Brazil v Netherlands, World Cup 3rd/4th Place Playoff, 9PM 7/12/14

GreNoLi

I wish all football commentary was as lighthearted as this.

murpho999

KungPao wrote: »

Just switched over, yes, very bland on ITV. I disagree with the grand job by RTE fellas though. Too pointlessly shouty for my liking.

I think they're in a relaxed "Apres Match" mode. Leave them at it.

Kylo Ren

£50,000,000 for Luiz. You could have bought 763,941 Garth Brooks tickets for that.

fearrua

Luiz "trying to set a world record for giving the ball away"

DanDublin1982

I think Kerr thinks he has to act like the Apres lads in the studio. Switched to UTV for the first time this World Cup.

KungPao

murpho999 wrote: »

I think they're in a relaxed "Apres Match" mode. Leave them at it.

I can't take ITV any more! So bloody dull. I'll give the lads another chance!

IvySlayer

World record

JONJO THE MISER

A good boot in the shin:D

Hank Scorpio

Bang

fearrua

Fuuuuck. Vlaar pulled out a Ramires tackle on Ramires.

vidor

Cringe from Alkin. Trying so hard tonight.

J. Marston

I love Alkin and Kerr taking the piss out of Luiz.

Scorpion Sting

''He was later than the 44 bus usually is.''

Corholio

Dont know whwt happened Brazil between group stages and 2nd round. Even though they werent playing great, they still looked lot more solid, theres zero protection from midfield since then.

Billy86

Leave the comedy to Brian, Aiken.

A2LUE42

David Luiz trying to set a world record for the number of times you can give the ball away in a match - B Kerr.

irishmays

Keno wrote: »

£50,000,000 for Luiz. You could have bought 763,941 Garth Brooks tickets for that.

And you'd still be s-hiting your money away

Turtyturd

Vlaar taking a page out of the 'David Luiz big book of defending'.

take everything

Relax Cillesen. They'll come nowhere near the net

Knex*

Keno wrote: »

£50,000,000 for Luiz. You could have bought 763,941 Garth Brooks tickets for that.

PSG probably wish their transfer wasn't going ahead either.

wonski

Corholio wrote: »

Dont know whwt happened Brazil between group stages and 2nd round. Even though they werent playing great, they still looked lot more solid, theres zero protection from midfield since then.

The opponents, that is what happened.

Knex*

The lads jokes are bloody cringe at times.

Harry Angstrom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuNXEstvhZo

Mr.Crinklewood

Keno wrote: »

£50,000,000 for Luiz. You could have bought 763,941 Garth Brooks tickets for that.

Luiz provides more entertainment

Lightbulb Sun

Did Kerr just reference the Leinster Senior League?

Johnnythefox4

"Right Said Fred"

I wish RTE replaced Ray "What he should have done was" Houghton with Brian Kerr. He's knowledgeable, insightful, and very funny.

fearrua

Did Alkin just say Gustavo is blameless for the 7-1? He played the full 90 didn't he?

Scorpion Sting

Lightbulb Sun wrote: »

Did Kerr just reference the Leinster Senior League?

I thought he said Leicester instead of Leinster.

take everything

Difference there between the two teams the way Robben kept it in play.
Brazil wouldn't bother their arse keeping it in.

Corholio

wonski wrote: »

The opponents, that is what happened.

Part of it is that but the gaping openness about them isn't explained by that. Very poor teams keep it tight against very good teams all the time.

I think Scolari completely overrates his attacking players and plays so open that way.

Billy86

Billy86 wrote: »

Leave the comedy to Brian, Aiken.

No, seriously...

Oscar Bravo

"joe should go" and "right said fred" LOL LOL

Angron

Cillessen seems like the sort of keeper that'd give managers heart failure at times.

Hank Scorpio

You might say Jo should go, cringeeeeeeeeeee!

shrewdness

Two key things to take away from that first half:

1 - Luiz is an awful defender

2- Kerr has been on the sauce all day

Pdoghue

Kerr does seriously sound jarred.

Mr.Crinklewood

Lightbulb Sun wrote: »

Did Kerr just reference the Leinster Senior League?

.. And right said Fred

citytillidie

Shocking officials 1st goal never a pen and 2nd one was off side

irishmays

Neymar looking at the big telle for his face again, pleb

Oscar Bravo

the boys are half cut defo!

GreNoLi

Round of applause for Brian Kerr.

fullstop

jebforever wrote: »

I thought he said Leicester instead of Leinster.

Nope, Leinster Senior League and AUL.

J. Marston

Pdoghue wrote: »

Kerr does seriously sound jarred.

The two of them are probably sitting there with a bag of cans.

Turtyturd

Angron wrote: »

Cillessen seems like the sort of keeper that'd give managers heart failure at times.

Worst part is even he doesn't look confident doing it.

brevity

The commentary is so weird this evening.

Ishmael

fearrua wrote: »

Did Alkin just say Gustavo is blameless for the 7-1? He played the full 90 didn't he?

I think the point he was making was that he is still in the team despite other players being changed after that match.

Harry Angstrom

GreNoLi wrote: »

Round of applause drinks for Brian Kerr.

FYP

_Kaiser_

brevity wrote: »

The commentary is so weird this evening.

The whole thing is a piss-take obviously. No-one cares about this match - least of all Brazil.

Turtyturd

'Welcome back if you've just joined us and if you haven't, hello.'

adox

Robbie Savage. Nice.