Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

berrygood

My car keeps giving me electric shocks!!! Like I need another reason to hate it!

Mariasofia

Another thing that annoyed me today (trivially ) was a girl sitting next to me in the credit union (that I know only to see) was on boards on her phone and I couldnt see her username....

bboybaboy19

Hotfail.com wrote: »

That is the most brilliantly horrible thing I've ever heard :pac:

Really!?


Anyway, the way computers always ask if you're sure if you want to do something. Not once have I ever clicked no. Stop asking me, what indecisive fûcktard designed this thing in such a way that clicking no was needed so often they had to hinder the process to ask you to confirm what you already said you wanted the bloody thing to do.

berrygood

Mariasofia wrote: »

Another thing that annoyed me today (trivially ) was a girl sitting next to me in the credit union (that I know only to see) was on boards on her phone and I couldnt see her username....

What CU?

Mariasofia

berrygood wrote: »

What CU?

Lol...was it youuuuuu...... :-D

berrygood

Mariasofia wrote: »

Lol...was it youuuuuu...... :-D

Haha! That's what I'm wondering!!

Mariasofia

berrygood wrote: »

Haha! That's what I'm wondering!!

What CU were you in and Ill tell ya.....and btw I saw what you were looking at too
.....(joking)..... had a pain in my eyes trying to see name never mind what forum!! :-D

berrygood

Mariasofia wrote: »

What CU were you in and Ill tell ya.....and btw I saw what you were looking at too
.....(joking)..... had a pain in my eyes trying to see name never mind what forum!! :-D

You first :-)


Hmmm, I can't seem to insert smiley faces! I find this trivially annoying!

Czarcasm

berrygood wrote: »

You first :-)


Hmmm, I can't seem to insert smiley faces! I find this trivially annoying!

See the hyphen in between the colons and the bracket above? Drop that out



/good deed for the day, and this :-D becomes this

SaoirseRose

People who literally stand on top of you in these two situations:

1. Buying a luas ticket
2. At the self service till in the supermarket

PERSONAL SPACE wouldn't go amiss.

Practically breathing on me whilst I'm paying does not make the ****ing machines work any faster.

AND THE LUAS COMES EVERY FCUKING 5 MINUTES ANYWAY!!

Rant over.

berrygood

Czarcasm wrote: »

See the hyphen in between the colons and the bracket above? Drop that out



/good deed for the day, and this :-D becomes this

Thanks.... gonna try that now

LizzieJones

berrygood wrote: »

Thanks.... gonna try that now

There ya go.

berrygood

LizzieJones wrote: »

There ya go.

Wax on, wax off..... I shall learn the ways of the internet

LizzieJones

berrygood wrote: »

Wax on, wax off..... I shall learn the ways of the internet

It's just like riding a bike.

Mariasofia

berrygood wrote: »

Wax on, wax off..... I shall learn the ways of the internet

Yeah like hiding your phone when on boards

berrygood

Mariasofia wrote: »

Yeah like hiding your phone when on boards

Ha! I'll do a perimeter scan in future!

Vindictive people.

They wear me out with their petty nitpicking and small minds.

Actually that's not trivially annoying, that's massively annoying.

deise08

Child actors and singers.

Pumpkinseeds

Cheap zips on jeans, especially when you first zip up a fresh pair of jeans and you're afraid to pull the zip too hard in case you bust it.

berrygood

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Cheap zips on jeans, especially when you first zip up a fresh pair of jeans and you're afraid to pull the zip too hard in case you bust it.

Especially when the zip jams and you're in need of the loo. Oh the panic!!

Pumpkinseeds

berrygood wrote: »

Especially when the zip jams and you're in need of the loo. Oh the panic!!

I don't have to worry too much about that. All the fecking jeans are hipster jeans so I just pull them up and down without unzipping once I've pulled them on the first time

Czarcasm

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Cheap zips on jeans, especially when you first zip up a fresh pair of jeans and you're afraid to pull the zip too hard in case you bust it.

I wear trousers with zips now, but when I used wear jeans (Levis, weren't cheap, just cheaply made!), the zips were forever bursting on me, until I discovered button flies! At least you can button them back up when they pop

Fat Christy

The universe is out to get me, it's not even funny. I had the ****tiest Friday ever.

Czarcasm

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I don't have to worry too much about that. All the fecking jeans are hipster jeans so I just pull them up and down without unzipping once I've pulled them on the first time

Huggies pull-ups for adults, now that's handy!

Fat Christy

Fat Christy wrote: »

The universe is out to get me, it's not even funny. I had the ****tiest Friday ever.

Ah that's terrible. Tell all about it, a problem shared is a problem halved etc.

Hugs better

Fat Christy

Candie wrote: »

Ah that's terrible. Tell all about it, a problem shared is a problem halved etc.

Hugs better

Do you ever have one of those days where everything that could go wrong, goes wrong?

I was up at half 5 because I had an exam and a presentation and was trying to do some last minute cramming, so it was never going to be a good day. I'm so toyered.

I don't like spiders, they terrfiy me. If they keep to themselves and stick to their own little corners, it's all fine and dandy. I got into the shower this morning and spotted this big mutha****a in the corner of the bathroom. I kept saying to myself 'Be grand, he'll just chill there, I'll stay here, it's all cool'.
But of course, no, the spider was all like 'Oh hai, I see you're in the shower, I think I want to be in the shower too. Do you mind if I join you? Just hold on a second and I'll run over to you with my big long hairy dangly legs. I literally won't be a second. BOO! Honey, I'm hoooommmmeee. Loookkk at us showering together, we soooo coo'. ' :mad: I never got to condition my hair.

And day just got progressively worse....
Left the house without my notes and had to go back for them. Just about got to college and bam, fcuking flat tyre!!

Exam was a total and utter fcuking disaster. I don't know what the lecturer was thinking but he threw in some stuff not in the notes or in any extra reading recommendations. Why would you do that? Why? :mad: Oh and total changed the format of the exam from previous years.

Halfway through the day I broke my shoe. Whole bottom fell out of the shoe and then the heel broke off. And then it fcuking rained heavily and my foot got soaked. Stupid broken shoe, stupid rain. Grrr.

I changed my wheel anyway, but my spare is facked and I'm supposed to be driving to Wicklow tomorrow so I was trying to get to the garage before it closed at 6. I swear to god, every single traffic light on the way home went red on approach. The fcuk??!! And it seemed there was a higher level of morons on the road then normal. I didn't make it in time. So now I'ma have to get up early tomorrow and hopefully get the puncture fixed.

Fcuk you Universe. :mad:

Today is just over Christy. Tomorrow will be better. I promise.

Fat Christy

Fat Christy wrote: »

Do you ever have one of those days where everything that could go wrong, goes wrong?

I was up at half 5 because I had an exam and a presentation and was trying to do some last minute cramming, so it was never going to be a good day. I'm so toyered.

I don't like spiders, they terrfiy me. If they keep to themselves and stick to their own little corners, it's all fine and dandy. I got into the shower this morning and spotted this big mutha****a in the corner of the bathroom. I kept saying to myself 'Be grand, he'll just chill there, I'll stay here, it's all cool'.
But of course, no, the spider was all like 'Oh hai, I see you're in the shower, I think I want to be in the shower too. Do you mind if I join you? Just hold on a second and I'll run over to you with my big long hairy dangly legs. I literally won't be a second. BOO! Honey, I'm hoooommmmeee. Loookkk at us showering together, we soooo coo'. ' :mad: I never got to condition my hair.

And day just got progressively worse....
Left the house without my notes and had to go back for them. Just about got to college and bam, fcuking flat tyre!!

Exam was a total and utter fcuking disaster. I don't know what the lecturer was thinking but he threw in some stuff not in the notes or in any extra reading recommendations. Why would you do that? Why? :mad: Oh and total changed the format of the exam from previous years.

Halfway through the day I broke my shoe. Whole bottom fell out of the shoe and then the heel broke off. And then it fcuking rained heavily and my foot got soaked. Stupid broken shoe, stupid rain. Grrr.

I changed my wheel anyway, but my spare is facked and I'm supposed to be driving to Wicklow tomorrow so I was trying to get to the garage before it closed at 6. I swear to god, every single traffic light on the way home went red on approach. The fcuk??!! And it seemed there was a higher level of morons on the road then normal. I didn't make it in time. So now I'ma have to get up early tomorrow and hopefully get the puncture fixed.

Fcuk you Universe. :mad:

Poor Christy That was a very bad day.

Get yourself a nice big mug of hot chocolate or horlicks, get yourself into a nice warm bed and watch a movie or surf for a while and have a nice long sleep.

Everything will look a bit better in the morning and everything looks better after a sleep anyway.

Tomorrow will definitely be better than today, I promise.

on_my_oe

Czarcasm wrote: »

I wear trousers with zips now, but when I used wear jeans (Levis, weren't cheap, just cheaply made!), the zips were forever bursting on me, until I discovered button flies! At least you can button them back up when they pop

You know those rings for house / car keys? Put the ring through hole of the zip puller, pull your jeans and zip up, and then loop the ring over the button; then button up your jeans. The ring will keep your zip up.


Maybe I should share this with that bloke from Skerries who jammed his Jolly Roger

berrygood

When it takes you so long to type your reply that your session logs out. Of course, you're not made aware of this until you hit the reply button and by that time it's too late. You've lost your reply!!!

caustic 1

Conductors of orchestras, I mean wtf, waving and jumping about, not hardly a one looking at him, they are all reading sheet music, WHY ARE YOU THERE? Usually hairy geeky looking feckers too. Makes me want to pull my toenails out with pliers and then dip them in vinegar, failing that I just turn over the station. But it really upsets my day.

caustic 1

caustic 1 wrote: »

Conductors of orchestras, I mean wtf, waving and jumping about, not hardly a one looking at him, they are all reading sheet music, WHY ARE YOU THERE? Usually hairy geeky looking feckers too. Makes me want to pull my toenails out with pliers and then dip them in vinegar, failing that I just turn over the station. But it really upsets my day.

http://theweek.com/article/index/236940/do-orchestras-really-need-conductors

Conductors explained via mathematical modelling

caustic 1

Candie wrote: »

http://theweek.com/article/index/236940/do-orchestras-really-need-conductors

Conductors explained via mathematical modelling

Thank you.

Still think there is no need for them.

czechlin

Christy sorry to hear about your shïty day! There was something up with spiders today as well! Weird... Anyway, sending some good vibes and a virtual hug your way, hopefully tomorrow will be a better day

Frito

Having to get denture cleansing tablets out of the tube when they've rotated inside the tube.
Sorry mam, you're gonna have to brush your dentures twice in the morning.

Czarcasm

Frito wrote: »

Having to get denture cleansing tablets out of the tube when they've rotated inside the tube.
Sorry mam, you're gonna have to brush your dentures twice in the morning.

Are they like a tube of smarties that when you've eaten all the smarties you can play Chinese finger puzzle?

Well, basically you shove your finger in one end and push the tablet up the tube and out the top

osarusan

When you say you don't like something (Jazz music, science fiction, certain foods, for example), and people respond with "Oh that's just because you haven't experienced the right piece of music/SF book/perfectly cooked steak."

No it isn't. F**k off.

Frito

Czarcasm wrote: »

Are they like a tube of smarties that when you've eaten all the smarties you can play Chinese finger puzzle?

Well, basically you shove your finger in one end and push the tablet up the tube and out the top

Nah they're plastic tubes. I think they're gonna be the death of me Czarcasm.

bronn

berrygood wrote: »

My car keeps giving me electric shocks!!! Like I need another reason to hate it!

I *hate* that. Hate it. But I think I've found a way to stop it happening. Before getting out of the car, open the door (vitally important ) and hold on to the metal door frame. Then, without letting go of the frame, put your foot on the ground. This should work because now the electricity is discharged from you through the car. However, I get such bad shocks that, in addition to the above, I also tip the door with the metal tip of the key before I close it.

This never used to happen to me when we owned that piece of shít Renault Megane but when we switched to the Honda Civic, zzzzzzaaaapp! This little smiley dude kinda resembles my hair after I touched it. It's a total hoor of a car for shocks.

I actually saw the electricity arc from my finger to the car one time. Now I know why Emperor Palpatine in Star Wars was all Dark Side and cranky. That shít hurts, man.

eisenberg1 wrote: »

One of the problems I have, when walking the dogs on a beach, and one takes a dump, I bag it, but there never seems to be any bin to put it in ( at least where I go) so you are left walking a round with a bag of crap, and no, I am not one of the dog**** bag dumpers.

You need to get this or this or an equivalent (eBay has lots). I don't know why more people don't use these.

Starrseed

People.

Dapics

Spitting after taking a few drags of a fag.

Two of my mates do it the whole time. Pisses me right off.

fonecrusher1

Smokers cough/voice/stench. They're ****ing disgusting.

Ted_YNWA

Have to take bus today. Wish me luck.


Why do birds only do their irish dancing routines on the roof at early o clock. A 25 stone man wearing hob-nailed boots wouldn't make as much noise doing it.

suicide_circus

Dapics wrote: »

Spitting after taking a few drags of a fag.

Two of my mates do it the whole time. Pisses me right off.

You need a better class of friend

suicide_circus

Customers (generally irish women between 30-60 years if age) who are obnoxious, superior, rude and abusive to my floor staff and when I arrive on the scene are sickly sweet, nice as pie to me.

deise08

suicide_circus wrote: »

Customers (generally irish women between 30-60 years if age) who are obnoxious, superior, rude and abusive to my floor staff and when I arrive on the scene are sickly sweet, nice as pie to me.

It's worse being that member of staff.

what really annoys me is when the manager doesn't give you back up.

suicide_circus

deise08 wrote: »

It's worse being that member of staff.

what really annoys me is when the manager doesn't give you back up.

Very rarely do I do anything except confirm what the staff have said. If I happen to know the customer is a big big spender, I may have to be pragmatic.

Oops69

caustic 1 wrote: »

Thank you.

Still think there is no need for them.

Of course there's a need, it's the difference between David Moyes and Alex ferguson at Manchester United , ok, some may be a bit eccentric but geniuses often are .

shruikan2553

Went to the bus stop, was full so told we can wait for the next bus......3 hours later.

eisenberg1

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Cheap zips on jeans, especially when you first zip up a fresh pair of jeans and you're afraid to pull the zip too hard in case you bust it.

berrygood wrote: »

Especially when the zip jams and you're in need of the loo. Oh the panic!!

Czarcasm wrote: »

I wear trousers with zips now, but when I used wear jeans (Levis, weren't cheap, just cheaply made!), the zips were forever bursting on me, until I discovered button flies! At least you can button them back up when they pop

Tip for the day, always look for YKK zips, be it jeans, jackets or boots, they are the best out there. And if the zip jams, try hair spray to lubricate it, you can use WD40, but in the crotch area it is a bit of a turn off:D