Off Topic: Gamblers Ramblings

Clareman

Slattsy wrote: »

Chips from thai place - get out!

Never get the chips from the pizza, thai, Indian or Chinese.

2 batter sausages and proper chips, ideally from Rios

droidman123

Stoke equalised in the 95th minute to do me for about €200 and the hammers drop another 2 points deep into injury time yet again.i feel miserable

Slattsy

Quarter pounder with cheese, chips, batter sausage, curry sauce and a choc milkshake #fatbastard

droidman123

Clareman wrote: »

Never get the chips from the pizza, thai, Indian or Chinese.

2 batter sausages and proper chips, ideally from Rios

But it would be cold again you got it all the way back from brazil

droidman123

Slattsy wrote: »

Quarter pounder with cheese, chips, batter sausage, curry sauce and a choc milkshake #fatbastard

Finished off with a hand shandy

Clareman

Slattsy wrote: »

Quarter pounder with cheese, chips, batter sausage, curry sauce and a choc milkshake #fatbastard

Keep the cheese and milk shake, I'll have the rest, I'm having a nice glass of red wine after having a stir fry, quiet content here,

Slattsy

No food in the gaff and the mrs has the car, tool lazy to go to the shops.
Diet starts on Monday for the wedding.

lolz

Shemale

Slattsy wrote: »

Quarter pounder with cheese, chips, batter sausage, curry sauce and a choc milkshake #fatbastard

I'll see you and raise you, four quarterpounders with cheese and slaw, four lamb chops and a pint of coke #thegunswerestarving

Slattsy

Four quarter pounders?
Bbq?

Copper_pipe

curioser wrote: »

You have to make sure you back something that gets up the hill - this guy might be a risk too far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuI23zCudKY

Cant promise anything! He was in a bad way :p

Shemale

Slattsy wrote: »

Four quarter pounders?
Pics. Or **** off.

Yeah, four quarter pounders :cool:

I ain't becoming bulimic to prove what I ate, if you want a picture of my next ****e I will post it no problem.

On a going day I am a combustion engine:

Before golf one morning I had 4 Big Macs and 4 large fries and 3 hours later I had the mixed grill for lunch.
Was on a stag do before I had the full Irish breakfast with toast, scrambled eggs and toast and a club sandwich with chips.

Shemale

Slattsy wrote: »

Four quarter pounders?
Bbq?

The missus was away with her sister and I was left in charge of the wee man, pound of mince in the fridge and 4 bbq coated lamb chops. What is the point of opening a pack of mince and some lamb and putting it back.

My padwan had two waffles and two fish fingers, I did three waffles for him but he wasn't able so I had the third one.

Shemale

Any joy at Aintree? Got a week ban for taking the piss out of someone in the tips thread so couldn't post.

Clareman

Shemale wrote: »

Any joy at Aintree? Got a week ban for taking the piss out of someone in the tips thread so couldn't post.

Not for me anyway, didn't notice anyone here with any luck in the main event, I'd say PP are sorry they paid out on 5th now considering where Shutthedoor finished

Hoping to get down the local tomorrow so any tips/fancies would be greatly appreciated

curioser

Hoping to get down the local tomorrow so any tips/fancies would be greatly appreciated[/QUOTE]

Fairly ropey stuff tomorrow, so maybe just have a look at Paul Townend's four mounts for Rebecca Curtis at Ffos Las - he has a fair strike rate in and around Wales these days.

Clareman

curioser wrote: »

Fairly ropey stuff tomorrow, so maybe just have a look at Paul Townend's four mounts for Rebecca Curtis at Ffos Las - he has a fair strike rate in and around Wales these days.

I know the square root of f**k all about horse racing but some of the regulars are mad into it and would bet on 2 bulls sh@gging, it helps there's a bookies right next door as well, it's very handy being able to say that I've a tip/fancy for a horse in a race, at least I can join the conversation then.

Slattsy

Barman eh... free pints eh?? Free grub eh ??? Slattsay?

curioser

Clareman wrote: »

I know the square root of f**k all about horse racing but some of the regulars are mad into it and would bet on 2 bulls sh@gging, it helps there's a bookies right next door as well, it's very handy being able to say that I've a tip/fancy for a horse in a race, at least I can join the conversation then.

You could point out knowingly that both Red Devil Lads and Golden Milan won for the same partnership on the course on 26 March and that it's quite on the cards that at least one of them will go in again. And that their horses in the first and last races are probably worth a speculative punt.

Clareman

curioser wrote: »

You could point out knowingly that both Red Devil Lads and Golden Milan won for the same partnership on the course on 26 March and that it's quite on the cards that at least one of them will go in again. And that their horses in the first and last races are probably worth a speculative punt.

Good gawd no, I don't want to go down that route, if they thought I knew something about horses I could be in trouble, easier just to say "I got a tip off a guy"

BumperD

Going out for a 1/2lb flame grilled burger with sweet potato fries and an enormous strawberry milkshake.

Oscars Well.

Aftertiming

Slattsy

<snip>

Slattsy

Banks details too.

Clareman

Oopsie, I didn't realise that that's a big no-no around here so I deleted the posts. No bank yet, I'm saving money in my account to buy a nice watch for myself so I'm just leaving the money in my PP account

Slattsy

I'm only kidding. No one really cares!
It's easy to tell when folk are genuine anyway.

Shemale now.. Wouldn't believe a word from him. Or her. Or it. Or them.

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Oscars Well.

I miss SRFC. It's not the same without him

Clareman

I'm a very social gambler, cards would be more my thing, I back horses when I get tips or I might go to Galway for a day, I'm not sure of some of the terms or the pay out structures (forecasts and reverse forcasts confuse the bej@ysus out of me), my apologies for not following proper etiquette, I know how annoying that can be.

Oscars Well.

The aftertiming scum is just a forum joke

Our old friend SRFC wasn't a fan of aftertiming haha

Slattsy

Never got into the online poker. Do people money from it or is it all a scam?

Oscars Well.

A lot of the guys you see at the big tournaments like the WSOP will be online players and not live players. There's a show on youtube about a few American lads that try and make $2million between them in 2 months from online poker.

Copper_pipe

Sorry lad but any idea of when the final racecard would be set for both of the Limerick meeting this week, Wednesday and the Thursday to be exact. Theres 23 declared for the first on Thursday according to this site but its flat racing and they hardly have 23 stalls in Limerick seeing as its round

http://www.irish-racing.com/cards/Limerick_Thu_16th_Apr_2015_2_15.html

BumperD

Ireland is 24 hour declarations unless it's a group 1/early closer.
Wednesday will be declared around lunchtime Tuesday, Thursday 's card around lunchtime Wednesday.

BumperD

I was told many years ago by someone in the industry that about 5% of online poker accounts are profit making, the rest are losers. Not sure how true it is but sounds about right. The only guaranteed winner is the host with their guaranteed rake and advertising

Hulk Hands

I made money from it during college. Used to play between 12-24 tables at once at small stakes, I was basically a robot after a while, knew every move I was going to make miliseconds after getting the cards. Got staked (buy ins paid for) by a guy for a while, basically I couldnt lose but had to give him half of my profits. Probably wasnt worth it in the end, heartbreaking to have to hand over half your winnings. It kept me in beer money at the time in college, but this was 4 years back when far more mugs were playing. Nowadays it seems that 90% of players are just multitable regulars like I was, all just taking and giving money to each other and losing out in the end thru the 5% rake. That stat about the 5% winning is true, but id say its even less nowadays. You'd have to be seriously skilled and have some ridiculously hitech software behind you. I doubt I could make money even at the small stakes nowadays, and if I could, it certainly wouldnt be enough to be worth my time.

Shemale

Clareman wrote: »

Oopsie, I didn't realise that that's a big no-no around here so I deleted the posts. No bank yet, I'm saving money in my account to buy a nice watch for myself so I'm just leaving the money in my PP account

Handy being a mod, I notice you deleted the post where you call Slattsy a **** too. That post is fine, he is!

Clareman

Shemale wrote: »

Handy being a mod, I notice you deleted the post where you call Slattsy a **** too. That post is fine, he is!

Mods only have mod powers in their own forums so I'm no different here, also, even though a post is deleted a mod can see them and take action. Anyway, I wouldn't call him that and delete it, I'd leave it up Poor b@st@rd is getting married soon so he has enough problems besides an internet warrior calling him names:p

Slattsy

I've got 99 problems but boards bitches ain't one!

Shemale

Slattsy wrote: »

I've got 99 problems but boards bitches ain't one!

Jealous boyfriend, mortgage arrears, leprosy, the clap, herpes, chlamydia, aids, narcicism, conjunctivitis from being blasted in the face, stupidity, poverty

What are the other 87?

droidman123

Shemale wrote: »

Jealous boyfriend, mortgage arrears, leprosy, the clap, herpes, chlamydia, aids, narcicism, conjunctivitis from being blasted in the face, stupidity, poverty

What are the other 87?

Tbf....the cream he is using is clearing up his herpes

Clareman

That reminds me of an oldie.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip

Oscars Well.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong sock this morning

Clareman

Copper_pipe wrote: »

If anyone spots anything worth backing at limerick on Thursday the 16th let me know. Trying to make a few bob at the student race day

I don't think this is a fancy cause I don't know anything about horses, and I didn't receive it as an actual tip, just someone in work mentioned they were backing it today, Katie T in the 16:30 in Limerick, very short odds at 11/10.

Slattsy

Glorious evening for a few pints. Indoors.

Drinking the best stout in Dublin here. Mother's milk.

Clareman

Slattsy wrote: »

Glorious evening for a few pints. Indoors.

Drinking the best stout in Dublin here. Mother's milk.

Pints would be lovely now, but I've a work do tomorrow night and a 4 o'clock on Saturday so I can't complain

Copper_pipe

I may be wrong but isnt there a place where you can see what money the tote took in at a race meeting? Just curious what it took in yesterday @ limerick

curioser

Copper_pipe wrote: »

I may be wrong but isnt there a place where you can see what money the tote took in at a race meeting? Just curious what it took in yesterday @ limerick

The figures are usually published at the end of the results sequence in the Irish Independent - yesterday's Limerick figure was €135,642.

Copper_pipe

curioser wrote: »

The figures are usually published at the end of the results sequence in the Irish Independent - yesterday's Limerick figure was €135,642.

Any chance of a link? Cant seem to find it myself

curioser

Copper_pipe wrote: »

Any chance of a link? Cant seem to find it myself

Can't locate a link I'm afraid - I got the figure from the hard copy

Copper_pipe

curioser wrote: »

Can't locate a link I'm afraid - I got the figure from the hard copy

Just found it on Irishracing.com

Slattsy

Was in the most wankery restaurant of my life yesterday, but my god the grub was stunning.
Had a rake o pints afterwards