Manlet

JonKelleher

What height is the cut off point for being a manlet?

You know those short guys with Napoleon syndrome e.g. the little fella you see at the gym who tries to draw attention away from his short stature by packing on excessive muscle mass (this generally has an effect opposite of that which was intended).

Hande hoche!

5'7 and below.

JonKelleher

Hande hoche! wrote: »

5'7 and below.

Oooh I think you are being generous. I was thinking more the 5'9 mark!

Buzz Killington the third

Stop making up words OP!

Hande hoche!

JonKelleher wrote: »

Oooh I think you are being generous. I was thinking more the 5'9 mark!

Tom Cruise and Bono are my reference points.

JonKelleher

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Tom Cruise and Bono are my reference points.

Two prime examples.

catallus

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

Stop making up words OP!

I think he deserves a prize.

What a wonderful idea for a thread!

I admit it. I am jelly.

catallus

I also agree with the 5' 9" mark.

Anything under that height makes me want to pick up the little person and throw him up into the air like a toy. You know, because they're so little and they can be used as playthings

Iwasfrozen

OP is spending too much time on 4chan.

JonKelleher

catallus wrote: »

I think he deserves a prize.

What a wonderful idea for a thread!

I admit it. I am jelly.

Thank you sir.

Renegade Mechanic

Are we not allowed to say shortarse anymore? Is "manlet" the pc thing instead?

Fr_Dougal

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

Stop making up words OP!

You make a cromulent point.

catallus

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

OP is spending too much time on 4chan.

That's a physical impossibility. There is simply not enough time in the universe to spend on 4chan. God bless 4chan.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

The fcuk are ye all talking about?

JonKelleher

catallus wrote: »

I also agree with the 5' 9" mark.

Anything under that height makes me want to pick up the little person and throw him up into the air like a toy. You know, because they're so little and they can be used as playthings

I hear you pal, nothing more annoying than a 5'8er strutting around giving it large with a full dose of Napoleon syndrome. I can understand they feel insecure, but no need to take it out on everyone else.

JonKelleher

Camdyn Easy Drill wrote: »

The fcuk are ye all talking about?

People with Napoleon syndrome.

DEFTLEFTHAND

They always try to be the 'character' in social situations.

catallus

The best thing about them is when they get angry and their little bodies start shaking with rage as they try to be taken seriously. Always makes me giggle.

JonKelleher

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

They always try to be the 'character' in social situations.

Yes, they love being the 'gas man'. I think it's a need to be the centre of attention, because they are typically overlooked due to their stature. I've noticed that they are very quick to anger, but often with little follow through.

Iwasfrozen

JonKelleher wrote: »

Yes, they love being the 'gas man'. I think it's a need to be the centre of attention, because they are typically overlooked due to their stature. I've noticed that they are very quick to anger, but often with little follow through.

I think you're describing yourself in this thread pal.

JonKelleher

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

I think you're describing yourself in this thread pal.

Do you? That's great pal.

Davarus Walrus

catallus wrote: »

The best thing about them is when they get angry and their little bodies start shaking with rage as they try to be taken seriously. Always makes me giggle.

Few things more amusing that seeing some little pipsqueak who can't handle his drink getting aggressive in a pub. Probably filled with anger as most of the women are taller than him. You'd be tempted to rest your pint glass on the top of his head.

Pat Mustard

Camdyn Easy Drill wrote: »

The fcuk are ye all talking about?

Muscular hobbits, apparently.

Iwasfrozen

JonKelleher wrote: »

Do you? That's great pal.

Quick to anger too.

preston johnny

If you are going to joke about such a serious matter.....then keep it short.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

I think you're describing yourself in this thread pal.

I'm going with the theory that the people so enthusiastically putting other men down are probably compensating for something themselves...

I mean penises

Iwasfrozen

Camdyn Easy Drill wrote: »

I'm going with the theory that the people so enthusiastically putting other men down are probably compensating for something themselves...

Yeah it's the bullies who are usually insecure about themselves.

JonKelleher

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

Quick to anger too.

And what height are you?

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

The Mustard wrote: »

Muscular hobbits, apparently.

I even looked on Urban Dictionary and it was pretty much word for word the same as the OP. I'm disappointed that such a staggering display of wit wasn't an original work :pac:

JonKelleher

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

Few things more amusing that seeing some little pipsqueak who can't handle his drink getting aggressive in a pub. Probably filled with anger as most of the women are taller than him. You'd be tempted to rest your pint glass on the top of his head.

Gets me every time. That was how I first noticed Napoleon syndrome!

A Greedy Algorithm

Under 5'10 = manlet.

I would really hate to be a manlet.