So I've converted to Satanism...

frag420

catallus wrote: »

There's always something to be said for having another mass.

Do tell....

catallus

I'm glad you asked.

If the OP is serious about dedicating his life to the Dark Lord, aka the Father of Lies, then another mass would be needed to protect the faith of his fellow lunatics. There would also be the benefit of letting the local bishop know what's afoot.

These are serious considerations, not to be taken lightly.

westernfrenzy

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SANTA!!!

catallus

HAIL!

_Redzer_

frag420 wrote: »

Is there anything to be said about having another mass??

Down with that sort of thing

urabell

This a a proud catholic forum in a proud catholic country, amen.

wendell borton

FYP

catallus wrote: »

There's always something to be said for having another black mass.

Renegade Mechanic

Theres an old saying, better the devil you know than the devil you dont..

DEFTLEFTHAND

catallus wrote: »

HAIL!

TO THE HAMMER!!

Son Of A Vidic

wendell borton wrote: »

FYP

catallus wrote: »

There's always something to be said for having another black mass.

So I hear you're a racist now wendell.

Adamantium

If there is a God and he uses an accounting system, we're all satanists.

Arthur Beesley

OP, does that involve giving up pork and alcohol?

c_man

What if the being everybody on Earth thinks is God, is actually the Devil. And the Devil is actually the real God. Would that be the kinda thing you're after OP?

Lucifer MorningStar

Hotfail.com wrote: »

I've decided that I will let my brain rule from now on, so Satan is my God.

It's the only religion I've ever found that lists Individualism and Pride as primary aspects of their belief system, two things which I believe are vital to leading a happy life. I mean, what's not to like? Why should I let my natural urges (within the law) be oppressed by an old book? It's a religion which strives for progression and advancement instead of backwards thinking and dogma.

What do you think AH? I've never actually been able to discuss this topic in a mature manner before... Here's hoping this is the first time!

Good for you man, I'm the way to go...

iDave

There really is a lot to be said for being an atheist.

Hotfail.com

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

OP, does that involve giving up pork and alcohol?

It involves having more!

SeanW

Hotfail.com wrote: »

See, the whole point is lack of worship! I believe that my brain should be able to tell me what I can do with my life instead of being led by the Bible or a similar old book

Umm ... you do realise that this is exactly what you are doing? Satan is a part of all Abrahamic faiths. You've just picked the "bad guy" from the Bible and decided to worship him instead.

catallus

Hotfail.com wrote: »

It involves having more!

Interesting!

Any more perks with this package? You've piqued my curiosity.

If there's anything along the lines of boobies I might consider joining your group.

Cantremember

One made up entity replacing another. Good move, give the oul Flying Spaghetti Monster a turn soon.

UCDVet

False Dilemma

is a type of informal fallacy that involves a situation in which limited alternatives are considered, when in fact there is at least one additional option.

Picking Satanism because it's the religion that makes 'the most' sense is a mistake. You are presuming that all possible belief systems are captured by current religions and that one of them must be correct.

LordNorbury

I heard the initiation ceremony can be quite a pleasant experience lol!

Zed Bank

You can't convert to Satanism. You we're a satanist all along and didn't know it. Satanists are born not made.

I suggest you read "the satanic bible" and the "satanic scriptures" before you commit rather than just what you can read on the internet. The information is great but it doesn't give you a comprehensive look at the philosophy.

Satanism is a very misunderstood religion and there is alot of prejudice out there so I wouldnt wear your satanic commitment on your sleeve.

Good luck.

job seeker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc3MnbNNp8s

WilliamMelmoth

I was a Satanist for many years and still find it intriguing. It takes guts to align yourself with a symbol of cosmic rebellion. Take pride in your decision and live vitally.