Off Topic: Gamblers Ramblings

Shemale

WEST HAM V CRYSTAL PALACE
Get a refund as a free bet up to €25 on Correct Score, Anytime Correct Score, First, Last or Anytime Goalscorer bets if your selected trigger happens. (you pick one of the following)

Marouane Chamakh scores anytime

West Ham win and both teams score

West ham score 3 or more goals

A penalty is scored

There are exactly 2 goals in the 1st half

Johner

Just backed them in play at 5/4 droidy.

Slattsy

Is everyone on them except me???
Might throw on a score lol

Slattsy

Might wait 10 mins and get a bigger price.

Johner

I'd have them more an 8/11 shot at home to Palace, they better win or droidy gets bet.

Slattsy

Johner wrote: »

I'd have them more an 8/11 shot at home to Palace, they better win or droidy gets bet.

a free bet?

Johner

Slattsy wrote: »

a free bet?

And a bottle across the back of the head.

Slattsy

Niiiiiiiiiiiice

Slattsy

Im on 13/10

Slattsy

****

Johner

Balls, Noble hit the bar.

Slattsy

Im regretting that bet. 2 awful teams.

BumperD

everyone is on the hammers then.

BumperD

Slattsy wrote: »

Im regretting that bet. 2 awful teams.

It's a typical "derby" match

Slattsy

Thats why i said it wasnt a derby, neither team cares about the other.

droidman123

If slattsy is on....the bet could be doomed!!

Slattsy

This is schoolboy level football at best.

Johner

Not going well, Palace the better chances.

Johner

Oh ffs.

Slattsy

My own fault

Johner

what the **** was that Creswell.

droidman123

Relax lads...it will all come good in the second half. About 3 or 4-1 for the hammers.

BumperD

The bigger the price the bigger the certainty.

BumperD

Fry up on. illy coffee brewing. And no mouldy head on me, which is rare for a Saturday morning. Today is going to be a good day.

droidman123

Just had a curry,havingna coffee and a mars bar now.i will be releasing a beast if the hammers dont get their act together in the second half!!

BumperD

Coffee and a Mars bar from the fridge. Cold chocolate. Cannot beat that with a cup of hot brew.

BumperD

I cannot see the match but in play betting tells me west ham are 6/1. Maybe I should back them at that price?

droidman123

BumperD wrote: »

I cannot see the match but in play betting tells me west ham are 6/1. Maybe I should back them at that price?

Yes..i would endorse that.

BumperD

Right now, somewhere deep in Southeast Asia, aussietom is playing a game of pool while throwing a cautionary glance at the flickering tv monitor mounted on a counter top of the **** hole bar he's hussling in tonight. The locals don't know it, but the hammers match has taken on a life or death importance. With only one bar left on his mobile device, he's wagered the last of his savings on the match while doing a last double or quits on the next game of pool with king dong hu, the local gang leader come pool shark. Let's hope the hammers win, that's all I'm saying.

Slattsy

just had an omelette and tucking into a snickers now.

Johner

West Shit.

Johner

West Cunts.

Johner

West Pricks.

Slattsy

West Germany

BumperD

My in play betting says they are 25/1 and I can cash out 50 cent :mad:

Where is sarko

droidman123

I,m leaving now...i wont be around for a while

Shemale

****s sake between West Ham and Ifandbut****face my money has been seriously dwindled :mad:

Slattsy

Was about to back Dresden but didnt pull the trigger.

BumperD

droidman123 wrote: »

I,m leaving now...i wont be around for a while

Don't be daft!

BumperD

I am backing France Wales to win by 6-10 points. Wales France are useless. And I mean useless. Springtime in Paris. Handicap says 3point match but I think France Wales are stronger than that so 5/4 ht, ft and the 6-10 point margin will do for me.

Vive la France Wales!

Shemale

Droidy just saw the ad for Moone Boy when they are looking at the wedding dress and thought of you:

Backing Palace is a terrible idea, we don't want to ruin anyones day..

*click* West Ham

BumperD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DtiiGdo2T0





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM4mIlYKG9s

Slattsy

Dont have half as money cash in my locker for Cheltenham this year with the wedding coming up

Shemale

Slattsy wrote: »

Dont have half as money cash in my locker for Cheltenham this year with the wedding coming up

At least you are getting married, I don't have near enough money for it because my punting has been of complete ****house level.

Going over Tuesday and Wednesday, have £465 for food, drink, betting and drink back here on Friday, don;t have another sheckle until 20th March.

Slattsy

Are you not married?? Assumed ye were!

Just budget properly and you'll be sound.

Slattsy

Current ground at Cheltenham? Anyone know

tomaussie

BumperD wrote: »

Right now, somewhere deep in Southeast Asia, aussietom is playing a game of pool while throwing a cautionary glance at the flickering tv monitor mounted on a counter top of the **** hole bar he's hussling in tonight. The locals don't know it, but the hammers match has taken on a life or death importance. With only one bar left on his mobile device, he's wagered the last of his savings on the match while doing a last double or quits on the next game of pool with king dong hu, the local gang leader come pool shark. Let's hope the hammers win, that's all I'm saying.

Not tonight. Been awake for nearly 24 hours so the hallucinations will start soon.

Had a very small nibble on one of Aidan's selections so not a bad day.

Right. I'm off to sleep or I'm off trippin.

Bangkok on Monday. There's where the real hussling will happen. And a few side bets on is she or isn't he ?

Shemale

Stick on TG4, Survivor is on, Morgan is unbelievably hot :eek:


https://www.google.ie/search?q=morgan+mcleod&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=fQTyVMOmH9Su7Aa7m4AI&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ

Slattsy

Watching Barcelona in my boxers with the heating and fire on supping coffee #livingthedream

Shemale

Slattsy wrote: »

Are you not married?? Assumed ye were!

Just budget properly and you'll be sound.

I am married, I just don't have enough money for Chelt because of dire punting so far, handed the bookies €150 in the last week. Ante Post portfolio looks solid and is front loaded so need to find my groove early doors so I can drink like an eejit and win loads.

This is my ante post portfolio, hoping to clear the mortgage, looks a decent bet too but getting 8 right will be tricky:

€1 EW NRNB pot return €18,232.50, pity Uxi has lost his way

Holywell Gold
Rock on Ruby World
Jezki Champ Hurdle
Uxizandre Champ Chase


€1 EW NRNB pot return €2,949

Holywell Gold
Jezki Champ Hurdle
Sprinter Sacre Champ Chase
Rock on Ruby World


€1 EW NRNB pot ret €2,359

Holywell Gold
Jezki Champ Hurdle
Sprinter Sacre Champ Chase
Rock on Ruby World



€1 EW pot ret €1,900.8

Don Poli National Hunt
Douvan Supreme
Un De Sceaux Arke
Ned Stark Baylis
Glens Melody Mares


€5 EW, pot return €246,638 (to clear mortgage)
Lami Serge Supreme
Un De Sceaux Arkle
Jezki Champ Hurdle
Annie Power Mares
Coneygree RSA
Sprinter Sacre Champ Chase
Don Cossack Ryanair
Rock on Ruby World



Singles & Specials:

Coneygree 28/1 Gold (NR)
Little King Robin 16/1(AP) Mares Glens Melody 5/1 (NRNB)
Paint The Clouds 14/1 Foxhunters & Salsify 10/1 (NRNB)
Rock on Ruby 10/1(NRNB) World Annie Power 5/1 (NRNB)
Holywell 10/1 Gold Cup (NRNB)
Cue Card 8/1 Ryanair (AP)
Sprinter Sacre 2/1, 3/1, 11/4 Champ Chase (NRNB)
Un De Sceaux 3/1, 2/1, 11/10, 8/11 (AP)
Mullins Winner Tuesday 3/1
Jezki 6/1, 11/2, 5/1 (NRNB)
Ted Veale VOB 12/1(NRNB) & Grand Annual 14/1(NRNB)
Supasundae 12/1 Bumper (NRNB)
Lami Serge & Sprinter 19/1