to sit down.

Ads - Thank God for Sky+.

Topping up my phone - Hurry up automated woman person, I haven't got all day.

Putting the lid on my dinner in the microwave - Load of bollocks! Ah yeah, the top is lovely and hot, nearly get brain freeze when I work my way down the plate.

Changing bed clothes - Ah heyor! Just buy new ones. Would need to book a day off work to change the things.

Waiting for my tea to cool down - Fuck that shit, just pour it half way through the kettle boiling. Save time on waiting on the bastard to boil too.

Kitchen roll - Dafuq is that all about? Dishcloth for everyting kitchen related.

Firelighters - Cup of diesel. Be grand.

Ahhhhhhh....

Voodoomelon

I haven't been clean shaven in about 7 years. Not once. Just run the neck trimmer jobby over my entire head twice a week, job done.

Giving my twin brother a birthday present. Neither of us bother, what's the point!

Maximus Alexander

fussyonion wrote: »

I'd say you look only masso hunzo.

Ladies, form an orderly line please.

Tail Docker

bnagrrl wrote: »

Nope, I'm single. :P

Six to eight months worth of regrowth would drive me insane!

Life is not fair. There's you, all groomed and smooth, and some lazy, hairy fecker is getting all your action. I for one hope you get all the boom-boom you deserve and need.

Bipolar Joe

Cutting any hair. Don't give a fuck, it's boring and stupid and having a sharp implement that close to your face is counter intuitive to existence.

Eating. Mostly the cooking part. I never would if I could. The best part about food is having a really great poop later.

Also making the bed. Fuck it. There's no point.

Shopping at all. I hate it. People shoving, then the queue, then packing it away.

Putting clothes away. Bad enough I have to wash them. They'll only end up used again. Endless cycle. My wardrobe is the floor.

Going to sleep. I love sleeping, but the act of going to sleep is bullshit. Lie down in the dark for ages. A second seems like five minutes.

Hoovering. Thank God the floor here doesn't have a carpet. Hoovering is stupid.

Waiting for updates to download. Why the fuck is it only when I need to use the software? It works already.

YouTube. In it's current state, it's unusable. When you have to use a third party add-on to use your platform, you messed up.

Whatever is making my Internet be a bollix. There's plenty of crap I can be doing online, why is it acting up now for no reason?

Cleaning my studio. Just like putting clothes away. I'm only gonna be using the pedals again tomorrow. Why put them away?

EULAs. If I wanted to read a novel, I'd go to the book store.

LizzieJones

Fat Christy wrote: »

What do you not got time for?

Drying my hair. I let it air dry.

Ironing.

99% of news stories on tv or the internet

Pairing up my socks

Folding underwear. No one sees in my dresser anyway.

Knick-knacks. Hate them.

Make-up and nail polish. Hate it.

Wearing underwear on hot days. Why?

Commercials.

Running out of tea or toilet paper.

Aw man, I can't believe the hate for ironed bed sheets :pac:

But they feel sooooo nice when they're all crispy and smooth! Seriously! They're the only thing I iron straight away. Clothes get ironed on a need to wear basis.

Then if you make the bed they stay all smooth and lovely for aaaaaages

*snuggles back into duvet*

wandatowell

Anybody iron their socks?

wandatowell

wandatowell wrote: »

Anybody iron their socks?

Friend of mine irons her socks and knickers! Anything that dries outside gets ironed!

Lou.m

Worrying what people think. (I can't be bothered analyzing **** anyway most of the time people are doing their own thing no one cares it's great!)

Unkind people. (it's nice to be nice and it costs nothing)

People who complain about treats and nice events like 'OMG pride was so full of drink etc'...or people who give out about others do ing nice things...(like omg why give to charity you are only doing it to be seen or charity is all bent anyway etc)

Snobs.

Arrogant people. (ties in with snobs...borrrring..)

People with no thought or time for others and think they are the ****. (Ironically they seem to require the most attention and can be quite needy)

People who trash things because it is not popular or cool ( I love classical music and Opera for instance ) I don't know a lot about wine or gourmet food but I respect the effort and craft. I think you should respect the skill and hobbies of others.

Cruelty and abuse of humans obviously but also animals. (you are not cool you are stupid).

People who lecture others about what to eat. ( don't eat meat but I will cook meat for visitors of friends respect peoples choices).

Quark. (ain't no one got time for that)

People with no imagination.

People with no magic in their lives.

People do don't respect creative people ( I am creative ...of course)

Manipulative people.

Irish Guitarist

I couldn't be bothered washing a plate if I know I'm going to use it again later that day. If I eat something containing sauce I'll wash the plate, but I don't see the point if all that's on it is a few breadcrumbs.

ToddyDoody

Installing a toilet in the house is a waste of time. You can use a public one most of the time and a bucket the rest. Trivial **** indeed.

Baron Kurtz

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Cutting any hair. Don't give a fuck, it's boring and stupid and having a sharp implement that close to your face is counter intuitive to existence.

Eating. Mostly the cooking part. I never would if I could. The best part about food is having a really great poop later.

Also making the bed. Fuck it. There's no point.

Shopping at all. I hate it. People shoving, then the queue, then packing it away.

Putting clothes away. Bad enough I have to wash them. They'll only end up used again. Endless cycle. My wardrobe is the floor.

Going to sleep. I love sleeping, but the act of going to sleep is bullshit. Lie down in the dark for ages. A second seems like five minutes.

Hoovering. Thank God the floor here doesn't have a carpet. Hoovering is stupid.

Waiting for updates to download. Why the fuck is it only when I need to use the software? It works already.

YouTube. In it's current state, it's unusable. When you have to use a third party add-on to use your platform, you messed up.

Whatever is making my Internet be a bollix. There's plenty of crap I can be doing online, why is it acting up now for no reason?

Cleaning my studio. Just like putting clothes away. I'm only gonna be using the pedals again tomorrow. Why put them away?

EULAs. If I wanted to read a novel, I'd go to the book store.

What is wrong with you?:)
Have you just given up completely? So you don't really do anything!

Plus, you still should hoover, carpet or not. Where do you think it goes. The floor ain't magic.

Baron Kurtz

Lou.m wrote: »

Worrying what people think. (I can't be bothered analyzing **** anyway most of the time people are doing their own thing no one cares it's great!)

Unkind people. (it's nice to be nice and it costs nothing)

People who complain about treats and nice events like 'OMG pride was so full of drink etc'...or people who give out about others do ing nice things...(like omg why give to charity you are only doing it to be seen or charity is all bent anyway etc)

Snobs.

Arrogant people. (ties in with snobs...borrrring..)

People with no thought or time for others and think they are the ****. (Ironically they seem to require the most attention and can be quite needy)

People who trash things because it is not popular or cool ( I love classical music and Opera for instance ) I don't know a lot about wine or gourmet food but I respect the effort and craft. I think you should respect the skill and hobbies of others.

Cruelty and abuse of humans obviously but also animals. (you are not cool you are stupid).

People who lecture others about what to eat. ( don't eat meat but I will cook meat for visitors of friends respect peoples choices).

Quark. (ain't no one got time for that)

People with no imagination.

People with no magic in their lives.

People do don't respect creative people ( I am creative ...of course)

Manipulative people.

Yeah, like, you're so like cool and free spirited.

Adamantium

People with no self awareness . It is by far the most attractive traits, a person can have. Most people are terrible listeners.

The wasters in school giving the teachers a hard time, I felt sorry for them and even more so now, they really were only hurting themselves.

Nobody wanted to be there including myself and it was fairly opressive, but why make it harder, we'll be free in a few years time?

I remember thinking these people are doing their jobs, can't we just leave them alone?

I was a sort of get in there, get out there, get it done, after the novelty of 1st year wore off, which is when my grades started to drop slowly over the next 4.

I'm actually a huge extrovert and really enthusiastically opinionated , but people got the idea in their heads that I was quiet, I just felt sensitive to other people, so acting like an rambling madman was saved for school trips and weekends with friends in private.

blaze1

Shaving. The beard/face gets done once every 1-2 weeks when I shave my head, being baldy has its pros too!

Lots of this stuff isn't trivial.

rainbow kirby

Cooking a dinner every day - easier to cook a big batch every 2-3 days and reheat

Make-up for work, takes up valuable sleeping time in the morning

Cleaning my bike after every long spin

Ironing things that don't absolutely need to be ironed

Ghost Buster

Fat Christy wrote: »

Trivial shít that you don't got time for. My list is as follows:

- Drying my hair. I couldn't be bothered. Haven't used a hair dryer in the last 2 years.

Hair in general...
I shaved off a fulsome head of hair for Shave or Die two years ago and have kept it shaved since. I drag a razor over it about once a week as opposed to tending to it every morning, every time it rains or is windy and getting it cut every few months.
Baldy is besty

Ditch

" Trivial shít you don't got time for ..... "

One word? Kardashians.

Sir Arthur Daley

Spending 3-4 hours a evening watching soaps.

wp_rathead

Having matching socks - first two i pick up is whats going on my feet (after customary sniff to make sure they are grand)

patmac

Housework I mean all that hovering, ironing, dusting, etc takes ages and 6 month's later you have to do it all over again.
Mowing the lawn what a waste, has to be done, but only when I can't see the wall, unlike my neighbour who mows his every day weather permitting.

Putins Future Killer

Cleaning glasses.

Birneybau

Nib wrote: »

Changing bed clothes - Ah heyor! Just buy new ones. Would need to book a day off work to change the things.

Ahhhhhhh....

Eh, you buy a new, fully made up bed everytime?

Fat Christy

Deleted User wrote: »

Lots of this stuff isn't trivial.

Woah Whoops, step away from the iron. :P :pac:

RFOLEY1990

Jeefff wrote: »

Sure what's the point in wiping your arse?

just jump in the shower.

McChubbin

I'm the same as the OP regarding shaving.
Unless I'm purposely wearing a short dress, I don't shave my legs unless I absolutely have to. I tend to wear thin-fabric leggings under short dresses as pantyhose/tights are instruments of the devil. Nobody is going to see my hairy bits so there's no point in shaving. That said, I don't feel properly groomed if I go longer than 6 weeks without waxing my eyebrows.

I also don't care for timing eggs on the boil. Sure, I leave them on the stove in the pot of water, bring them to the boil and go do something else for a bit. Nine times out of ten, the eggs turn out perfect.

I also, with the rare exception of getting my hair cut by a hairdresser friend about twice a year, generally have no call for using a hair dryer. Towel dry and air dry for the win!

housetypeb

The passenger well of my car is full of discarded coffee cups and crumpled cigarette packets,a few books I've read or are in the process of reading and various paid bills etc, the outside is covered in dust and only washed by the gentle rain, Have to think real hard to recall it's plate number.

shopaholic01

There seems to be a lot of hairy, unkempt posters here, typing away in creased clothes. :eek:

I don't have time for that!

Fat Christy

shopaholic01 wrote: »

There seems to be a lot of hairy, unkempt posters here, typing away in creased clothes. :eek:

I don't have time for that!

Join Whoops with the iron over there. :pac:

None of my clothes are creased, hang them up and they'll be fiiiiinnnneee. :P

Fat Christy

McChubbin wrote: »

I'm the same as the OP regarding shaving.
Unless I'm purposely wearing a short dress, I don't shave my legs unless I absolutely have to. I tend to wear thin-fabric leggings under short dresses as pantyhose/tights are instruments of the devil. Nobody is going to see my hairy bits so there's no point in shaving. That said, I don't feel properly groomed if I go longer than 6 weeks without waxing my eyebrows.

I also don't care for timing eggs on the boil. Sure, I leave them on the stove in the pot of water, bring them to the boil and go do something else for a bit. Nine times out of ten, the eggs turn out perfect.

I also, with the rare exception of getting my hair cut by a hairdresser friend about twice a year, generally have no call for using a hair dryer. Towel dry and air dry for the win!

Oh wow!! I'm exactly the same!! Eyebrows are my thing, I let them grow for a bit but I really love my eyebrows. You don't want to know how much money I spend on them.

housetypeb

shopaholic01 wrote: »

There seems to be a lot of hairy, unkempt posters here, typing away in creased clothes. :eek:

I don't have time for that!

If everybody was somebody,nobody would be anybody.
Celebrate the difference.

bottlebrush

ironing teatowels! some people i know do it.

i hate cleaning ashes out of the stove . wrecks my head i let it build up as much as i can get away with before damaging the grate.

professore

Fat Christy wrote: »

Trivial shít that you don't got time for. My list is as follows:

- Drying my hair. I couldn't be bothered. Haven't used a hair dryer in the last 2 years.

- Making my bed in the morning. I'm going to sleep it, why bother making it every morning?

- Cleaning my car. Nope, not gonna happen until it starts growing it's own little ecosystem.

- Ironing. I don't iron anything, ever! Hang it up straight away, there'll be near a crease on it.

- Waiting for the tea to brew in a cup. **** that shít, splash some milk in and drink it with the bag in it. Sure, it'll be graaaannnndddd.

- Keeping up to date with grooming. For 6-8 months of the year I have hairy everything. No one is going to see my legs/underarms/other places where hair grows. It's winter, it's cold, why bother shaving? I also occasionally like to rock the caterpillar eyebrow look, I don't have time to be getting my eyebrows done every 4 to 6 weeks.

- Organising college notes. My life would be soo much easier if I was a bit more organised but nope it's never going to happen. I'll work around it, sure it'll be grand. Colour coded folders are so over-rated.

- Going shopping for anything that isn't food. Shopping centres and dressing rooms, I hate you all. Buy all the things online. \o/

What do you not got time for?

In there before people say posting a comment to this thread. :P :pac:

Great list. I'm forty something and married with kids and l agree with all of the above. At my age I can grow some "interesting" eyebrow hair.