Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

LynnGrace

Waiting on a package to be delivered. Bet the minute I am gone out of the house the magic van will arrive.

Boom_Bap

Hotfail.com wrote: »

When someone else's piss splashes back on to you. Makes me feel sick

Or from the puddle that has formed if you are near the drain end, or from someone elses pee that is traversing the trough whilst mid pee and its a you and stranger 'splash back ultimate combo'

Chancer3001

People who stand in doorways

GET OUT ME WAY!

Ted_YNWA

Chancer3001 wrote: »

People who stand in doorways

GET OUT ME WAY!

An electric cattle prod should be legal in these instances.

MsBubbles

Those blooming awful taps that spray water all over you when all you wanted to do was wash your hands. Grrr

Boom_Bap

In our toilets in work, we have these auto spray air fresheners that spray out a scent every so often.

Stand too close and you will smell like 'Citrus Blast', 'Ocean Wave', 'Lavender-Vanilla-Melon' or 'Mulberry and Cinamon'.

Hotfail.com

Boom_Bap wrote: »

In our toilets in work, we have these auto spray air fresheners that spray out a scent every so often.

Stand too close and you will smell like 'Citrus Blast', 'Ocean Wave', 'Lavender-Vanilla-Melon' or 'Mulberry and Cinamon'.

Any of those artificial odour yokes are mank..

eisenberg1

Boom_Bap wrote: »

In our toilets in work, we have these auto spray air fresheners that spray out a scent every so often.

Stand too close and you will smell like 'Citrus Blast', 'Ocean Wave', 'Lavender-Vanilla-Melon' or 'Mulberry and Cinamon'.

That sounds like the line up at one of those music festivals you youngsters attend:D

on_my_oe

LynnGrace wrote: »

And then to add to the fun, sometimes the long awaited bus promised on the display fails to materialise at all, and just disappears off the screen.

Ghost buses... Or maybe it's like Harry Potter.

Or ghost chips.

LizzieJones

Hotfail.com wrote: »

Any of those artificial odour yokes are mank..

I wish they would make food scents like fries smothered in gravy or chili con carne.

Aglomerado

LizzieJones wrote: »

I wish they would make food scents like fries smothered in gravy or chili con carne.

That wouldn't work in workplace toilets though. You'd associate the smell of the food with the underlying smell of poo and it would put you off that food for good.

(Good idea for dieters though! I wonder if there's a chocolate scent... it would help me...)

dub_skav

LynnGrace wrote: »

Waiting on a package to be delivered. Bet the minute I am gone out of the house the magic van will arrive.

Would you rather they had an app that told you when they are 2 minutes away?

LizzieJones

Aglomerado wrote: »

That wouldn't work in workplace toilets though. You'd associate the smell of the food with the underlying smell of poo and it would put you off that food for good.

(Good idea for dieters though! I wonder if there's a chocolate scent... it would help me...)

Might help me too but then I have been known to eat while sitting on the toilet. LOL

Of course that was YEARS ago.

The construction noises outside are annoying me. I wish they would get done and buzz off. :mad:

Aglomerado

LizzieJones wrote: »

Might help me too but then I have been known to eat while sitting on the toilet. LOL

Of course that was YEARS ago.

:eek:

Did you go to UCG in the 90s? I often heard someone munching away at their apple in the toilets off the concourse...

LizzieJones

Aglomerado wrote: »

:eek:

Did you go to UCG in the 90s? I often heard someone munching away at their apple in the toilets off the concourse...

Wasn't me.

Aglomerado

LizzieJones wrote: »

Wasn't me.

Good because I hate noisy eaters! :pac::D

Hotfail.com

There are three ads on telly atm that are absolutely doing my head in.

1. The Seapoint Clinic one, with the guy with the very syllabic way of speaking. "Click. Tight. Dentures".

2. The McDonalds one: "Barry shaves his chest!" "No way!" :mad:

3. The Vodafone one with the old man and the horse racing. How is he watching the horse race continue? Is his son supposed to be running along beside the horses? Stop patting your knee old man! :mad:

Czarcasm

Aglomerado wrote: »

That wouldn't work in workplace toilets though. You'd associate the smell of the food with the underlying smell of poo and it would put you off that food for good.

(Good idea for dieters though! I wonder if there's a chocolate scent... it would help me...)

Speaking of all things word associated (wouldn't be a trivial thread without the usual toilet humor:D), but I used read your username as Anglomerdo, not nearly as funny any more once I learned to read it correctly. Now I can't unlearn it...


Because who doesn't know that merde is French for...

Aglomerado

Czarcasm wrote: »

Speaking of all things word associated (wouldn't be a trivial thread without the usual toilet humor:D), but I used read your username as Anglomerdo, not nearly as funny any more once I learned to read it correctly. Now I can't unlearn it...


Because who doesn't know that merde is French for...

Ah Scheisse!

Czarcasm

Aglomerado wrote: »

Ah Scheisse!

Schadenfreude

Aglomerado

Buinneach.

A great word meaning "Scutter" or "Scour" in Irish.

Toilet humour makes me happy, which doesn't belong in this thread.

Trivial thing that annoys me: People who don't like toilet humour.

jimgoose

Aglomerado wrote: »

Buinneach.

A great word meaning "Scutter" or "Scour" in Irish.

Toilet humour makes me happy, which doesn't belong in this thread.

Trivial thing that annoys me: People who don't like toilet humour.

My father used to describe it as "Pipeshooting like a duck!"

Aglomerado

jimgoose wrote: »

My father used to describe it as "Pipeshooting like a duck!"

"Long and loose like the shít of a goose" - a rhyme my mother's family used to have. :pac:

jimgoose

Aglomerado wrote: »

"Long and loose like the shít of a goose" - a rhyme my mother's family used to have. :pac:

Hee-hee! :pac::pac::pac:

Generic Dreadhead

Keep Calm And......

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

We're DONE with this now, people of Earth!

Hotfail.com

People calling other people (who tend to be the more open-minded type) liberals in every single argument.

What even is a liberal!? I had a vague idea before but now I don't have a clue because it just seems to be an insult thrown around in every political argument when one person runs out of ideas...

jimgoose

Hotfail.com wrote: »

People calling other people (who tend to be the more open-minded type) liberals in every single argument.

What even is a liberal!? I had a vague idea before but now I don't have a clue because it just seems to be an insult thrown around in every political argument when one person runs out of ideas...

Liberalism is the simple, benign philosophy that a man has the right to walk abroad and scratch his balls at any hour of the day or night be playsing him, worship/not worship as be playsing him, and open his mouth and say what he likes. The notion has been hi-jacked by various worried, earnest types, many of whom have beards, and used to push all kinds of stupid and highly personal agendas, involving Pandas, one-legged dyslexic Ethiopian lesbians, property taxes, etc.

Hotfail.com

jimgoose wrote: »

Liberalism is the simple, benign philosophy that a man has the right to walk abroad and scratch his balls at any hour of the day or night be playsing him, worship/not worship as be playsing him, and open his mouth and say what he likes. The notion has been hi-jacked by various worried, earnest types, many of whom have beards, and used to push all kinds of stupid and highly personal agendas, involving Pandas, one-legged dyslexic Ethiopian lesbians, property taxes, etc.

Okay.. I think I understand! :pac:

OldNotWIse

You tube suggesting worship songs for me based on past searches :eek:

Needing to pee and not having anyone to relieve me. Nervous jigging and foot tapping....

Maybe a worship song will help.

jimgoose

Hotfail.com wrote: »

Okay.. I think I understand! :pac:

Let me put it simply: as far as a modern Liberal is concerned, "Liberalism" means everyone can do what they like. As far as I'm concerned, it means everyone can do what they like except me. I have to pay for it, you see. :pac:

Aglomerado

OldNotWIse wrote: »

You tube suggesting worship songs for me based on past searches :eek:

Needing to pee and not having anyone to relieve me. Nervous jigging and foot tapping....

Maybe a worship song will help.

Piss is flowing like a river?
Make me a channel of your piss?

(Sorry)

Pumpkinseeds

Hotfail.com wrote: »

People calling other people (who tend to be the more open-minded type) liberals in every single argument.

What even is a liberal!? I had a vague idea before but now I don't have a clue because it just seems to be an insult thrown around in every political argument when one person runs out of ideas...

Commie, we'll have to hunt ya down and shoot ya :P, not really:D

Us capitalist, right wingers don't tolerate your kind:)

Boom_Bap

I seen a lady today and the first thing I thought to myself was 'she's wearing a pencil skirt, the thread on boards and czechlin have thought me this wonderful piece of fashion trivia'.

I spent a couple of seconds mulling this over and chuffed with myself, rather than czeching out the female in the pencil skirt. So instead of 4 or 5 seconds of oggling, I got only about 2 seconds when my man brain kicked back in.


and before anyone asks, yes, she was an absolute cracker.

OldNotWIse

Maximus Alexander

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I seen a lady today and the first thing I thought to myself was 'she's wearing a pencil skirt, the thread on boards and czechlin have thought me this wonderful piece of fashion trivia'.

I spent a couple of seconds mulling this over and chuffed with myself, rather than czeching out the female in the pencil skirt. So instead of 4 or 5 seconds of oggling, I got only about 2 seconds when my man brain kicked back in.


and before anyone asks, yes, she was an absolute cracker.

This is why men and women should never talk for too long.

Dial Hard

Hair headaches :mad:

OldNotWIse

When you do something twice when you should only do it once, but because you're going too fast, you have to go a second time.

Wait...makes no sense. Post needs example:

You are stapling notes together and staple down and realise there are no staples left but by the time you've realised this, you've pressed the stapler down again.

eisenberg1

Aglomerado wrote: »

Piss is flowing like a river?
Make me a channel of your piss?

(Sorry)

Cry me a river
By the rivers of Babylon

ONW, you never know what bladder control is, until you sneeze:D

czechlin

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I seen a lady today and the first thing I thought to myself was 'she's wearing a pencil skirt, the thread on boards and czechlin have thought me this wonderful piece of fashion trivia'.

I spent a couple of seconds mulling this over and chuffed with myself, rather than czeching out the female in the pencil skirt. So instead of 4 or 5 seconds of oggling, I got only about 2 seconds when my man brain kicked back in.


and before anyone asks, yes, she was an absolute cracker.

Job done, I feel very proud, I have finally accomplished something!:D
*a virtual pat on the shoulder for Boom*
I am wearing one of the above mentioned myself today but decided not to rant about it for a change ha!



I wonder if people will ever get tired of the czech sth out jokes :rolleyes:

What's wrong with czechlin's pencil skirts?

danniemcq

Deleted User wrote: »

What's wrong with czechlin's pencil skirts?

I have no idea what this is so i googled it.

second result is boards, "trivial things that annoy you 2"

Its like having an issue with technology and you only find one other person online with that same issue.

One response to the thread or topic they started and its them saying "never mind fixed it"

what did you do dammit! what did you do!

also relevent

Big Cheese

Pedestrians who step onto the road only to look around with a surprised face when they see a car coming towards them. IT'S A ROAD FOR GOD'S SAKE

jimgoose

danniemcq wrote: »

I have no idea what this is so i googled it.

second result is boards, "trivial things that annoy you 2"

Its like having an issue with technology and you only find one other person online with that same issue.

One response to the thread or topic they started and its them saying "never mind fixed it"

what did you do dammit! what did you do!

also relevent

Boom_Bap

czechlin wrote: »

Job done, I feel very proud, I have finally accomplished something!:D
*a virtual pat on the shoulder for Boom*
I am wearing one of the above mentioned myself today but decided not to rant about it for a change ha!



I wonder if people will ever get tired of the czech sth out jokes :rolleyes:

Is it a black one??? Is it you that I saw today??

Deleted User wrote: »

What's wrong with czechlin's pencil skirts?

Absolutely nothing if it was her I seen today :pac:

Boom_Bap

danniemcq wrote: »

Its like having an issue with technology and you only find one other person online with that same issue.

I was looking up an Oracle error earlier and just got linked to lots of forums repeating the same question, but no answer. That was good fun.

jimgoose

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I was looking up an Oracle error earlier and just got linked to lots of forums repeating the same question, but no answer. That was good fun.

Ah, good ol' Oracle. There's error codes in there that no currently living developer has heard about. :pac:

czechlin

Deleted User wrote: »

What's wrong with czechlin's pencil skirts?

danniemcq wrote: »

I have no idea what this is so i googled it.

second result is boards, "trivial things that annoy you 2"

Its like having an issue with technology and you only find one other person online with that same issue.

One response to the thread or topic they started and its them saying "never mind fixed it"

what did you do dammit! what did you do!

also relevent

My pencil skirts are all fine! They fit like a glove!:)
There is a small problem when I don't wear tights (like today), which I believe many women have experienced, however I don't want to be known for disobedient skirts so from now on I will keep all skirt related embarrassing incidents to myself

I still love skirts though, I have more skirts than trousers!

I only bought a pair of trousers last week. That's the only pair of trousers I own!

Now, what's the issue with your skirt, share with the group.

czechlin

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Is it a black one??? Is it you that I saw today??

:rolleyes:

lazybones32

Women being disorganised at the front of the shopping queue. Fair enough if they have babbies with them; not so if they still get flummoxed doing something they've done every week for X number of years...