Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread - Mod Note in OP, 13/8

Future Guy at this moment...

MagicIRL

This thread just keeps giving. A1 Sharon, A1.

Forget it lads, Future Guy's not coming...

Hococop

stankratz wrote: »

Forget it lads, he's not coming...

No!!! You're not futureguy

JerCotter7

I'm convinced now that Vidal isn't signing. Oh well. I thought Cleverly played well the last night. Time for him to fulfill his potential

Hococop

Hococop wrote: »

No!!! You're not futureguy

But in the spirit of Future Guy, what you just said would mean I am Future Guy, I'm confused

irishfeen

stankratz wrote: »

Forget it lads, he's not coming...

FutureGuy

We are not signing Arturo Vidal. Go to bed lads.

Liam O

FutureGuy wrote: »

We are not signing Arturo Vidal. Go to bed ffs.

I don't sleep while the NYSE is closed.

Hococop

FutureGuy wrote: »

We are not signing Arturo Vidal. Go to bed lads.

ScummyMan

Quality last couple of pages :pac:

irishfeen

FutureGuy wrote: »

We are not signing Arturo Vidal. Go to bed lads.

Insect Overlord

Magic moments. I Boards.

Peanut Butter Jelly

FutureGuy wrote: »

We are not signing Arturo Vidal. Go to bed lads.

MagicIRL

Hococop wrote: »

You must've been sitting on that for a while!

Some poor muppet on Redcafe

Thada boy Future Guy, tip of the hat to you good sir!

Meanwhile over on Redcafe, the Vidal saga appears to have claimed its first known victim...

Some poor muppet on Redcafe wrote:

Sign or get your ugly face off the screen you fecking self obsessed idiot. We're not some club waiting for as if you're some kind of God. We have had way better players come and go and even sitting on the bench. If you're not interested then just fecking say so instead of posting some **** picture on your facebook/twitter as if you're som kind of hot 18 yo chick. You're nothing but garbage to us unless you sign - so keep that fresch in your mind before you start posting another picture. I'm hardly impressed with your chicken legs, so stop playing around and make up your mind. We're man united.

advertsfox

FutureGuy wrote: »

We are not signing Arturo Vidal. Go to bed lads.

Hococop

MagicIRL wrote: »

You must've been sitting on that for a while!

It was my 1000 post so I said I would make it count

Trigger

FutureGuy wrote: »

We are not signing Arturo Vidal. Go to bed lads.

bennyl10

Thread tonight has been on par with 'the slip' and the 'juan day that mata'd'.. Just fantastic!

Can't wait for the reaction if..

Adamocovic

FutureGuy wrote: »

We are not signing Arturo Vidal. Go to bed lads.

Copper_pipe

I love this thread

Whatsisname

I'm still laughing at Hococop's Simpsons posts

duffman13

For the days of crap and squabbles on here, the last 4 pages more than make up for it. Top, top notch stuff lads! Faith restored

derfderf

In stitches on the train to work. Well played.

bangkok

FutureGuy wrote: »

We are not signing Arturo Vidal. Go to bed lads.

http://static.mybs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/funny-gif-baby-laughing-scared.gif

Rayne Wooney

People on redcafe were saying that if Vidal is on the plane to Juve's preseason tour on Monday it's definitely Arturoff but I don't see how it makes a difference

It's not like he can't get a flight home/ to the US if he needs to

ElChe32

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

People on redcafe were saying that if Vidal is on the plane to Juve's preseason tour on Monday it's definitely Arturoff but I don't see how it makes a difference

It's not like he can't get a flight home/ to the US if he needs to

We'll have a boards whip-round for the airfare.

thelad95

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

People on redcafe were saying that if Vidal is on the plane to Juve's preseason tour on Monday it's definitely Arturoff but I don't see how it makes a difference

It's not like he can't get a flight home/ to the US if he needs to

I reckon if Vidal is on his way to Manchester United, the deal is as good as done now bar the shouting as the rags would have you believe. If this is the case, they'll make up some bullsh*t reason for him not going on the tour, like a strained thigh or broken little toe or something with him appearing beside Ned Woodward a few days later.

Lord TSC

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

People on redcafe were saying that if Vidal is on the plane to Juve's preseason tour on Monday it's definitely Arturoff but I don't see how it makes a difference

It's not like he can't get a flight home/ to the US if he needs to

People looking for excuses to end the saga. We have a few off in America who I think will be off once we get back.

Sadly, unless he signs a new contract with Juvi, there is at least. 4 weeks of this story left....

Whatsisname

Lord TSC wrote: »

People looking for excuses to end the saga. We have a few off in America who I think will be off once we get back.

Sadly, unless he signs a new contract with Juvi, there is at least. 4 weeks of this story left....

steoin

Right can someone up date me on the Vidal situation, am I right in saying that the mood has changed today and he's more unlikely to sign?

Adamocovic

steoin wrote: »

Right can someone up date me on the Vidal situation, am I right in saying that the mood has changed today and he's more unlikely to sign?

I think the Vidal situation has never changed ha! Its always some say they think he will some say otherwise, papers running the story regardless of sources and Juventus denying he will leave. It would be nice if Vidal just came out and give a clear answer about his future.

Rayne Wooney

Lord TSC wrote: »

People looking for excuses to end the saga. We have a few off in America who I think will be off once we get back.

Sadly, unless he signs a new contract with Juvi, there is at least. 4 weeks of this story left....

Marotta ruled out a new contract, he only got one sure and that's what Marotta said, if it really is an angling for more money ploy it is a shocking one altogether

If there is nothing done by Monday it would end the saga for me, 7 days of him and his agent both apparently in Italy you'd think that would be the perfect time to sort it out before Juve go on tour and to get Vidal a few preseason games with us

weisses

FutureGuy wrote: »

We are not signing Arturo Vidal. Go to bed lads.

VW 1

steoin wrote: »

Right can someone up date me on the Vidal situation, am I right in saying that the mood has changed today and he's more unlikely to sign?

The mood either here or IRL is irrelevant and has no bearing on reality. People's perception and opinions are generally based on the rags reporting or posturing (or truth telling) by clubs and their officials. Trouble is we have no way of decanting truth from crap, whether they are bluffing, double bluffing or being genuine.

Sit tight and time will tell, there is no other remedy.

Larry Wildman

Read something by Gore Vidal...very witty

lordgoat

FutureGuy wrote: »

We are not signing Arturo Vidal. Go to bed lads.

There he is.

I enjoyed the last 2 pages more than any others of the window. Future Guy for post of the day?

steoin

VW 1 wrote: »

The mood either here or IRL is irrelevant and has no bearing on reality. People's perception and opinions are generally based on the rags reporting or posturing (or truth telling) by clubs and their officials. Trouble is we have no way of decanting truth from crap, whether they are bluffing, double bluffing or being genuine.

Sit tight and time will tell, there is no other remedy.

Yeah, I'm well aware, skipped back a few pages and saw something about photo or something and thought there might have been something to it. Can't believe I've left myself get caught up in all this.

VW 1

steoin wrote: »

Yeah, I'm well aware, skipped back a few pages and saw something about photo or something and thought there might have been something to it. Can't believe I've left myself get caught up in all this.

After going through Thiago and Fabregas last summer, Sneijder a few years ago I hadn't the energy for Kroos or Vidal this summer. Que sera, sera. I have confidence LVG will get the players he needs to make his system work this window and work on the players he wants once he has a solid base established.

Mars Bar

Crimson King wrote: »

My wife and I are also expecting our first child soon Doc, but your more than welcome to use the name Arturo

Mostly because we are expecting a girl though :P

Call her Vidalerie!

Mars Bar

I've also just caught up on the last few pages. Quality. Pure quality!

Hotblack Desiato

Mars Bar wrote: »

Call her Vidalerie!

Why don't you come on over Vidalerie

The_Kew_Tour

Fantastic stuff last few pages

And im back on the positivity train.

Its bank Holiday weekend and I can smell a signing by our great leader Ed.

Viva EDaldo

GSPfan

I'm counting down the days till the transfer window closes. It's boring now.

Glad it's August. Really makes the season feel like it's in touching distance. Pity no Community Shield though.

The_Kew_Tour

GSPfan wrote: »

I'm counting down the days till the transfer window closes. It's boring now.

Glad it's August. Really makes the season feel like it's in touching distance. Pity no Community Shield though.

Ya cause not playing Wigan is heartbreaking

GSPfan

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

Ya cause not playing Wigan is heartbreaking

Yeah but we'd get to see Vidal a week earlier.

Hotblack Desiato

Well, sometimes I go out by myself
And I look across the Citeh (oooooh)
And I think of all the things, what you're doing
And in my head I paint a picture

'Cause since I've come on home
Well, my body's been a mess
And I've missed your pointy hair
And the way you like to dress

Won't you come on over
Stop makin a fool out of me
Why don't you come on over Vidalerie?
Vidalerie, Vidalerie, Vidalerie

Did you have to go to Juve
Put your house on up for sale
Did you get a good lawyer?

I Hope you didn't catch a tan
Hope you find the right man
Who'll fix it for you

Are you shopping anywhere
Changed the color of your hair
and Are you busy?

And did you have to pay that fine
That you were dodging all the time
Are you still dizzy?

Since I've come on home
Well, my body's been a mess
And I've missed your pointy hair
And the way you like to dress

Won't you come on over
Stop makin a fool out of me
Why don't you come on over Vidalerie?
Vidalerie, Vidalerie, Vidalerie

Well, sometimes I go out by myself
And I look across the Citeh
And I think of all the things, what you're doing
And in my head I paint a picture

Cause since I've come on home
Well, my body's been a mess
And I've missed your pointy hair
And the way you like to dress

Won't you come on over
Stop makin a fool out of me
Why don't you come on over Vidalerie?
Vidalerie, Vidalerie, Vidalerie

The_Kew_Tour

GSPfan wrote: »

Yeah but we'd get to see Vidal a week earlier.

I would put few quid on him not joining Wigan.

Will I Amnt

Oh no... Not a song :eek: