Getting sick

skirtgirl

I know I'm gonna get sick. Combination of to much food and alcohol. Pure waste. It's the waiting that is the worst. Help fellow boardsies!

Sir Arthur Daley

Avoid knocking one out.

calanus

Use finger and purge

biko

Quit your moaning and take it like a man

guitarzero

Better out that in. I love that feeling after I puke, I feel so light...

SweetChaos

Relax and have an andrews its refreshingly fizzy

forgotten password

keep drinkin

skirtgirl

I don't even know why I thought I would get sympathy here. Wishful thinking. I'll just let it churn around for another hour until it's good and ready. Delete the whole thread please mods if possible!

Juwwi

skirtgirl wrote: »

I know I'm gonna get sick. Combination of to much food and alcohol. Pure waste. It's the waiting that is the worst. Help fellow boardsies!

The fact you have managed to post the above your not that bad at all .

Sir Arthur Daley

Cant be too bad if you can let it stew for an hour.

Mrs Garth Brooks

forgotten password wrote: »

keep drinkin

No dont. Stop.

Mrs Garth Brooks

skirtgirl wrote: »

I don't even know why I thought I would get sympathy here. Wishful thinking. I'll just let it churn around for another hour until it's good and ready. Delete the whole thread please mods if possible!

Go to bed

Clandestine

Drink some water maybe?

A V A

I thought the thread title said 'Getting D*ck' ..................

Deco99

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

No. dont Stop.

Fyp

skirtgirl

Drank water. Can't do purging thing. Too yucky. Too hot. Food and alcohol baby is all wrong. Going for a serious run Monday, all my own fault. Anyhow next Saturday night will be different!

Sir Arthur Daley

skirtgirl wrote: »

Anyhow next Saturday night will be different!

It will of course.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

If you wanna get sick, then get sick. F*ck everyone else!

PerrinV2

skirtgirl wrote: »

Drank water. Can't do purging thing. Too yucky. Too hot. Food and alcohol baby is all wrong. Going for a serious run Monday, all my own fault. Anyhow next Saturday night will be different!

Ah yes,next Saturday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKqGXeX9LhQ

:pac:

Gran Hermano

Couple of hours on a trampoline OP, be grand.

Sir Arthur Daley

skirtgirl

Perrinv2 thank you! I shall watch at ease hoping for peace! Or puke.

SweetChaos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx0ME65y72E

Sir Arthur Daley

This thread is sick.

dr strangelove

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

This thread is sick.

Agreed - better out than in

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

If you're feeling that bad just chug a load of water and stick your head in the toilet and take a deep breath. There she blows, bob's your uncle, up she flew, you'll feel way better and can go to bed and quit yer whinin. It's a way better option than having to wake up in the middle of the night and make a run for it.

Source: I drink far too much.

john the one

Hot.salty.water.

gg2

just hang your head over the toilet and hey presto!!

john the one

gg2 wrote: »

just hang your head over the toilet and hey presto!!

Great idea! And do a poo poo first and don't flush

porsche959

skirtgirl wrote: »

Drank water. Can't do purging thing. Too yucky. Too hot. Food and alcohol baby is all wrong. Going for a serious run Monday, all my own fault. Anyhow next Saturday night will be different!

If you ate an entire baby in one go, you really have only yourself to blame.

Badly Drunk Boy

porsche959 wrote: »

If you ate an entire baby in one go, you really have only yourself to blame.

And alcohol babies are the worst!

Arthur Beesley

Is that you Ralph?

Mickey H

skirtgirl wrote: »

I know I'm gonna get sick. Combination of to much food and alcohol. Pure waste. It's the waiting that is the worst. Help fellow boardsies!

So, OP. It's 5 hours later. Have you woken up in your own coughed up carrots yet??

cloud493

Sure did you read the packaging. One baby is supposed to serve 5-6 people.

Aidric

Leslie Famous Bookcase wrote: »

If you're feeling that bad just chug a load of water and stick your head in the toilet and take a deep breath.

Yep, that waft of piss will get the reflexes flowing.

gugleguy

And remember we are still in pre water charges days just about. Feel free to flush away once the toilet cistern has replenished. That'll also stimulate the fetching for you, the flushing action.

thelad95

skirtgirl wrote: »

I know I'm gonna get sick. Combination of to much food and alcohol. Pure waste. It's the waiting that is the worst. Help fellow boardsies!

I know you're pain. I was in your position last Sunday. We all make the usual promises in these positions. We'll never drink again, it's time for a new me, I'm going to go for a run tomorrow. You pray to God to help you through this and make it as painless as possible and as you sit there hunched over the toilet bowl with that acidy feeling in your mouth and your teeth sore from the vomit, you get that sense of relief. It's over. You crawl back into bed, fall asleep and swear it's the beginning of the new you.










































Of course a couple of weeks later you'll be in the same position :rolleyes:

skirtgirl

I'm alive anyways! Time for breakfast.

Mickey H

skirtgirl wrote: »

I'm alive anyways! Time for breakfast.

Breakfast??!

skirtgirl

Sorry to resurrect this thread but feck I know it's gonna happen.i would love to hear other peoples dying stories. Hardcore people might be Monday.im going of to swirl for a while

uch

Think of Yer Ma in the Nip, 20 minutes late no sick left

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

skirtgirl wrote: »

Drank water. Can't do purging thing. Too yucky. Too hot. Food and alcohol baby is all wrong. Going for a serious run Monday, all my own fault. Anyhow next Saturday night will be different!

Tell me more about where I can find this "alcohol baby" - it sounds delish.

PizzamanIRL

skirtgirl wrote: »

I don't even know why I thought I would get sympathy here. Wishful thinking. I'll just let it churn around for another hour until it's good and ready. Delete the whole thread please mods if possible!

You don't need 'girl' in your name. It's kind of obvious now after stating that you wanted sympathy for feeling sick.

Aubrey loves Joe

Puke in a bag and then sell it on ebay

pragmatic1

Go to the toilet, stick your fingers down your throat, wiggle them about, and puke like a responsible adult.

skirtgirl

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

You don't need 'girl' in your name. It's kind of obvious now after stating that you wanted sympathy for feeling sick.

That was a number of weeks ago pizza. I don't want sympathy. I'm flying it now and looking forward to enjoying my Sunday. Have a fantastic day!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

It's so weird to be up this early on a Sunday, and not just because I need to vomit.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Pfft Lightweigth central, where are all the real drinkers at?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Pfft Lightweigth central, where are all the real drinkers at?

Still ****ing drinking and not looking at smartphones, obviously - another 19 hours of the wekeend left!